Sasuke's "Perfect" vs Naruto's "Coolest"

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I only do these.

Not relying on merchants and no fast travel really steps the game up. Same can be said for Elder scrolls 3 Morrowind. Fast travel killed Oblivion and Skyrim for me.
 

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Itachi was pretty much the most complete character. Ranging from his power, behaviour etc he was pretty much the best character in NV...

But I doubt that was the real translation.

But naruto is a socially awkward retard that says a lot of dumb shiit even now lol.
 

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As I've said before, both Naruto and Sasuke are equally retarded... but if I had to choose, it would be Naruto (seriously, wtf was this retard thinking?).

At least it was obvious that Sasuke was referring to the Itachi he knew as a kid, prior to the Uchiha Massacre (who it was obvious he emulated and idolized); Naruto is just a retard who was referring to the sociopathic, pedophile, mass-murder who killed his parents, war criminal that was adult Obito.

:| It was kinda weird for Naruto to call him awesome or cool and after all he said to Obito during his rein during this war now all a sudden you call the guy cool.
 

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Itachi butthurt thread #2424242525251352452352352*e^52524525252.

>Which one sounds dumber...

"Calling your older brother perfect... The same older brother who got perfect grades, set records, was your idol and best friend when young, never lost a battle, had vast level of intellect and understanding and who set the bar for the level of excellence you strived near your entire life to surpass. Sure, he wasn't perfect and was a mass murderer who tortured you there after, but even then you learned he did it all to protect you and make you stronger and succeeded."

or...

"Calling some random guy the coolest... Well I guess he was the pupil of your father, friend of your sensei and shared your same dream. Oh, wait, did I forget to mention he tried to kill you, tried to nuke your village, had a hand in killing both your parents, killed one of your friends, tried to kill you(again), tried to kill his best friend, Killed over 50% of the shinobi population, tried to kill you(yet again), created an organization which let loose a mad man who destroyed your village, almost succeeded in killing you, and started the nightmare which has the current crisis going on all while constantly *****ing about some chick that wouldn't throw her prepubescent, underdeveloped vajayjay at him."

Actually, you're right, naruto was just speaking the truth, after all. Time for me to go get a 10 year old, kill some presidents and nuke some cities. Sure, I may or may not get executed, but at least I'll go down in history as "The coolest".
 

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That's Sasuke? I thought it was Sakura for a minute or Karin.
 

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Itachi butthurt thread #2424242525251352452352352*e^52524525252.

>Which one sounds dumber...

"Calling your older brother perfect... The same older brother who got perfect grades, set records, was your idol and best friend when young, never lost a battle, had vast level of intellect and understanding and who set the bar for the level of excellence you strived near your entire life to surpass. Sure, he wasn't perfect and was a mass murderer who tortured you there after, but even then you learned he did it all to protect you and make you stronger and succeeded."

or...

"Calling some random guy the coolest... Well I guess he was the pupil of your father, friend of your sensei and shared your same dream. Oh, wait, did I forget to mention he tried to kill you, tried to nuke your village, had a hand in killing both your parents, killed one of your friends, tried to kill you(again), tried to kill his best friend, Killed over 50% of the shinobi population, tried to kill you(yet again), created an organization which let loose a mad man who destroyed your village, almost succeeded in killing you, and started the nightmare which has the current crisis going on all while constantly *****ing about some chick that wouldn't throw her prepubescent, underdeveloped vajayjay at him."

Actually, you're right, naruto was just speaking the truth, after all. Time for me to go get a 10 year old, kill some presidents and nuke some cities. Sure, I may or may not get executed, but at least I'll go down in history as "The coolest".

10/Rant. .
 
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