Sasuke kill/defeat count

[Awkward Linguist]

Naruto lives in his office, sleeps on the couch and does his wife with a shadow clone. Sasuke sees the world goes where he wants and comes back home when he feels like it. While Sasuke doesnt have to spend a dime out of his account. Sasuke stacks bread and travels the world for free sasuke won

Lmao that's still an L for Sasuke​

 

[Jiren]

Lmao that's still an L for Sasuke​

I guess you never had an actual job before. Getting paid to take vacations around the world. Thats a massive W

 

[Uchiha boii]

Sasukes solo count is one of the highest in the manga only madara can compete when it comes down to it that 1000 shinobi sasuke beat without breaking a sweat certified his solo status

 

[Jiren]

Being the president>being a CIA agent, in your mind he won I can deal with that, but in my mind he's very helpful and a good shinobi but Id pick naruto's life anyday of the year, especially those 2 years after the war when he was slaying for being a hero.

Is that why presidents lose their hair after 4 years. Because its an awesome job :L people still refer to sasuke with the same title. Sasuke takes another massive W

 

[Dizzldot]

I guess you never had an actual job before. Getting paid to take vacations around the world. Thats a massive W

Its not around the world, its in those abandoned dimensions, also its not vacation staying in nice resorts, you've obviously never had a well paying job that you have to work hard at.

Naruto= the CEO who world 65 hours a week but on his days off can do ANYTHING
Sasuke= the guy who makes 25k a year but works 20 hour weeks....
Id pick naruto

 

[Bad Touch Yakushi]

Sick count man- basically just means other top 10 contenders aren't manipulated murderers with morals- awesome feat there Sasuke ;o

 

[Dizzldot]

Is that why presidents lose their hair after 4 years. Because its an awesome job :L people still refer to sasuke with the same title. Sasuke takes another massive W

Noone refers to sasuke as hokage lol they say his right hand aka his Bitc h

Im done not ruining this thread sasuke took the L in his life so whatever

 

[Bad Touch Yakushi]

Naruto lives in his office, sleeps on the couch and does his wife with a shadow clone. Sasuke sees the world goes where he wants and comes back home when he feels like it. While Sasuke doesnt have to spend a dime out of his account. Sasuke stacks bread and travels the world for free sasuke won

Wow you Sasuke/Naruto wankers are really pushed for stuff to argue about huh. Control the d*ck-measuring, they both got their dreams they set off to get.

Also on the topic of wanking manipulated maniacs- isn't Kabuto a serious contender for kill count also? One man's jutsu held off the entire shinobi world and killed thousands in just a couple days.

 

[Jiren]

Noone refers to sasuke as hokage lol they say his right hand aka his Bitc h

Im done not ruining this thread sasuke took the L in his life so whatever

Clearly you havent read the manga. Only shadow clones call him right hand. People in village call him the other holage. Sasuke travels the world and gets paid by all 5 villages. Wouldnt be surprised if he makes more than naruto.

 

[Dizzldot]

Clearly you havent read the manga. Only shadow clones call him right hand. People in village call him the other holage. Sasuke travels the world and gets paid by all 5 villages. Wouldnt be surprised if he makes more than naruto.

Calling out that fanfic because 1, sakura wouldn't be living in a terrible apartment if he did, 2 he was never stated to be paid by anyone lol you're mad you're taking another hard L bye buddy

 

[HENI]

he lost the war of life

Life is an experience, not a war

 

[Dizzldot]

Wow you Sasuke/Naruto wankers are really pushed for stuff to argue about huh. Control the d*ck-measuring, they both got their dreams they set off to get.

Also on the topic of wanking manipulated maniacs- isn't Kabuto a serious contender for kill count also? One man's jutsu held off the entire shinobi world and killed thousands in just a couple days.

This guys right, Kabuto solo'd more people then anyone without even fighting himself that is the solo king

 

[Dizzldot]

Life is an experience, not a war

A pretty shot experience if you're sasuke

 

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When a sasuke fans makes a thread and you know its BS but you're also a sasuke fan

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I know you wanne start that hate thread bro :elmo:

 

[Jiren]

Calling out that fanfic because 1, sakura wouldn't be living in a terrible apartment if he did, 2 he was never stated to be paid by anyone lol you're mad you're taking another hard L bye buddy

All ninja missions are paid for. You think they work for free gtfoo

 

[iFlowMotion]

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