Response for Danzo fans

Espadara Uchiha

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I've taken it upon myself to create a response for anyone who decides to bash Danzo. Don't be afraid to use this, Danzo fans!

What the **** did you just ****ing say about Danzo-sama, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Root training, and I’ve been involved in numerous S-rank missons on Iwagakure, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top Kunai thrower in the entire Konoha shinobi forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Danzo-sama over carrier pigeon? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting Danzo-sama's secret network of spies across the Elemental Nations and your carrier pigeon is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Konoha's Root and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.
 

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Danzo may have been an ass hole, but he was likely Kishimoto's most solidly written character in the whole manga. Tis why he's my favorite.

Plus he's also pretty badass and I would've enjoyed to see a younger version of him fight with the body modifications.
 

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The only people who don't like danzo are uchiha fanboys.....what a coincidence
 

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too bad he got killed by plot. Wish they would have brought him back for the war at least.
 

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Danzo ideology was garbage but his wreckage of Shisui was legendary.
 

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Danzo ideology was garbage but his wreckage of Shisui was legendary.

there's two version of that fight, but both aren't canon. I dont see how Shisui can be brought down with out multiple jounins, the use of sound genjutsu, or poison.
 
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Danzo may have been an ass hole, but he was likely Kishimoto's most solidly written character in the whole manga. Tis why he's my favorite.

Indeed. He was a stonecold manipulative jerk, but he was a real f'n ninja doing the dirty work and making the hard choices that literally happens in real life. You know what Root is? The CIA.

The only people who don't like danzo are uchiha fanboys.....what a coincidence

True, they use him as a scapegoat for any of the Uchihas' own wrongdoings.
 

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Dumb, desperate Danzo devotees display disconcerting and demented declarations; disturbing the denizens of NB, this should designate their direct dismissal into detention by Drizzy. Described as a demon of darkness, Danzo's dreadful deeds and doings demonstrate his destructive, despotic, and dictatorial demeanor.
 

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there's two version of that fight, but both aren't canon. I dont see how Shisui can be brought down with out multiple jounins, the use of sound genjutsu, or poison.

Well clearly in the manga Danzo had shisui's eye, he removed Shisui's eye someway. Lel
 

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Dumb, desperate Danzo devotees display disconcerting and demented declarations; disturbing the denizens of NB, this should designate their direct dismissal into detention by Drizzy. Described as a demon of darkness, Danzo's dreadful deeds and doings demonstrate his destructive, despotic, and dictatorial demeanor.

What the **** did you just ****ing say about Danzo-sama, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Root training, and I’ve been involved in numerous S-rank missons on Iwagakure, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top Kunai thrower in the entire Konoha shinobi forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Danzo-sama over carrier pigeon? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting Danzo-sama's secret network of spies across the Elemental Nations and your carrier pigeon is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Konoha's Root and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.
 
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