Itachi: You gonna focus up now, mother****er and say it! "It's me, Kabuto!"
Kabuto: It's Me Kabuto.
Itachi: That's right! Now, Kabuto who?
Kabuto: Kabuto who? I don't know. Who are you?
Itachi: Me? I know who I am. I'm a good dude playing a bad dude revived by another dude.
Sasuke: What?
Itachi: You a dude that don't know what dude he is!
Kabuto: Or are you a dude who has no idea what dude he is and claims to know what dude he is...
Sasuke: What the **** are you guys talking about?
Kabuto: ...by playing other dudes.
Itachi: I know what dude I am!
Itachi: You're scared.
Kabuto: I ain't scared. Scared of what?
Itachi: Or scared of who?
Kabuto: Scared of who!
Itachi: Scared of you!
Itachi: The dudes are emerging...
Kabuto: He's right, you know? I'm NOT from Konohagakure...
Kabuto:... nor am I from Sunagakure...
Kabuto:... or Amegakure...
[Removes contact lenses to reveal blue eyes underneath]
Kabuto: I... I think I might be nobody.
Sasuke: Wow! I'm not even that emo.