Discuss non-violent practical joke themed revenge. Whether it's taking a dump in the septic tank of your nemesis' toilet at their party they didn't invite you too or slipping salmonella into their chicken sandwhich. Well, actually, let's think of more creative plans that require far more steps than these.
For example, say your friend used the last of your toilet paper without telling you, at which point you find yourself stranded on your toilet unable to wipe with dripping diarrhea threatening to stain carpets should you make your way to the closet to get another roll. Now your only option is to take a shower to cleanse the fecal faucet.
Revenge has to be sinister, and well thought in such a situation. My devious mind is entering deep contemplation mode: ummmmmmm ummmmmmmm ummmmmmmmmmm!
Okay, so say somebody did this too me, I would have to take it up a notch. Anything that could possibly be used to wipe in his household minus the carpets will be removed while he goes into the bathroom. The water must be shut off so he cannot shower the rancid ooze away (guaranteed by some laxatives).
That was just step one, he will now be forced to leave the latrine and create a trail of tears through his house as he struggles to find the sweet feel of lathered cleanliness. His only options at this point are the carpets or sofas as he dances about spewing noxious rectal nectar about. Such an act would severely dilapidate his character. What can he do? The brown water tonic is spilling down his inner thigh and onto his sock! He looks over his shoulder and spots a a brown trail through his carpeting like a mud slug crawled in his shadow. Finally, he kneels over and commences his dog inspired **** itch on the carpet since it's stained now anyway. He feels much better now, finally cleansed.
However, such an act on youtube posted by his own mother (courtesy of her storing her youtube password in firefox) will tarnish his reputation forever. Maybe now he'll think twice about not informing you of using the last of your toilet paper. It would only be perfection if he fell under the surmise that the insinuated perpetrator of this heinous act was actually his mother.
Revenge at it's sweetest. I could have gone on to make it far worst, but that was just an example and I didn't want to get carried away. So let's see your ideas of revenge that could crush a man's soul.
For example, say your friend used the last of your toilet paper without telling you, at which point you find yourself stranded on your toilet unable to wipe with dripping diarrhea threatening to stain carpets should you make your way to the closet to get another roll. Now your only option is to take a shower to cleanse the fecal faucet.
Revenge has to be sinister, and well thought in such a situation. My devious mind is entering deep contemplation mode: ummmmmmm ummmmmmmm ummmmmmmmmmm!
Okay, so say somebody did this too me, I would have to take it up a notch. Anything that could possibly be used to wipe in his household minus the carpets will be removed while he goes into the bathroom. The water must be shut off so he cannot shower the rancid ooze away (guaranteed by some laxatives).
That was just step one, he will now be forced to leave the latrine and create a trail of tears through his house as he struggles to find the sweet feel of lathered cleanliness. His only options at this point are the carpets or sofas as he dances about spewing noxious rectal nectar about. Such an act would severely dilapidate his character. What can he do? The brown water tonic is spilling down his inner thigh and onto his sock! He looks over his shoulder and spots a a brown trail through his carpeting like a mud slug crawled in his shadow. Finally, he kneels over and commences his dog inspired **** itch on the carpet since it's stained now anyway. He feels much better now, finally cleansed.
However, such an act on youtube posted by his own mother (courtesy of her storing her youtube password in firefox) will tarnish his reputation forever. Maybe now he'll think twice about not informing you of using the last of your toilet paper. It would only be perfection if he fell under the surmise that the insinuated perpetrator of this heinous act was actually his mother.
Revenge at it's sweetest. I could have gone on to make it far worst, but that was just an example and I didn't want to get carried away. So let's see your ideas of revenge that could crush a man's soul.
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