Saltiest character in Naruto?

[TheCCV]

Post things about the saltiest characters ever in Narutoverse.

1) Brother Hanzou- He lost to Brother Mifune because he didn't have enough faith. Salt.
2) Brother Nagato- Got talked to death. Literally. I know he was tasting the saltine crackers.
3) Sage mode- Not a character, but still. Only got used twice in the series. Dry mouth.
4) Brother Asuma- His first fight in the series, and he gets killed. Sal. Ty.

Will post more later, but until then, post your own.

 

[Uchiha Josephus]

Define "salty".

Known uses:

1) Something actually tastes salty
2) Used in reference to someone who curses a lot (typically sailors, fisherman ...)

 

[AirWind]

And i thought u referring to any food cook yeah maybe

 

[Parrish]

Post things about the saltiest characters ever in Narutoverse.

1) Brother Hanzou- He lost to Brother Mifune because he didn't have enough faith. Salt.
2) Brother Nagato- Got talked to death. Literally. I know he was tasting the saltine crackers.
3) Sage mode- Not a character, but still. Only got used twice in the series. Dry mouth.
4) Brother Asuma- His first fight in the series, and he gets killed. Sal. Ty.

Will post more later, but until then, post your own.

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[Delta]

lol i though the thread title was a typo but no...you ment salt
id say kisame being a fish and all...

 

[Uchiha Josephus]

>__> I'm still lost on what you mean by salty.

 

[Space Cowboy]

Sasuke. Whole clan gets killed under orders of village elders. NaCl anyone?

 

[Punk Hazard]

I don't think you know what the slang salty means.

The saltiest character will be between Obito and Sasuke.

 

[~Shadowhunter Princess~]

I have no idea what this means :shrug:
Reading the comments hasn't helped....

 

[Parrish]

>__> I'm still lost on what you mean by salty.

Its a Ghetto slang used for multiple definitions. He saying they got embarrassed.

 

[Jigson]

Orochimaru's toes were pretty salty when i licked them.

 

[Punk Hazard]

For those who don't know, salty means largely upset, usually from being played or looking foolish.

 

[Uchiha Josephus]

Its a Ghetto slang used for multiple definitions. He saying they got embarrassed.

Oh. Well I'm a white guy. So. Yeah. xd

 

[AirWind]

For those who don't know, salty means largely upset, usually from being played or looking foolish.

tks for clearing that up

 

[Punk Hazard]

Oh. Well I'm a white guy. So. Yeah. xd

Just wanna point out that race has nothing to do with being with Ghetto U_U

 

[Dantee]

Lmao salty means to be mad. Obviously the saltiest character is Obito. People on the base aren't hip at all.

 

[TheCCV]

I'm pretty shocked there are people here who haven't heard anybody use the term salty before. It used to be a pretty popular term, but it's where you're from I guess.

Salty is a term used to describe somebody who either gets embarrassed, or does something to make themselves look stupid (like said above), or just has the worst luck in general and can never get a break. Like, for example if I was walkin and tripped on my shoe strings, you'd tell out 'salty'. If I tried to catch a ball coming towards me and it hit my face, you'd yell out 'salty'. Or if I died in my house and was found on the toilet, the cops would be thinking '...wow... The salt...'

-salty. I tried to describe that the best way I could.

 

[Punk Hazard]

I'm pretty shocked there are people here who haven't heard anybody use the term salty before. It used to be a pretty popular term, but it's where you're from I guess.

Salty is a term used to describe somebody who either gets embarrassed, or does something to make themselves look stupid (like said above), or just has the worst luck in general and can never get a break. Like, for example if I was walkin and tripped on my shoe strings, you'd tell out 'salty'. If I tried to catch a ball coming towards me and it hit my face, you'd yell out 'salty'. Or if I died in my house and was found on the toilet, the cops would be thinking '...wow... The salt...'

-salty. I tried to describe that the best way I could.

You're definition is like 25% correct.

 

[TheCCV]

And not to double post, but why would people do people count Brother Tobi as salty? Yeah he died and came back evil... but I don't see how that's salty.

If anything, Brother Gaara's mouth is full of ocean water if you can catch my drift.

 

[TheCCV]

You're definition is like 25% correct.

Oh well.