"Sakura, I need you to bear my baby."
"*blushes* Oh, S-Sasuke-kun! You're so bold! So daring! I like--"
*drops a vial on her lap* "Great, now get going."
"...what's this?"
"I thought you're a medic nin, aren't you? Ugh, you're so useless after all."
"*blushing mortified* W-well, I can see what it is, but I don't know what's the content insi--"
"The promising future of the Uchiha clan. My daughter."
"...but I thought we were going to have ***?"
"With you? Oh God no, why should I? *** is messy and I don't want to waste my time and energy with it. Also, I don't want your genes tainting my daughter's DNA so I made sure that she's 100% Uchiha. The ovule I got from Orochimaru's lab who managed to steal from an Uchiha clan member before we were massacred. The sperm is obviously mine, because I want to be the father.
"..."
"So I need someone to carry the baby."
"...*eyes welling up with tears* B-but."
"Ugh. Look, if you don't want to, I'll find somewhere else."
"N-no! I'll do it, I'll do it."
"Ok. I'll choose the name of the baby and I'll pay for the expenses. You can live in the Uchiha manor since you're raising my child."
"..."
"Oh, while I'm at it, keep the house clean while you're living there. I'd hate to see some dirt from my parents' house. You better leave it sparkling or else. Well, I should go already."
"*almost crying...again*"
"*poking forehead* See you later."
"*blushing again, eyes sparkling* OMG, YES SASUKE-KUN, EVERYTHING FOR YOU MY LOVE
