Release the manga, or else.

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The God of Wind

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DEMANDS:

We demand Naruto chapter 631 be released within the next 8 hours. It must not be a troll or a trick. If we find anything wrong with the manga link we will kill a puppy.

CONDITIONS OF THE DEMANDS:

These conditions must be followed. Any deviation from these conditions will leave a puppy's head in a shambles. Also remember that we will not hesitate to kill a puppy with even a small amount of suspicion.

(1) All news media and/or authorities will be kept ignorant of this.
(2) The chapter link must be posted in this thread or PM'd to me. It must be a legit link. We do not want any misunderstanding which might cause us to have to take the life of a puppy unnecessarily.
(3) If you choose to PM me the link, immediately clear your Sent Items box.

FINAL NOTES:

There will be no extension or renegotiation. Demands are firm regardless. The manga has to be sent to us within 8 hours. If you do not comply we will not contact you again and we will not answer any attempts to contact us. In the event of a double-cross there will be another time sometime in the future when another attempt will be made.

We have the ways and means to get several puppies killed. You have been warned.

This is F'n HILARIOUS!!
 

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Don't japanese people eat dogs as a delicacy anyway? Seriously, he won't give a sh*t.
 

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I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money but what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my dog go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you

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Someone tell the dog to bite him.
 

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Adds to the list of reasons why 8 year olds shouldn't be allowed hear.

Somebody go tell /b/ we got a poser animal abuser here.

Adds to list of why 9 year olds shouldn't be allowed here: They don't know the difference between here and hear.

OT: And who are you OP to be making such demands? Get out.
 

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You just went full retard. Never go full retard.

No if I was going full retard I would of used more Comic Sans, bigger font size and a lot of exclamation marks at the end of the word 'terrorist'. like this:

TERRORIST!!!!!!!!!!


Better get the governments involved so we can lose more rights!!!!!!!
 

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Adds to list of why 9 year olds shouldn't be allowed here: They don't know the difference between here and hear.

OT: And who are you OP to be making such demands? Get out.

Auto-correct shits all over my face yet again!


No if I was going full retard I would of used more Comic Sans, bigger font size and a lot of exclamation marks at the end of the word 'terrorist'. like this:

Nah, you'd be using Ariel, because retards never realize when they accidentally make it the default and fail all their essays.
 
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I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money but what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my dog go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you

+1111111111111
 

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It's not like you have Kishi's wife hostage. He will release the manga whenever he/Shounen Jump wants.
 

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this is a certified troll, its official
 
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