Dreckerplayer
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Decided to watch the first film before dignifying the 2013 version with my attention. U__U
My vulgar review: (don't worry, I left out a lot of details, so it won't spoil the movie)
My vulgar review: (don't worry, I left out a lot of details, so it won't spoil the movie)
It's about this loner teen with no friends, that finds out that she has telekinetic abilities. Some random douche bag decides to show some pity, and ask the girl out to the prom. So, the girl finally overcomes her abusive, super-religious b*tch-of-a-mom, and goes to the prom,even though the paranoid wench tells her that everyone will laugh at her...
So, she and the douche-turned-saint get voted prom king and queen,only to have a bucket of pig blood spilled all over her by some self-centered, **** girl and her high school drop-out boyfriend.(Assumptions)
Seeing that her paranoid mother was actually right about something, for once, she notices that everyone is laughing, even her favorite teacher who use to defend her from the other girls in gym class...the chick went JEAN GREY, then burned everyone alive...I was sooo proud.
The girl walked home all bloody, killed the chick who dropped the blood on her along with the boyfriend. She arrived home, hoping to get comfort from her mom, but instead was called the devil, and told her how she should have killed her when she was a baby...then soon after that, the mom stabbed her...then Carrie stabbed her back with knives using her telekinetic powers...it was like pinning jesus on the cross...sh*t was sad.
So, she and the douche-turned-saint get voted prom king and queen,only to have a bucket of pig blood spilled all over her by some self-centered, **** girl and her high school drop-out boyfriend.(Assumptions)
Seeing that her paranoid mother was actually right about something, for once, she notices that everyone is laughing, even her favorite teacher who use to defend her from the other girls in gym class...the chick went JEAN GREY, then burned everyone alive...I was sooo proud.
The girl walked home all bloody, killed the chick who dropped the blood on her along with the boyfriend. She arrived home, hoping to get comfort from her mom, but instead was called the devil, and told her how she should have killed her when she was a baby...then soon after that, the mom stabbed her...then Carrie stabbed her back with knives using her telekinetic powers...it was like pinning jesus on the cross...sh*t was sad.
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