Please... instead of wasting yours and the lives of everyone else...
If you think voting for Mitt Romney is a good idea, just go kill yourself! I beg you! Killing yourself will be the smartest decision you will ever make.
Here is a short list why you should kill yourself.
- You no longer have to care about "Obamacare"
- You wont have to worry about poor people trying to survive on your dime
- You can die knowing "you're not going to let that n!gger take advantage of you any longer"
- You will give the republican party a "more human" face when they show pictures of your funeral
- The majority of the United States population (most of whom want you dead anyway) will be forced to smile, behind a sad face
- Maybe your parents will kill themselves as well due to their extreme sadness, prompting a nation wide mass republican cleansing
- God... lol ...will greet you with open arms for dying to further his cause...
- You won't have to suffer through the eventual woman president
Disclaimer:
The word kill is simply a representation of remove from, which is intended to imply towards the political party. I in no way endorse the killing of yourself for any reason... plus suicide causes life insurance policies to be void. Also, the word n!gger is being used simply to point out the hypocrisy of the political system, the word in fact to this day still means ignorant... plus my brother is black, so I'm allowed to say it.