Riddles and yo mama jokes

[Jimmy123]

this is how it gona be

if i start off will a riddle.. first person to answer it will start another riddle or He/she can pick to do another riddle or a joke
(dis is a fun thread) if u guys get offended by jokes then pls dont play

ill start off..ill go with a joke

Yo mama so fat when she jumped , she got stuck in dah AIR :flaw:

 

[mcchikeneater]

Yo mamas so fat she needs 2 watches one for each time zone shes in.

(yo mama jokes start to suck after you turn 12)