Fang: Waitress!!!...I'm hungry.
Waitress: What would you like?
Fang: hmmm...(I look at the menu)...I'll have Fried chicken and fries, Soup Noodles, and a gallon of soda. For dessert I'll have pudding. That will be all.
Waitress: very well. (She goes to deliver the order.)
Fang: ah that was good....(belly full.)
Waitress: you bill sir....$123.56
Fang: Alright...jeez I'm cooking next time...saves me the trouble. (I leave the money on the table and leave.)