Sakura: worst gf material EVER????? would u date her if she was real????

yea?

  • no shes worst girl ever!

    Votes: 1 12.5%
  • yes shes cool to me!

    Votes: 4 50.0%
  • i cant get a gf because Lord Howling Fox Godking Solo Mage take all the girls :(

    Votes: 1 12.5%
  • Tobirama solo

    Votes: 2 25.0%

  • Total voters
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Howling Fox

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Howling Fox aka Da of All Women is here to lay the smack down on u jabronies because Sakura is a looney loo and she could not get Da Howling D.

1. bad temper - we see all da times she punches Naruto Konohamaru bleh bleh bleh and she disrespects Kakashi tha best sensay ever. imagine coming home after being laid off from work of failing a mission. you get punched in the nipples instead of loving wife to come home to. this is not good for a realtionships period

2. bad appearance - she has a extra large forehead = not attractive she has 0 boobage = not attractive she has a dot on her forehead all the time = not attractive she plays with slugs = not attractive. she is just not pretty even for fictions work EVEN KISHI SAY THIS

3. battered wife syndrome - she only love boyssssss who try to kill her. what dope do this???

4. no skills - she have no skills. boys only want girlfriends who have great skillz.

5. cry - ALL she do is cry. Howling Lord Sama-kun-chan have no time for crybabiez ya dig????

6. hair - da babies have a chance for pink hair no matter what. dis is fate worse than death

7. mean - she made fun of Naruto and Sasukeh for not having parentses and say bad things about orphans in chap 3. even charlie manson not this cruel!

8. clingy - she only known Suskey for like a monf den she want to leave tha village for him? stage 5 def con clinger. she will be like the chick who bashed the guys kneecaps in on the stephen king book.
 

lndra

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Ew, hell no.

 

Raekwon26

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She's a drawing............
 

V h o

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Why I don't ship Sakura with anyone anymore.......
 

loj

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LOL if u only look in a girl how she looks have fun in finding one...
 

Shruikan

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Funny.Because Sakura is based on Kishi's wife Lol
 

Little My

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You guys need help, you’re all obsessed. Somebody should open a Haruno Sakura hate shrine!
 
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