Santa's の小さい自殺願望 [Story RP]

[Adachi]

Unfortunately, the beer was never quite finished, though Tenzo got plenty of Sake to finish off. 50% Alcohol, in fact. One drink, and you've got a long night ahead of you.

Story RP.
Somewhere in Taiwan, a small transmitter beeped slowly.
"Mission Complete." An electronic voice rang out. Somewhere in the mass of people, a random guy dug out a small device and nods to himself.
Computer successfully sneaked out. A rather maniacal smile spread across his face as he picked up the suitcase next to him. It was lucky enough that he hadn't get caught by the guards. They weren't a force to be trifled with.

Cold air blasted in his face as he stepped outside the airport. The air was dirty - unclean, in fact. Images of the country Japan came slowly back to him, and he sighed in disappointment at the sanitary conditions of Taipei, Taiwan.
He waved at a Taxi coming by and got in. However, as he did so, the small device rang out once again.
A quick scan on the device told him all he needed. He sighed to himself. Although it had just begin, vacation was going to be over soon. He couldn't afford to be rusty when the Akatsuki needed him. The border of reality and fantasy needed to be kept clear at hand.

Speaking a few quick words to the Taxi Driver, he stepped out of the Taxi, throwing a couple of New Taiwan Dollars upon his seat. Business called.
A quick Kage Bunshin would do.

"This is Tenzo," he spoke into the device. "Prepare yourself, Gobi. You're about to get grilled hardcore."

 

[Faith]

O.O what are you doing ? o.o

 

[Gobi Gobletsson]

Deep in forest, he sat... Sleeping up a stump... His day have been exhausting. He never got to sleep the night before either, 'cause of the noise outside, he didn't bother to look though... Later the day, he decided to stand up, since it was hopeless to get sleep. He went out the kitchen, got his breakfeast, and then went off to the training grounds, where his Senpai should've been, but has he reached the training grounds, there where no one to see. He scratched his hair thinking of what could have happened since his trainer wasn't there, he began to walk longer and longer into the forest, as he saw a big stump of a tree, with some moss laying over it. He quickly fell asleep lying up the stump.
An hour later as he still sleept on the stump he got woke by the device in his pocket saying noises. ''W-what..?'' He says for himself while he yawns. He takes up the device and hears the last sentence you said. He presses on the button and says. ''Erm... What've I done now...'' He says while he gulps, as he slips the red button waiting for a reply.

 

[Adachi]

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O.O what are you doing ? o.o

This is true RP, bro.

Deep in forest, he sat... Sleeping up a stump... His day have been exhausting. He never got to sleep the night before either, 'cause of the noise outside, he didn't bother to look though... Later the day, he decided to stand up, since it was hopeless to get sleep. He went out the kitchen, got his breakfeast, and then went off to the training grounds, where his Senpai should've been, but has he reached the training grounds, there where no one to see. He scratched his hair thinking of what could have happened since his trainer wasn't there, he began to walk longer and longer into the forest, as he saw a big stump of a tree, with some moss laying over it. He quickly fell asleep lying up the stump.
An hour later as he still sleept on the stump he got woke by the device in his pocket saying noises. ''W-what..?'' He says for himself while he yawns. He takes up the device and hears the last sentence you said. He presses on the button and says. ''Erm... What've I done now...'' He says while he gulps, as he slips the red button waiting for a reply.

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Nice grammar mistakes. Consider staying in one tense.

From somewhere in a GMT 16 hours off from LA, California, Gobi's voice rang out from the device.
Tenzo dropped his handsign slowly. He would finish this teleportation jutsu later.
"Erm, what've I done now...?" A sleepy voice blared out the device.
Tenzo frowned to himself, depressing the red button upon his own device. "What've is not a word, Gobi. Instead, you should use 'what have.' Though it looks like a conjunction, it doesn't necessarily mean it is one. Anyhow, I'm off to the Training Grounds. Wait for me."

Random old Chinese dude on the street is walking home alone. Suddenly, the man in front of him with brown hair disappears in smoke. He shouts in fright and falls to the ground, clutching his heart, screaming inaudible curse words in Chinese. He dies.

An amused smile spread across Tenzo's face as Gobi woke up, startled by his sensei's sudden appearance.
"Time to get up, Gobi." Tenzo's hand went to the sheath of his sword, slowly drawing out LianGian. "You've been disappointing me so far. I got some hardcore lessons for you right here and now."
He walked several meters back. Assuming a defensive horse stance, Tenzo brought his sword in front of him, the blade perfectly parallel to his face.
"Make your move. Take into account every detail. EVERY detail. Or, besides some major ass-frying, you'll even be backstabbed twice by Grammar King right here."

 

[ZK]

I feel so left out of the loop T_T

 

[Gobi Gobletsson]

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Urgh, you know I'm not good at grammar O_O...

Laying on the stump.. Half sleeping the device begins to make noises again. I listen closely up, and presses the red button to reply. ''Pft... I'll wait.'' I says into the device while I yawns. As you appears mid range infront of me, I scratches my hair as I'm listening to your words I rise up. ''Urgh.. Why all this outta of sudden? But if it's so... Okey then.'' I say with abit serious voice, I then put my right hand down in my pouch finding searching for what I've brought with me, I find some kunais, smoke bombs and a flashbomb... ''Not much to do with.'' I mumble for myself, I then quickly draw three kunais between my right hands fingers, I then swing my arm in an horizontal move, throwing the kunais in a V formation, the middle aiming for your chest, and the the two others aiming one meter to each side of you, then I quickly draw a kunai in my right hand again, and goes into defensive position with my kunai underneath my eyes covering my nose. ''Meh.. Only one kunai back..'' I mumbles. I then awaits your move.

 

[Adachi]

I feel so left out of the loop T_T

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-searches in every nook and cranny- Excuse me? What loop? I believe I've broken every one. If there's another one around here, I'll make sure to fk up the person who created it.

Urgh, you know I'm not good at grammar O_O...

Spoiler

That, sir, is no excuse. Unacceptable. Simply unacceptable. :| Fix your grammar nowwwww....xD

Laying on the stump.. Half sleeping the device begins to make noises again. I listen closely up, and presses the red button to reply. ''Pft... I'll wait.'' I says into the device while I yawns. As you appears mid range infront of me, I scratches my hair as I'm listening to your words I rise up. ''Urgh.. Why all this outta of sudden? But if it's so... Okey then.'' I say with abit serious voice, I then put my right hand down in my pouch finding searching for what I've brought with me, I find some kunais, smoke bombs and a flashbomb... ''Not much to do with.'' I mumble for myself, I then quickly draw three kunais between my right hands fingers, I then swing my arm in an horizontal move, throwing the kunais in a V formation, the middle aiming for your chest, and the the two others aiming one meter to each side of you, then I quickly draw a kunai in my right hand again, and goes into defensive position with my kunai underneath my eyes covering my nose. ''Meh.. Only one kunai back..'' I mumbles. I then awaits your move.

Tenzo swung LianGian (actual custom sword in my bio) in a rapid arc in front of him as the kunai came within sword range. "As you may know, I am currently in a defensive position, my sword in front of me," he said, frowning. "Why then, would you aimlessly throw several kunais towards me without backing yourself up with another move?
In a battle, defensing against attacks without a counterattack can prove fatal. If I block a fire attack with a simple water attack, and they cancel one another out and you do nothing afterward, it would give the enemy the chance to pull off a three-section jutsu move which would force you into complete defensive.
So make sure you counteract every move in a battle to keep the enemy busy. Now, you could have used those kunais to distract me and then follow up with another move so I'll be busy defending myself from TWO moves instead of one. And while I am doing that, then you can set up battle supplements such as Kage Bunshin or Chakra Sensing Rain."
Tenzo watched Gobi assume a defensive stance. "In a pure Taijutsu fight or Kenjutsu fight, that would be a good defense for direct attacks, however, in an elemental all-jutsus fight, it would only keep your hands occupied," he lectured as he flashed through several handsigns.
"Suiton: Hidden Mist Jutsu."

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(Kirigakure No Jutsu) - Hidden Mist Jutsu
Rank: D
Type: Supplementary
Range: Short/Mid
Chakra Cost: 10
Damage Points: N/A
Description: The user creates a thick, dense mist that covers the surrounding area.

As mist began covering the area, Tenzo immediately followed up directly with another move. Several quick handsigns, and rain began pouring down from the sky.

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(Suiton: Chakra Kenpa No Ame) - Water Style: Chakra Senseing Rain
Rank: C
Type: Supplementary
Range: Short-Long
Chakra cost: 15
Damage Points: N/A
Description: A down pour of rain will fall and any thing with chakra that it touches the user can sense there location and instantly know there.

Tenzo smiled slightly, the water cold against his face and skin. Rain was a major literature aspect - his favorite, actually. It brought him slight memories of cleansing sorrow.
"I would assume you would be rather...blind by now. Now, if something like this happened, what would YOU do to get out of it. Let me see your following move," he called into the mist.
Then his hands came together for a single handsign, slamming the ground with one hand directly afterwards. The ground grumbled and a small wooden plateau burst from it as Tenzo hopped onto it.
It rose out of the Mist's highest range, allowing him view of the entire battlefield.

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(Mokuton No Jutsu) - Wood Style Technique
Rank: D
Type: Supplementary/Attack/Defense
Range: Short-Mid
Chakra cost: 10
Description: Creates small wood pillars or trees to trap, defend, or fight with.

"Think of the purpose of this jutsu," he shouted into the Mist. "I'll wait up here for your reply. It is currently 8:40 P.M."

 

[Gobi Gobletsson]

Gobi stared at Tenzo while he spoke his words. As the mist surround Gobi he looked around seeing the trees in the forest vanish infront of him, and the rain stood down in his face. He was now knowing that you could sense him since I knew this jutsu himself, Gobi then quickly putting his kunai into his pouch again, and made three handseals, creating a Quarter-sphere infront of himself with the roof over him, he now knew that you couldn't see him.

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(Mokuton: Shoukei) - Wood Style: Wood inter-locking Wall
Rank: C
Type: Supplementary/Defence
Range: Short-Mid
Chakra cost: 15
Damage Points: N/A
Description: Creates a wooden inter-locking wall that acts as a prison or as a shield.

As Gobi came to think about some things from the past, ''Pft, I could give it a try.'' He mumbled for himself as he made a sign with his hands, creating a clone out of pure Raiton Chakra, standing next to his side.

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(Raiton: Raiton Kage Bunshin) - Lightning Release: Lightning Shadow Clone
Rank: B
Type: Supplementary
Range: Short
Chakra Cost: 20
Damage Points: N/A
Description: User creates a Shadow Clone of himself infused with his lighting chakra. When the clone gets hit he will return to its previous state of pure lighting chakra. The clone has a physical substance and therefor is able to use ninjutsu and taijutsu techniques as well as he has all the normal moves the user has.

As Gobi right after vanished into the ground, as he was in the ground he made his chakra flow around figuring out that you not where on the ground anymore, that only meant one thing, that you was in the air, Gobi then stayed in the ground awaiting you appear to be on the ground again. The Raiton Clone, Gobi created was waiting underneath the roof, watching the rain in mist falling down.

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(Doton: Moguragakure no Jutsu) – Earth Release: Hiding like a mole technique
Rank: C
Type: Supplementary
Range: Long
Chakra cost: 15
Damage points: N/A
Description: The user changes earth into fine sand by channeling chakra into it, allowing the user to dig through it like a mole. While underground one can sense what is happening on the surface and use the information to launch a surprise attack on the enemy. Once can also hide deep in the ground, escaping to a depth where the enemy cant reach.

 

[Adachi]

Gobi stared at Tenzo while he spoke his words. As the mist surround Gobi he looked around seeing the trees in the forest vanish infront of him, and the rain stood down in his face. He was now knowing that you could sense him since I knew this jutsu himself, Gobi then quickly putting his kunai into his pouch again, and made three handseals, creating a Quarter-sphere infront of himself with the roof over him, he now knew that you couldn't see him.

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(Mokuton: Shoukei) - Wood Style: Wood inter-locking Wall
Rank: C
Type: Supplementary/Defence
Range: Short-Mid
Chakra cost: 15
Damage Points: N/A
Description: Creates a wooden inter-locking wall that acts as a prison or as a shield.

As Gobi came to think about some things from the past, ''Pft, I could give it a try.'' He mumbled for himself as he made a sign with his hands, creating a clone out of pure Raiton Chakra, standing next to his side.

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(Raiton: Raiton Kage Bunshin) - Lightning Release: Lightning Shadow Clone
Rank: B
Type: Supplementary
Range: Short
Chakra Cost: 20
Damage Points: N/A
Description: User creates a Shadow Clone of himself infused with his lighting chakra. When the clone gets hit he will return to its previous state of pure lighting chakra. The clone has a physical substance and therefor is able to use ninjutsu and taijutsu techniques as well as he has all the normal moves the user has.

As Gobi right after vanished into the ground, as he was in the ground he made his chakra flow around figuring out that you not where on the ground anymore, that only meant one thing, that you was in the air, Gobi then stayed in the ground awaiting you appear to be on the ground again. The Raiton Clone, Gobi created was waiting underneath the roof, watching the rain in mist falling down.

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(Doton: Moguragakure no Jutsu) – Earth Release: Hiding like a mole technique
Rank: C
Type: Supplementary
Range: Long
Chakra cost: 15
Damage points: N/A
Description: The user changes earth into fine sand by channeling chakra into it, allowing the user to dig through it like a mole. While underground one can sense what is happening on the surface and use the information to launch a surprise attack on the enemy. Once can also hide deep in the ground, escaping to a depth where the enemy cant reach.

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Your grammar mistakes makes my life painfully hard. xD

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I am quite impressed by your defensive style against the Chakra Sensing Rain, however, instead of trying to hide yourself, I would do something defensive first. Also, I would try to blow away mist with a Wind Move. You were mid-range from me, which would signify that you were on the border of the jutsu so you could easily get out of it instead of hiding yourself in the Mist and the Rain. It would naturally put you at a disadvantage. Also, you can't simply send your Chakra out and sense things. Although you can do that in the Narutoverse, if everyone was able to do in a battle then there would be need for Chakra Sensing Rain and other jutsus similar to it.

Tenzo frowned as his senses were disrupted by some arch shaped object. After a quick analysis, he sighed. "Are you implying?" he said softly to himself. "That covering yourself with wood would help too much in a battle? It gives a small escape route and it would be easy to direct attacks. Especially since wood cracks easily under lightning (which the weather right now would be perfect for directing quick and accurate lightning bolts), you could get fried easily. The reason why I decided to stand upon a Wooden Plateau was to shift into defensive mode."
The rain continually fell and Tenzo stood for a moment, eyes closed against the water, arms crossed. He breathed deeply, savoring the silence that came upon the silent sorrow that seemed to grace the atmosphere.
A few moments, but nothing seemed to have happened. Tenzo crouched, frowning as he did so. He must have done something underneath that wooden cover, he thought to himself. I don't know what it is, but just to be sure, I'll stay on the defensive.
Tenzo sheathed his sword once more. Following this, his hands sped through several handsigns. Then, slowly, deliberately, he raised his right hand toward the sky, his eyes closed as did so. "Raiton: Lightning Fang."

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(Raiton: Ikazuchi no Kiba) - Lightning Release: Lightning Fang
Rank: B
Type: Offense
Range: Short/Mid
Chakra Cost: 20
Damage Points: 40
Description: The user sends an electrical essence into the clouds, allowing them to create lightning strikes in the desired location.

His dominant hand, charged with electricity, made direct contact with a sky. With a silent hiss, the sky shrieked and lightning tore down, directly hitting the wooden cover below.
Tenzo felt the cover break and then a sharp sense of pure lightning chakra. Gobi must have disappeared underground,he thought to himself. He sighed heavily then, burdens weighing upon his soul.
"What's done must be done..."

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Fuuton: Tatsuno Ooshigoto (Wind Style: Severing Pressure)
Type:Attack
Rank: A
Range:Short-Mid
Chakra Cost:30
Damage Points:60
Description: The user sends wind into the sky to darken the clouds and make the envoronment stormy. These clouds will create These clouds will create a cutting tornado that comes down as a F-5 tornado with slicing wind.

He lifted his eyes toward the sky, spreading his out hands as he released Fuuton chakra into the air. He frowned in concentration as the air became stormy - humid, almost. Then, the results of his efforts came down in a mass of maniacal wind - the tornado wide in length and brimming with power.
Tenzo squinted against the wind, the force of his own chakra tearing at his clothes, his hair. He put his hands together for another jutsu then, his body warming up as Fire Chakra flowed inside.
The force of the Chakra building up within tore out then, resulting in a huge fireball that exploded upon hitting the tornado. Tenzo flipped backwards several meters in order to avoid the explosion. The combination resulted in a burning tornado touching the ground, burning it right through and turning it into lava.

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(Katon: Zukokku) - Fire Style: Intense Pain
Rank: A
Type: Offense
Range: Short/Mid
Chakra Cost: 30
Damage Points: 60
Description: A huge burst of fire that turns into a huge fireball and can cover a large area, burning all in its path.

This is a famous combo executed by an old RPer. I forgot who, actually, but I've been using this combo ever since I found it, which was over half a year ago. It's hot enough to go through Earth.
Also, I apologize for the state of this writing. I'm in one of my literature moods and I tend to type more...darker and "sensorical" when I do so.

 

[Gobi Gobletsson]

Gobi was still in the ground awaiting reply from above, but nothing happened. Suddnly he felt that his Clone was hit, knowing that Tenzo strike through his Mokuton down his clone, he realized he must do something. He quickly searched for the place you last stood at, quickly finding some roots from a tree near it, popping up, the ground undearneath the crown of leaves, as the wind sends heavy wind blows around he the air. ''What the heck have he have done now...'' Gobi grins for himself, while quickly makes his own rain to make it rain heavier and knowing that you're in the air. He probably won't be up there for long, he thought for himself. As the rain makes it way down, hitting Tenzo's body, he now knew where his exaclty position was.

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(Suiton: Chakra Kenpa No Ame) - Water Style: Chakra Senseing Rain
Rank: C
Type: Supplementary
Range: Short-Long
Chakra cost: 15
Damage Points: N/A
Description: A down pour of rain will fall and any thing with chakra that it touches the user can sense there location and instantly know there.

Suddenly has the mist disappears due the tornado you have created. Gobi quickly get's the sight of you, standing on the wooden plateau. ''Knows my chance.'' He mumbles for himself as he quickly performs one single handseal creating a Wooden Pillar under himself shooting him towards you.

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(Mokuton No Jutsu) - Wood Style Technique
Rank: D
Type: Supplementary/Attack/Defense
Range: Short-Mid
Chakra cost: 10
Description: Creates small wood pillars or trees to trap, defend, or fight with.

As Gobi reaches Short Range in the mid air, he quickly performs a few handseals creating, a great lighting bolt in his right hand, feeling the heat warming him up in the cold air, the crackling sound and the blinding lighting, he throws it against you, aiming for your torso.

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(Raiton: Chidori Jinrai) – Lightning Release: 1000 birds ThunderClap.
Rank: S
Type: Attack
Range: Long
Chakra cost: 40
Damage points: 80
Description: After Performing chidoir in mid air the user releases all of the lightning chakra to create a Giant Thunder bolt that can be shot at the opponent.

After releasing it the cold air enters his body as he continues in the air flying towards you. Gobi quickly catches the kunai in his pouch with his right hand as melee weapon.

 

[Adachi]

Gobi was still in the ground awaiting reply from above, but nothing happened. Suddnly he felt that his Clone was hit, knowing that Tenzo strike through his Mokuton down his clone, he realized he must do something. He quickly searched for the place you last stood at, quickly finding some roots from a tree near it, popping up, the ground undearneath the crown of leaves, as the wind sends heavy wind blows around he the air. ''What the heck have he have done now...'' Gobi grins for himself, while quickly makes his own rain to make it rain heavier and knowing that you're in the air. He probably won't be up there for long, he thought for himself. As the rain makes it way down, hitting Tenzo's body, he now knew where his exaclty position was.

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(Suiton: Chakra Kenpa No Ame) - Water Style: Chakra Senseing Rain
Rank: C
Type: Supplementary
Range: Short-Long
Chakra cost: 15
Damage Points: N/A
Description: A down pour of rain will fall and any thing with chakra that it touches the user can sense there location and instantly know there.

Suddenly has the mist disappears due the tornado you have created. Gobi quickly get's the sight of you, standing on the wooden plateau. ''Knows my chance.'' He mumbles for himself as he quickly performs one single handseal creating a Wooden Pillar under himself shooting him towards you.

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(Mokuton No Jutsu) - Wood Style Technique
Rank: D
Type: Supplementary/Attack/Defense
Range: Short-Mid
Chakra cost: 10
Description: Creates small wood pillars or trees to trap, defend, or fight with.

As Gobi reaches Short Range in the mid air, he quickly performs a few handseals creating, a great lighting bolt in his right hand, feeling the heat warming him up in the cold air, the crackling sound and the blinding lighting, he throws it against you, aiming for your torso.

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(Raiton: Chidori Jinrai) – Lightning Release: 1000 birds ThunderClap.
Rank: S
Type: Attack
Range: Long
Chakra cost: 40
Damage points: 80
Description: After Performing chidoir in mid air the user releases all of the lightning chakra to create a Giant Thunder bolt that can be shot at the opponent.

After releasing it the cold air enters his body as he continues in the air flying towards you. Gobi quickly catches the kunai in his pouch with his right hand as melee weapon.

Pointing out several things here. I'm kind of confused at what you did here...I recall sending down a tornado at you, however, hmm...and you seemed to have forgotten the fact that I used a wind/fire combo. Do you remember me showing you Fire Style: Intense Pain? It results in a huge explosion, especially if comboed with a wind move.
I asked Roku if two people could use Chakra Sensing Rain, and yes, they can. So that's fine.
You said you created a Wooden Plateau, but that's a bit confusing since you didn't state that you were traveling on it towards me (something I naturally assumed since you said you now "reached short range" in the air.
Also, I tried looking up Chidori: Thunderclap. It seems to be a Naruto Ultimate Ninja 5 game move...can't really find it.

 

[Adachi]

Are you serious? -.- This thread was bumped by such a pathetic advertisement bot?