Espadara Uchiha
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Alright guys, I'm Espadara Uchiha and I'm about to lay some facts on you. I just downed an entire bottle of some kinda vodka, and I'm gonna explain why Itachi Uchiha is truly the SoloKing.
1: He can ****ing fly. Not some "Weehee I'm superman" Nah man he turns into crows or ravens or whatever. I'm not a bird expert. Fun Fact: you know they call a group of Crows? A ****ing Murder, just like how he murdered the entire ****ing Uchiha Clan.
2: As mentioned in 1, he killed his own clan. Like, at least 100 people in a single night. And most of them had a Sharingan, THE most broken Kekkai Genkai in the series. He chopped them all up with his sword, and they couldn't see shit coming.
3: He has the Mangekyo Sharingan, and he was better with it than any of those other queers. Kamui dimension? **** you, unbreakable mirror. God tier Susanoo? Eat a ****, you're gonna be sealed in a drunk sword for the rest of your eternity. A mother ****ING GIANT SNAKE MONSTER? Susano'o laughs at you. Don't have a lighter to light up that qt grills cigarette at the bar? Amaterasu has your back.
4: He has some kind of TB or some shit, and he still kicked Sasuke Uchiha. Seriously, go watch that fight. Itachi was wrecking Sasuke some kinda shit, and tanked a ****ing heart attack at the end. And he was bleeding from his eyes for a lot of it.
5: He's the greatest spy ever. Don't try to deny it. Kabuto ain't got shit on Itachi the Solo King. Shit, James Bond probably asks Itachi for tips, but Bond can't do shit as a spy except bang a different chick every movie. Well Itachi was a spy in a group of ninja's, who kept a way closer eye on him than any village did on "I'm just a genin lol" Kabuto.
And there are your five reasons as to why Itachi is the greatest character in the series.
1: He can ****ing fly. Not some "Weehee I'm superman" Nah man he turns into crows or ravens or whatever. I'm not a bird expert. Fun Fact: you know they call a group of Crows? A ****ing Murder, just like how he murdered the entire ****ing Uchiha Clan.
2: As mentioned in 1, he killed his own clan. Like, at least 100 people in a single night. And most of them had a Sharingan, THE most broken Kekkai Genkai in the series. He chopped them all up with his sword, and they couldn't see shit coming.
3: He has the Mangekyo Sharingan, and he was better with it than any of those other queers. Kamui dimension? **** you, unbreakable mirror. God tier Susanoo? Eat a ****, you're gonna be sealed in a drunk sword for the rest of your eternity. A mother ****ING GIANT SNAKE MONSTER? Susano'o laughs at you. Don't have a lighter to light up that qt grills cigarette at the bar? Amaterasu has your back.
4: He has some kind of TB or some shit, and he still kicked Sasuke Uchiha. Seriously, go watch that fight. Itachi was wrecking Sasuke some kinda shit, and tanked a ****ing heart attack at the end. And he was bleeding from his eyes for a lot of it.
5: He's the greatest spy ever. Don't try to deny it. Kabuto ain't got shit on Itachi the Solo King. Shit, James Bond probably asks Itachi for tips, but Bond can't do shit as a spy except bang a different chick every movie. Well Itachi was a spy in a group of ninja's, who kept a way closer eye on him than any village did on "I'm just a genin lol" Kabuto.
And there are your five reasons as to why Itachi is the greatest character in the series.
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