Real world applications for jutsus/characters?

[WhistleBlower]

I don't really make threads but found this a neat idea. Credits to Addy from NF. Basically think of a real world job or application for a "said" character or jutsu. Below are some examples :

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   [*=left] Minato = instant piza delivery guy! If you don't get it in less than 30 seconds, it's free of charge!

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   [*=left]Kisame = shark whisperer!

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   [*=left]Hyuuga clan = free harmless xrays!
   [*=left]Yamato Buildings Inc.
   [*=left]Sasori Prosthetics Ltd.
   [*=left]Suigetsu Cleaning: for all those hard to reach spots.
   [*=left]Naruto = Psychologist
   [*=left]You can use fire jutsus to cook food and water jutsus to clean up after you're done
   [*=left]Naruto could become a homo prostitute with his Oiroke no Jutsu. [ sexy no jutsu ]
   [*=left]Make a moon/mini planet with Chibaku Tensei and make it habitable with wood , water and wind jutsus , and make a breathable atmosphere with other jutsu's by mixing the right components.

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:bouncy: Share some of your own. I'd love to hear from you :bouncy:
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[Cunning Linguist]

Sakura=Expert sandwich crafter. Since she's useless in a fight, she might as well make everyone a sandwhich

 

[ugh]

Madara = Demolition
he'll just send meteors flying U_U

 

[A Zealot]

Sakura = Prostitute

Jiraiya = Pervert

 

[FlemSmack]

Kisame = Portable water park.

 

[Xlad]

I loled at the Hyugas. Wood release: Houses, fuel, timber, farming, etc., e

 

[A Zealot]

I think Minato = Jimmies John delivery boy U_U

 

[Sir Blades]

FTG would serve better as a transportation service instead of planes. Large scale Sealings for FTG could transport to their destinations and not to mention space would be easy to get and from.

 

[Curteth]

Lord Oro: Able too teach you how too pleasure your partner with tongue action!

 

[WhistleBlower]

Lord Oro: Able too teach you how too pleasure your partner with tongue action!

Thats just nasty!

 

[-ahhimane-]

Sakura - just a showpiece in the store room.

 

[Jcub]

Sakura = Hidden Leaf Fracking.

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[Curteth]

Thats just nasty!

Oops, my bad, guess he could also make a good rock star...? xD Y'konw--like Kiss

 

[Your Creepy Stalker]

what does a shark whisperer do?

 

[Joshutsu]

Minto could be that but all his new customers would have to wait a while. Unless he was going to walk an entire city and tag everyones homes. Before he knows if they will even buy from him.

 

[Gorik FIGULLE]

the sharingan...for easy learning, interrogation and ooohh my my my mr. ladies in the house...if you know what i mean:snick: