Rei trains Zanji (oh yes, you read correctly)

[Rei]

*sits next to a river in the middle of a forest*

I never thought this day would come
and you are 30 seconds late ^^

 

[Zanji]

how am I late already :S you just made it XD

 

[Rei]

how am I late already :S you just made it XD

I consider that a very bad attitude, so since you want to learn taijutsu and my special new custom i think you can start with 100 push ups.
without your shirt ofc ^^

 

[Izuna Uchiha]

O_OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO_O


Lolll that like twilight zone!

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[Lara]

chaging places lol

have fun u two and gl zanji [neva thought i would ever say that ]

 

[Zanji]

I consider that a very bad attitude, so since you want to learn taijutsu and my special new custom i think you can start with 100 push ups.
without your shirt ofc ^^

100 thats it? easily done ^^

*takes shirt off and stand perfectly straight then raises onto tippy toes and falls forward landing on my hands and I out one behind my back and my one leg over my other and I do 100 one handed and one footed push ups*

 

[Rei]

O_OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO_O

Lolll that like twilight zone!

chaging places lol

have fun u too and gl zanji [neva thought i would ever say that ]

LOL LOL LOL

100 thats it? easily done ^^

*takes shirt off and stand perfectly straight then raises onto tippy toes and falls forward landing on my hands and I out one behind my back and my one leg over my other and I do 100 one handed and one footed push ups*

good, now please sit on the seiza position for as much as possible:

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learning to sit in this position not only makes your spine be straight it also teaches you the art of patience and enduring, cause after the first minutes this becomes extremely painful.

 

[Zanji]

*looks up at Rei and smiles*

alright honey

*goes back down to do another push up but launches myself to my feet in a crouching position*

but first

*stands up and kisses Rei softly then sits down in the Seiza position with eyes closed and inhales threw my nose and exhales threw my mouth*

 

[Rei]

*makes circles around you during your sitting in seiza and then suddenly uses this:

(Dainamikku Entori) - Dynamic Entry

Rank: D
Type:Attack
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:N/A
Damage Points:10
Description:A taijutsu attack were the user does a jumping kick into the opponent. *

let's see how you react to this

 

[Zanji]

*since my eyes are closed and all I can do is hear where your feet are walking around me I take the hit and go face first into the dirt*

>_< alright surprise attack but why the kick honey

 

[Rei]

*since my eyes are closed and all I can do is hear where your feet are walking around me I take the hit and go face first into the dirt*

>_< alright surprise attack but why the kick honey

*kisses you where i hit you*
This kick is the first lesson:

-when you are in seiza, your flow is perfect, every chakra center of your body gets activated in the right way, therefore whatever movement you make has the strongest energy flow you can achieve.
-also when you are focusing on your breathing with eyes closed, a strange thing happens: you can hear someone else's energy, cause yes, everyone's energy has a sound
-finally, seiza is a very good position for a dynamic meditation which you will need to learn my custom.

let's do it again.

*you sit in seiza and i use the same technique*

 

[Zanji]

*kisses you where i hit you*
This kick is the first lesson:

-when you are in seiza, your flow is perfect, every chakra center of your body gets activated in the right way, therefore whatever movement you make has the strongest energy flow you can achieve.
-also when you are focusing on your breathing with eyes closed, a strange thing happens: you can hear someone else's energy, cause yes, everyone's energy has a sound
-finally, seiza is a very good position for a dynamic meditation which you will need to learn my custom.

let's do it again.

*you sit in seiza and i use the same technique*

*this time while I am sitting in seiza position and you go to kick me from the side I lean back and catch you and hold you in my arms and I open my eyes and look deep into yours and I kisses you very passionately and when you get up I go back into the seiza position and wait for your next kick*

 

[Rei]

*this time while I am sitting in seiza position and you go to kick me from the side I lean back and catch you and hold you in my arms and I open my eyes and look deep into yours and I kisses you very passionately and when you get up I go back into the seiza position and wait for your next kick*

*kisses you back very passionately*
i will not kick you when you are expecting it ^^
*helps you get up*

now that you learned seiza i expect you to do it every day until you eliminate your muscle aches.

but Taijutsu means nothing if your muscles are not strong enough.
*points to the top of a high mountain*
go there, and climb using only your arms and legs. come back here and bring me something from the top please.

 

[Zanji]

*looks over at the mountains and sees a really big one and then an even bigger one where it goes up into the clouds*

did you mean the really big one or that even bigger one that I cant even see the top of

I take it the one that I can't see the top of ^^

*runs very fast to the base of the mountain jumping from tree branch to tree branch and when I finally get to the base of the mountain I start climbing using only my hands and feet*

........(half way up the side of the mountain).......

*I go to grab on part of the ledge and it breaks the moment I grab it and I fall 100 feet down and as I am falling I grab one of the ledges and slam against the side of the mountain*

grrrr -_-

*starts to climb again*

*near the top of the mountain I feel the snow on my fingers and it gets harder to keep a grip but I get to the top and I see sth shine deep inside a Ice spike and I meld my hand into the ice and pull out a ice white sapphire and I run and jump from ledge to ledge from the top of the mountain back to Rei*

Here you go honey ^^

*places the ice white sapphire in your hands*

 

[Rei]

O_O *sees the ice sapphire and faints* baby
Alright now honey, this is the last training session you need to do before i teach you the actual jutsu.

*jumps on your back*
run to the mountain and back here, with me on you, and then jump into the river and swim against the current for one hour, but make sure you don't throw me into the river along with you

 

[Zanji]

O_O *sees the ice sapphire and faints* baby
Alright now honey, this is the last training session you need to do before i teach you the actual jutsu.

*jumps on your back*
run to the mountain and back here, with me on you, and then jump into the river and swim against the current for one hour, but make sure you don't throw me into the river along with you

*when you wrap your arms around my neck I softly kiss your arms*

make sure you hold on tight baby baby

*when you hold on tighter I hold onto your legs and I run threw the forest and when approach the base of the mountain I tell you to hold on really tight this is gonna be a spin and I run and hold on to your tighter and I jump onto the side of the mountain and do a back flip and spin and I land on my feet facing where we ran from and I run back and to the river and I put you down*

alright baby you want me to swim against the river?

*goes behind a push where only Rei can see me and I change into swimming trunks and I dive into the river and I swim against the current for an hour and when I am finished I go to the side and I reach my hand up and ask for Rei to help me out*

can you help me out baby please

 

[Rei]

*immediately runs to you and helps you out of the river, then strokes you with a warm towel and massages you all over your body*

ok honey rest for a bit and when you are ready try this:

(Garouga) - Double Wolf Fang

Rank:A
Type:Attack
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:
Damage Points:30(-10 if not hit but near attack )
Description:A huge spinning jutsu that the user spins so fast they cant see so. Dynamic marking is best used with this jutsu. Even if the attack misses the opponent still takes damage if in close range.

Now honey you know Man-Beast Transformation so it won't be that hard.
Jump as high as possible and using all your strength of your legs start spinning.

This one is used by Kiba together with Akamaru, but you are not an Inizuka so you will only get the speed and the strength of it, but not the fusion^^

 

[Zanji]

*smirks*

alright baby

*crouches down and launches myself into the air and in mid air I force my body to spin as fast and as hard as possible and after a while I fall back to the ground and I wobble back and forth*

ummm honey I think you forgot to tell me how to shoot forward with the technique because all I see right now is everything waving :S

 

[Rei]

you said you know the Man-Beast Transformation right?
That means that once you master the spinning you need to do it, to mark the opponent in any way you want.
with this move the user moves so rapidly that he can't see where he is going, hence the reason for the marking you will have to do.

There is no special trick, do the Man-Beast transformation to mark the opponent and then use this just while you are jumping high and give a twist to your body.

 

[Tifa]

lol sounds pretty funny.