Sasuke Epic Revolution fail (Alternate).....

[NewMaster7]

Pick up from where Hagoromo asked sasuke to undo IT:

Sasuke: Yes.....

Sasuke: But first...I'm to execute the five kage still in the Infinite Tsukuyomi.

Kakashi: ?!

Sakura: ?!

Naruto: .....

Hagoromo: ....


Kakashi:What did you just say?!...

Sasuke: You heard me...

(Serious Stares all around and dramatic climax music...)


Naruto:.....Okay.

Sasuke:..-wha..-uh

Sakura: Yeah I'm in too.

Sasuke: ?!!!

Kakashi: Property value gone to sh*t, ninja wages lowered while taxes increased....yeah, I'm in too!

Sasuke: Wait...wait..

Sakura: Good idea sasuke kun!!

Naruto: *Darnit I should have thought of this earlier, sakura would have been impressed by me!*

Kakashi: Alright sasuke, lets do it, since Tsunade banned all erotic novels from Konoha merchants we have to go all the way to Tanzaku Town for a decent plot not just a wank book; I was hoping she'd die against madara!

Sakura: Oh! Can we kill Shizune too!

Sasuke: huhh...eh..

Sakura: What's wrong sasuke is there something else......because I'm really trying to get this over with....chief of Medical ninjas pays like a six figure salary with bonuses.

Naruto: I am going to kill them first SASUKEEE!!!

Kakashi: No wait....its sasukes plan so sasuke should be the one to lead us....go ahead sasuke...

Sasuke:....right..oh...okay..

Sakura: So which one is the Kages?

Sasuke: ?!............

Sakura: You do know where the Kage are right?

Sasuke: W-Well..

Kakashi: So you expect us to just go around hacking pods until we find the right one?!!!?!?!?

Sasuke: Whoa.....I-I didn't say-

Naruto: You bastard, I knew it was too good to be coming from you!!!!! SEE SAKURA?!?!

Sakura: Half of these ninja owe me for medical expenses...I am going to make a fortune out this war. What if I hacked someone with a big bill?!?! Don't play with my money sasukeee!!!!

Sasuke: ?!!!

Kakashi: To think I was going to die for you! Obito could have lived you little a**hole!!

Naruto: Thats it! I'm kicking his ass!!!

Sakura: CHA!!! Me too! Don't Mess With My Money!!!!

Kakashi: Save your strength sakura....for Kicking Him When He's Down!!!

Sasuke: Oh Sh*t....w-wait...I was joking...hey....k-kakashi put that lighting away..........sakura...hey,hey boulders aren't for throwing.....g-guys wait.....wait!......ahhh!!!


FIN.

 

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[BlazeRelease]

Slightly entertaining.
A bit too out of character for sasuke though.

 

[ANiMUS]

It was funny not bad

 

[kickassjutsu]

Pick up from where Hagoromo asked sasuke to undo IT:

Sasuke: Yes.....

Sasuke: But first...I'm to execute the five kage still in the Infinite Tsukuyomi.

Kakashi: ?!

Sakura: ?!

Naruto: .....

Hagoromo: ....


Kakashi:What did you just say?!...

Sasuke: You heard me...

(Serious Stares all around and dramatic climax music...)


Naruto:.....Okay.

Sasuke:..-wha..-uh

Sakura: Yeah I'm in too.

Sasuke: ?!!!

Kakashi: Property value gone to sh*t, ninja wages lowered while taxes increased....yeah, I'm in too!

Sasuke: Wait...wait..

Sakura: Good idea sasuke kun!!

Naruto: *Darnit I should have thought of this earlier, sakura would have been impressed by me!*

Kakashi: Alright sasuke, lets do it, since Tsunade banned all erotic novels from Konoha merchants we have to go all the way to Tanzaku Town for a decent plot not just a wank book; I was hoping she'd die against madara!

Sakura: Oh! Can we kill Shizune too!

Sasuke: huhh...eh..

Sakura: What's wrong sasuke is there something else......because I'm really trying to get this over with....chief of Medical ninjas pays like a six figure salary with bonuses.

Naruto: I am going to kill them first SASUKEEE!!!

Kakashi: No wait....its sasukes plan so sasuke should be the one to lead us....go ahead sasuke...

Sasuke:....right..oh...okay..

Sakura: So which one is the Kages?

Sasuke: ?!............

Sakura: You do know where the Kage are right?

Sasuke: W-Well..

Kakashi: So you expect us to just go around hacking pods until we find the right one?!!!?!?!?

Sasuke: Whoa.....I-I didn't say-

Naruto: You bastard, I knew it was too good to be coming from you!!!!! SEE SAKURA?!?!

Sakura: Half of these ninja owe me for medical expenses...I am going to make a fortune out this war. What if I hacked someone with a big bill?!?! Don't play with my money sasukeee!!!!

Sasuke: ?!!!

Kakashi: To think I was going to die for you! Obito could have lived you little a**hole!!

Naruto: Thats it! I'm kicking his ass!!!

Sakura: CHA!!! Me too! Don't Mess With My Money!!!!

Kakashi: Save your strength sakura....for Kicking Him When He's Down!!!

Sasuke: Oh Sh*t....w-wait...I was joking...hey....k-kakashi put that lighting away..........sakura...hey,hey boulders aren't for throwing.....g-guys wait.....wait!......ahhh!!!


FIN.

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[KillerbYo]

I think he basicly just laid out hos goal, how he gets there is another thing, he will likely be forced to face Naruto first.

 

[SayWhat21]

lol man this was funny

 

[Venomous Cobra]

Lmao this was kinda funny

 

[Jako98146]

I laughed

 

[Jnaru]

Nice one.....

 

[Natsu Shazneel]

I didn't laugh but still good effort op.

 

[minamoto]

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hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[NewMaster7]

Thanks guys really.

 

[Hata Hideaki]

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[V h o]

Lol when greed becomes the norm. Still pretty funny.

 

[NinJaGirl99]

Wicked funny and informative. You brought out an obvious flaw to Sasuke's plan - How do you identify the kage pods from all the other pods?

 

[NewMaster7]

Wicked funny and informative. You brought out an obvious flaw to Sasuke's plan - How do you identify the kage pods from all the other pods?

Lol good eye! Thanks for the appreciation.

Also the property value thing is a reference to pain destroying most of konoha.