Rikerslade's House

[Punk Hazard]

House of Love!! Hey, are you stuck in a love rut? Having a dry spell? Wife not putting out? Or are you just a down-on-his luck virgin? Of course you are, you're on NB after all
*White guy chuckle*

Well this is the place for you. Here at my House of Love, we have three delicate and adorable girls for you to choose from!

We have the petite

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and the gorgeous

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!

Ask you can see, these girls aren't easy! Saladina has a waiting period, and Dipsy requires some charming before you can even talk to her!

If you'd like to apply to this House of Love, just apply with what position you want...and like to do c;

 

[Stark]

I haven't gotten ass in months, my wife gets off on blue balls.

 

[Aertes]

No service for us ladies??

 

[Murasame]

Ewww no thank you. I just kid Bella c;

 

[Siddy~]

Omgg. xD

 

[Punk Hazard]

No service for us ladies??

That's why I'm here Chichi.

 

[Corgi]

I thought you said three?

 

[Murasame]

I nominate Scorezor for this position.

 

[Isa Claire]

Oh Gawd...
Why did i even Click on this thread...
Why am i even Replying to this thread...

 

[Punk Hazard]

I thought you said three?

Well, you showed up didn't you? c;

 

[Dantee]

I just realized your name is riker salad lol

 

[Chibiusa]

Mommy works at a ***** house? :|

 

[Punk Hazard]

Mommy works at a ***** house? :|

How do you think I became Saladina's lover?

 

[Corgi]

Well, you showed up didn't you? c;

And what if I hadn't? (¬‿¬)

 

[iFlowMotion]

Well this is interesting

 

[Punk Hazard]

And what if I hadn't? (¬‿¬)

C'mon darling, I'll show you

 

[Cunning Linguist]

How much for both?