Most of what you claim are actually a bunch of bullshit; they aren't actual accomplishments. Only a few instance of what you post actually exist. Sorry for being blunt.
Damn, nigga. Now that I think about it, you and Uchihajin Sasuke would make a "great wanking couple" in this base. Yup, true story.
It's official, by all the power invest in my ****, I shall pronounce Uchihajin Sasuke and smd man and wife. You may kiss da bride.