Santoryu Training

[Sharingdork]

I walk into the battlefield, carrying three katana's at my hip, awaiting my sensei.

"Oi! I'm learning Three-Swords Style, right? Or was it the still-cool but slightly-lamer One-Sword Style?"

 

[Black Butler]

*I appear with my blade* O_O

 

[Sharingdork]

So... Kenjutsu? How many swords do I need to learn Kenjutsu?

 

[Black Butler]

17.98 o_o

 

[Sharingdork]

*Pulls out a scroll and summons fifteen more swords in addition to the three I have. Then I take one, measure it, and cut off 2% of it; 1% of the blade and 1% of the hilt.* There, 17.98 swords. O_O May we begin actual training, now?

 

[Black Butler]

Yes! Now throw 16.98 of those swords away. And tell me what Kenjutsu is.

 

[Sharingdork]

*Throwing away the somewhat broken sword, and 13 others, I resheath two of the swords I had originally brought very carefully, making sure to treat my good swords with respect, as any swordsman should. Then, holding the sword I am about to undergo proper kenjutsu training with, I lift my head and look my sensei in the eyes as I prepare my response.*

"Kenjutsu is the art of wielding a sword for various techniques, which may or may not utilize chakra. Like taijutsu, most of the time kenjutsu will not require chakra, making it great for when a ninja is running low, or simply wants to reserve it. The Samurai from the Land of Iron are renown for their kenjutsu abilities and Iado, the art of unsheathing a sword, striking one's opponent, and resheathing. A skilled enough kenjutsu user can do this so fast handseals are useless, forcing one's opponent to rely on tai or kenjutsu."

 

[Black Butler]

That's great ^_^

Ready? ^o^

 

[Sharingdork]

Ready!

 

[Black Butler]

*Disappears from your sight, the reappears behind you, hitting you in the back of the head with the flat part of my blade*

O_O

 

[Sharingdork]

*Spins around with my sword, I look at you, resisting the urge to swing my sword, as you are my sensei.*

"Yes?"

 

[Caliburn]

-Mod Intervention-

Just a heads up. I don't really know to what your 'Santouryuu' now actually refers to as it simply means '3-sword style' and does not imply how those 3 swords are used and thus could have a variety of meanings, for instance using a sword in your butt crack and the other two in both of your nostrils could by its definition be called 3-swords style and thus is not something I, or anyone else, can ©. However what I do can is © Zoro's Santouryuu, referring to the style to hold two swords in your hands and one in your mouth.

I am the only person on NB who can teach that style and the only persons who can use it are the ones who I have taught it to or might teach it to in the future. Anyone who is doing that without having been trained by me nor having my permission to teach it, has broken the RP rules.

As I said I don't know to what your title now exactly refers to. If it indeed does refer to my style, then you stop immediately. If it refers to something else, well then you can carry on and you know it for future reference.

 

[Sharingdork]

-Mod Intervention-

Just a heads up. I don't really know to what your 'Santouryuu' now actually refers to as it simply means '3-sword style' and does not imply how those 3 swords are used and thus could have a variety of meanings, for instance using a sword in your butt crack and the other two in both of your nostrils could by its definition be called 3-swords style and thus is not something I, or anyone else, can ©. However what I do can is © Zoro's Santouryuu, referring to the style to hold two swords in your hands and one in your mouth.

I am the only person on NB who can teach that style and the only persons who can use it are the ones who I have taught it to or might teach it to in the future. Anyone who is doing that without having been trained by me nor having my permission to teach it, has broken the RP rules.

As I said I don't know to what your title now exactly refers to. If it indeed does refer to my style, then you stop immediately. If it refers to something else, well then you can carry on and you know it for future reference.

I apologize, Caliburn; I have recently gotten into One Piece and I love Zoro, so I entitled my generic Kenjutsu training as "Santoryu Training". If you wish to change the title, you may, but I just thought I'd have something other than "Kenjutsu training". If I enfringe on your copyright of Zoro's sword style with my title, I apologize, as this was not my intention...

 

[Black Butler]

Woah, Cali O_O

Good, you passed that test..

 

[Sharingdork]

I did? So... Now what? May we begin with kenjutsu?

 

[Black Butler]

Yes lol xd

Give me 1,000 slashes at this rag doll O_O

*poofs in ragdoll*

 

[Sharingdork]

O_O

*Taking an offensive stance towards your doll, I bring my hands, holding the sword, back like a baseball bat. Then, I twist my body, swinging the sword in addition to my body's motion, and stick the sharp blade of the sword into the side of your dummy.* "ONE!" *Then, bringing my arms back into the previous position, twisting my body so the same power can be put behind the second strike, I unwind again so my sword strikes the dummy's side* "TWO!" *This repeats for hours on end....*

***Hours Later***​

"THOUSAND!!"

 

[Black Butler]

Noww your best combo! Now!

 

[Sharingdork]

Looking at your clone (or my clone, if you aren't providing one) mid-range away from me, I begin with three quick handseals, placing him under an illusion where I appear to jump a meter closer to him in an instant. Running in the real world as well, the illusion 1-meter-closer me also appears to run, getting closer and closer to your clone, slashing at him as the real me is one meter too far away to make contact (so it looks like I can hit him). Then, as I come within one meter of your clone, the genjutsu goes weird, hinting to your clone that he's in a genjutsu. But it's already too later, as I've begun to wave my sword, casting a second genjutsu as your clone dispels the first. In this genjutsu, your clone sees multiple waving arms, casting an effect where he can't tell what's going on or where the real sword is. As the genjutsu takes effect, the real me wastes no time for your clone to try and dispel the technique; I swing from my right shoulder to my left hip, bringing the blade down in a diagonal slash, cutting your clone while he attempts to make out where I am.

Spoiler

(Genjutsu: Okuyuki Chikaku) - Illusion Technique: Depth Perception
Rank: C
Type: Supplementary
Range: Short-Mid
Chakra Cost: 15
Damage Points: N/A
Description: The user makes three handseals, casting an illusion on a single target that causes that target to see the user one metre closer to him than he really is. Although this is useless in terms of avoiding most Ninjutsu or Genjutsu, it is very useful in causing Taijutsu or Kenjutsu users to swing at the air one metre in front of the user's real position, safeguarding the user from damage.

(Konoha-Ryū: Yanagi) - Leaf Ninja Art: Willow
Rank: B
Type: Offensive
Range: Short
Chakra Cost: 20
Damage points: 35
Description: The user waves their sword back and forth, which when seen by the target locks them in a genjutsu which causes them to hallucinate multiple waving arms. The movement resembles that of a willow tree blowing in the wind. With the enemy off guard, the user is free to cut them down.

 

[Migualon J.J.]

-Mod Intervention-

Just a heads up. I don't really know to what your 'Santouryuu' now actually refers to as it simply means '3-sword style' and does not imply how those 3 swords are used and thus could have a variety of meanings, for instance using a sword in your butt crack and the other two in both of your nostrils could by its definition be called 3-swords style and thus is not something I, or anyone else, can ©. However what I do can is © Zoro's Santouryuu, referring to the style to hold two swords in your hands and one in your mouth.

I am the only person on NB who can teach that style and the only persons who can use it are the ones who I have taught it to or might teach it to in the future. Anyone who is doing that without having been trained by me nor having my permission to teach it, has broken the RP rules.

As I said I don't know to what your title now exactly refers to. If it indeed does refer to my style, then you stop immediately. If it refers to something else, well then you can carry on and you know it for future reference.

MUST NOT SPAM AND LAUGH...failed

DAMN IT