Rules of being a Sasuke fan : Non-Troll

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NarutoSageUzumaki

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These what i think are the rules for the Majority of Sasuke fans on this site

Step one - Fantasize how Sasuke is stronger than Naruto at this moment

Step two - If proven wrong fantasize on how Sasuke will get Rinnengan and unlimited Edo-Madara power

Step four - if proven wrong again - SECRET EMS ABILITIES

Step Five - Support any Uchiha in a VS fight , Cuz Sasuke might get their powers an might become as strong as them in the future

Step Six - the previous step applies especially to Madara and Itachi - Fanboy all over them

Step Seven - Call Sasuke some other names , like Lord Sasuke or Swagsuke - Cuz the majority of you fans are Black( like me ) and are obsessed with Swag and cool Stuff -

Like Being gangsta and reading comics

Step Eight - Bring up Sasuke in any thread , even a thread about Ramen or World peace

Final Step - If Asked why you like Sasuke say that he is cool and you can relate to him ( except for the Parents getting killed and Crazy revenge stuff - Which pretty much makes up his whole character )



Thank you Dayum
 
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It's the Uchiha stages of denial. Or any fanboy/girl for that matter.
 

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Swagsuke.
I. Am. Done.
 

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I'm a fan of Sasuke and I'm black and none of these apply to me. You got "fans" confused with "fanboys/fangirls".
Edit: I noticed you put "majority" in bold, disregard the comment I posted above.
 

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Sounds about right.
 

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*First Step: Find a working brain.
 

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Swagsuke? haha Swag = Lame, I miss the 90's :(
 

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These what i think are the rules for the Majority of Sasuke fans on this site

Step one - Fantasize how Sasuke is stronger than Naruto at this moment

Step two - If proven wrong fantasize on how Sasuke will get Rinnengan and unlimited Edo-Madara power

Step four - if proven wrong again - SECRET EMS ABILITIES

Step Five - Support any Uchiha in a VS fight , Cuz Sasuke might get their powers an might become as strong as them in the future

Step Six - the previous step applies especially to Madara and Itachi - Fanboy all over them

Step Seven - Call Sasuke some other names , like Lord Sasuke or Swagsuke - Cuz the majority of you fans are Black( like me ) and are obsessed with Swag and cool Stuff -

Like Being gangsta and reading comics
Like Being gangsta and reading comics
Like Being gangsta and reading comics
Like Being gangsta and reading comics

Step Eight - Bring up Sasuke in any thread , even a thread about Ramen or World peace

Final Step - If Asked why you like Sasuke say that he is cool and you can relate to him ( except for the Parents getting killed and Crazy revenge stuff - Which pretty much makes up his whole character )



Thank you

i guess you are right but wait for the fanboys come and have a go at ur a$$
 

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I think you forgot the step where Sasuke fanboys fantasize to rule over Narutobase and turn it into Sasukebase.
 

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Poor Sasuke gets bad rep because of certain fanboys - this is true.

Sasuke has a message to anyone who calls him swagsuke and lord sasuke:

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