Rap Thread-Winner Wins Title

[Ashflura]

u want real rap
then listen to my words
cause i'm the real article
healing people like herbs
yeah it's comes from the heart
but that's the corny stuff
you need a beat, bass, and rhythm
don't try to act buff
but enough about true rap
let me explain
i'm the king of the pride
ruler of the plains
no need to call you lame
cause words can't describe you
when i'm start the poll and votes
you'll only get a few
cause you're a novice,
controlled like a baby
rude and ugly
which was why i took ya lady
i'll finish this quick
so i can go home to relax
and watch ma netflicks
pick a flick saturday
yeah u choose
keep rapping against me
bro you'll lose


i'llfinish this

ohohoo, you think you're on top,
I'm the ace, the elite
I can't be beat!
Fresh meat makes me hungry,
admit your defeat!
King of pride, pssht
I spit on that,
I'm the queen of owning
sitting on my thrown
moaning at your attempts.
I hear the words of a five year old
too frustrated to let things go,
when a women rocks up to
still a man's title you all curdle.
Grow some!
Rappin' is my life,
if you ain't livin' it already
I recommend so
one more round and its bye bye charlie

 

[NaruAwesome]

I am like a tick stealing your life
my raps cut into you like a knife
say youre a rolex no wonder your fake
tryna battle me what a mistake
cuz i got something you dont: Drive
try to battle me, ill skin you alive
i know im the best
cant tell me otherwise
say youre a killer you bout as gangsta as Plies

bro, i'll ice you like cake
give me a couple of seconds
cause you still gotta bake
boy, you're still half done
like a criminal you're on the loose
got ya ass on the run
here's a rare candy
give yourself a boost
be like a poke'mon
use the move roost
if you're good
then why am i better
you got no swagg
light like a feather
looking like a clown
red nose, face paint
but you still got a frown

 

[NaruAwesome]

ohohoo, you think you're on top,
I'm the ace, the elite
I can't be beat!
Fresh meat makes me hungry,
admit your defeat!
King of pride, pssht
I spit on that,
I'm the queen of owning
sitting on my thrown
moaning at your attempts.
I hear the words of a five year old
too frustrated to let things go,
when a women rocks up to
still a man's title you all curdle.
Grow some!
Rappin' is my life,
if you ain't livin' it already
I recommend so
one more round and its bye bye charlie

boy, i'm on top
you know i'm king
got the master key
the money and the bling
can't be controlled
call me the kyuubi
surpassing nature abilities
gravity, yeah i can defy
so that would mean
uhh.. i can fly
call me onooki
willing to die
if rapping is your life
then why am i living it
go back ta ya grandma
go home and knit

 

[Punk Hazard]

bro, i'll ice you like cake
give me a couple of seconds
cause you still gotta bake
boy, you're still half done
like a criminal you're on the loose
got ya ass on the run
here's a rare candy
give yourself a boost
be like a poke'mon
use the move roost
if you're good
then why am i better
you got no swagg
light like a feather
looking like a clown
red nose, face paint
but you still got a frown

what hell is this shit?

 

[Ashflura]

boy, i'm on top
you know i'm king
got the master key
the money and the bling
can't be controlled
call me the kyuubi
surpassing nature abilities
gravity, yeah i can defy
so that would mean
uhh.. i can fly
call me onooki
willing to die
if rapping is your life
then why am i living it
go back ta ya grandma
go home and knit

Oh here we go again,
with the freakin' stereotypes
for a fact I can't knit
but I can spot a trip
one you're gonna take
to a place far far away.
A voyage, where youll experience
combustion and humilation
toying with me,
you're a fool for thinking you were free
5,3,1 you're as odd as they come.
6,4,2 but you're lines are as even as a square
take off those locks
think outside the box!

 

[NaruAwesome]

what hell is this shit?

what the hell is this shit
u have to be joking
damn i'm laughing
got ma ass choking
enough of the games
time to get serious
nigga you crazy
mental home, delirious
stfu
shut down like a r-o-b-o-t
if red is king
get off ma court, you forgot

 

[Punk Hazard]

what the hell is this shit
u have to be joking
damn i'm laughing
got ma ass choking
enough of the games
time to get serious
nigga you crazy
mental home, delirious
stfu
shut down like a r-o-b-o-t
if red is king
get off ma court, you forgot

The only joke i see here is you
between me and Ash looks like you
bit off more than you can chew
just give up dude
your rhymes too crude
just like oil
shitty like someones pants got soiled
i go bright like a microwave full of foil
you get popped like a boil
you got as much talent as Usopp
spitting dumb shit. Dude stop
cant tell how many crap rhymes you got
up in here thinking you can rap
you nothing but a novice thats a fact
where you get your rhymes? Copy and Paste?
Prewritten on Microsoft Word, what a disgrace
youre such a waste
youre in last place
get out of this race

 

[NaruAwesome]

Oh here we go again,
with the freakin' stereotypes
for a fact I can't knit
but I can spot a trip
one you're gonna take
to a place far far away.
A voyage, where youll experience
combustion and humilation
toying with me,
you're a fool for thinking you were free
5,3,1 you're as odd as they come.
6,4,2 but you're lines are as even as a square
take off those locks
think outside the box!

you can't think of anything better
take ya white ass home
wear that knitted sweater
oh, i'm sorry
stereotypes makes u mad
whatever pisses u off
just make me glad
yeah, i'm a square
perfect in every way
i'm flaming in this war
killing ninjas everyday
come on boy, i'm like ali
you can't hit
what ya eyes can't see
got u playing tag
roaming in a circle
looking like a nerd
fool, you aint urkel

 

[Punk Hazard]

you can't think of anything better
take ya white ass home
wear that knitted sweater
oh, i'm sorry
stereotypes makes u mad
whatever pisses u off
just make me glad
yeah, i'm a square
perfect in every way
i'm flaming in this war
killing ninjas everyday
come on boy, i'm like ali
you can't hit
what ya eyes can't see
got u playing tag
roaming in a circle
looking like a nerd
fool, you aint urkel

If shes not Urkel how is she a nerd
i swear you got no meaning to your words
exposing yourself as turd
worse at rapping than a girl
whats wrong? I thought you liked stereotypes?
Saying bullshit like she cant rap cuz shes white
that shit aint right
wake up and see the light.

 

[NaruAwesome]

The only joke i see here is you
between me and Ash looks like you
bit off more than you can chew
just give up dude
your rhymes too crude
just like oil
shitty like someones pants got soiled
i go bright like a microwave full of foil
you get popped like a boil
you got as much talent as Usopp
spitting dumb shit. Dude stop
cant tell how many crap rhymes you got
up in here thinking you can rap
you nothing but a novice thats a fact
where you get your rhymes? Copy and Paste?
Prewritten on Microsoft Word, what a disgrace
you're such a waste
you're in last place
get out of this race

i light up like the sun
conserve like solar panels
don't need a remote
to change the channel
boy you're lame
your raps are sad
you couldn't rhyme
if you stole
my notepad
changing like nature
bro, time to adapt
i know your nickname
load of crap
you get your raps from online
whenever i rap
you'll always be behind
hey man, you're old school
more like Soul Train
wait the wizard of oz said
that he has your brain
you're the lion without courage
courage the cowardly dog
it take 2 seconds
fa ya girl to drop your draws
yeah she a hoe, and so are u
you should get "i can't rap"
as a tattoo

 

[Punk Hazard]

i light up like the sun
conserve like solar panels
don't need a remote
to change the channel
boy you're lame
your raps are sad
you couldn't rhyme
if you stole
my notepad
changing like nature
bro, time to adapt
i know your nickname
load of crap
you get your raps from online
whenever i rap
you'll always be behind
hey man, you're old school
more like Soul Train
wait the wizard of oz said
that he has your brain
you're the lion without courage
courage the cowardly dog
it take 2 seconds
fa ya girl to drop your draws
yeah she a hoe, and so are u
you should get "i can't rap"
as a tattoo

I dont get why youre trying to battle a boss
with these lame ass things from Microsoft.
Speaking of micro and soft
i found another joke: your d*ck
now get out of here bitch
fore i give you a stitch
youre a sun? Guess im a Big Red
i should kill you but instead
ill let this go on for a bit
not like you can keep up with me when i spit
especially not with that shit
id finish you up lickety split
eat you like your girl's clit

 

[NaruAwesome]

If shes not Urkel how is she a nerd
i swear you got no meaning to your words
exposing yourself as turd
worse at rapping than a girl
whats wrong? I thought you liked stereotypes?
Saying bullshit like she cant rap cuz shes white
that shit aint right
wake up and see the light.

BRO,SHE CAN RAP
she's kinda good
but compared to me
she wish she could
u rap about nothing
not what's real
what if u stop rapping
is that a deal
u aint right
up all night writing raps to use
getting them off youtube
bro just stop
defending when you're defenseless
when i rap
man , something god can't miss
your rhymes sound like
words from dr.Seuss
you're a dog off the leach
but u still don't know you're loose
what language do i have to speak
so that u can understand
you couldn't rap
even if words were written in your hand

 

[NaruAwesome]

I dont get why youre trying to battle a boss
with these lame ass things from Microsoft.
Speaking of micro and soft
i found another joke: your d*ck
now get out of here bitch
fore i give you a stitch
youre a sun? Guess im a Big Red
i should kill you but instead
ill let this go on for a bit
not like you can keep up with me when i spit
especially not with that shit
id finish you up lickety split
eat you like your girl's clit

u think you're smart
but i fuked ya girl
u still don't know
like micheal jackson, i rocked her world
but bro, ya moms all jacked up
like a door knob
everyone gets a turn
like a rug
everyone gets burned
if you're big red then i'm king red
listen to the noise
of ya girl in my bed
banging all night
giving me head
she wanted to stop
but kept riding instead
but enough is enough
time to put niggas to sleep
my fist are NyQuil
they knock people off there feet

 

[Littlefinger.]

You cheeky little boy,
messin' with my head -
I've yet to see you!
The look of a heartbroken kid
God forbid -
I'd rather date a squid.
Sadly your hopes are caught in a web
A web of lies -
the you feed yourself to sleep.
I wish you the best,
on second thought lest-
we forget my triumph over
our union.

Hehe
Talk is cheap
Without me, your future is bleak
Daydreamin' 'bout me has made you a freak
You said you'll search for me even in the creeks
Well I don't do no creeks,
I'm hood to da def
You can't comprehend then you're deaf
You think I'm Cheeky? No I'm Sleeky
I'm messin' with yo head and that's why you love me
Just like Itachi
I don't do Izanagi
I'm all about reality
And that's Izanami

 

[Punk Hazard]

BRO,SHE CAN RAP
she's kinda good
but compared to me
she wish she could
u rap about nothing
not what's real
what if u stop rapping
is that a deal
u aint right
up all night writing raps to use
getting them off youtube
bro just stop
defending when you're defenseless
when i rap
man , something god can't miss
your rhymes sound like
words from dr.Seuss
you're a dog off the leach
but u still don't know you're loose
what language do i have to speak
so that u can understand
you couldn't rap
even if words were written in your hand

You say my raps have no meaning
but to think youre better
you must be dreaming
my defense is ultimate like Gaara's
yours is just dark like the shadows of Nara
God cant miss your epic levels of fail
cant believe he accidentally made you male
my raps come 100% from the heart
you get your shit from some guy named Mark
what language? How bout ig-pay atin-lay
i rap each and every day
all you do is make dumb shit in a thread
i got many rhymes in my head
sitting here thinking your above me
dont know shit about me
so dont f*cking judge me
cant call you a rapper your shits to ugly
no one heres the best but me
i do this shit cuz i got drive
the beat and the mic is for what i strive
you just do it in hope for dykes
i do it for love of the mic

 

[Expeditious]

You a young rebel
And you get into trouble
WTF nigga?
Well since you getting into trouble
Imma spank your ass double
Beat it up like Royal Rumble
Cut you open like a surgeon
Control you just push a button
Screw yo bitch like a lab rat
She luv ma cum like a fat cat
She beg for more like she Oliver's sister
I bet she's Olivera Twister
Cuz she squirt whenever I twist her
Mister
Expenditure
You wanna be me in the future
So I tell ya
Don't get closer
Cuz you gonna get burned, churned and stunned
Like a kiddy who experimented on daddy's Whiskey.

look i been getting stupid props from the battle i did with kooly bop
cuz people come to my bar for that raw shit like a sushi spot
here today im about to do my job and that's body a bitch
leave you like a dead corpse in a ditch
i could demolish you quick i chill out
and hit you with some comedy shit
see ima use some skinny jokes to diss you
cuz i can make it real fun
if anybody said you were sick with the raps
it's like the same somebody saying your big and your fat
it obviously not a fact
look ima do the opposite your like the skinniest cat
if you were to pick up a cup i bet your flimsy wrist would snap

 

[NaruAwesome]

You say my raps have no meaning
but to think youre better
you must be dreaming
my defense is ultimate like Gaara's
yours is just dark like the shadows of Nara
God cant miss your epic levels of fail
cant believe he accidentally made you male
my raps come 100% from the heart
you get your shit from some guy named Mark
what language? How bout ig-pay atin-lay
i rap each and every day
all you do is make dumb shit in a thread
i got many rhymes in my head
sitting here thinking your above me
dont know shit about me
so dont f*cking judge me
cant call you a rapper your shits to ugly
no one heres the best but me
i do this shit cuz i got drive
the beat and the mic is for what i strive
you just do it in hope for dykes
i do it for love of the mic

hey bro
i gotta admit
u can go toe to toe
coming from the best
i even said so
i love rap
and u know what else
your girl i like to tap
that's what she felt
u can't handle the truth
got ya ass going crazy
around in a loop
round and round you go
how many times will u lose
only the world will know

 

[NaruAwesome]

oh well, here we go again.
man, why you suckers even step up to the ring?
my words cut deep,how'll you face the sting?
the king of the ring, with rhymes so neat,
you'd need a million years to make a sicker beat.
stop penning down raps, alright?
your raps are as shitty as twilight.

looks like you're back
well, your shits wack
you look like something off star wars
nigga i'm riding in ma mustang ford
you need better rhymes to go agaisnt me
like the ocean to far to see
water shark bomb justu
call me kisame
you raps were so stupid
wtf did they say

 

[NaruAwesome]

The poll has been made. vote now, u can vote for more than 1 person

 

[p0002q]

Welcome me in now It's my first thread post.
I'll just strut my stuff, then later i'll boast.
I saw the thread title and it got my attention.
25 now, started rapping in detention.
Speaking of detention, i'm at work!
About the same thing - but there's a perk.
You can sit at home typing up your rap.
I'm getting payed to do it, how u like that crap?
Enough about me I'd rather respond to you.
With lyrics sicker than Hopsin with the flu.
You guys are rapping back and forth... "who's on top?"
Well good news. I'm here so you can stop.
Read through my lines, not once or twice.
Find a weekness? nope sucka, it's all nice.
But I'm a nice guy - i'll just take the gold.
Silver and bronze too, but they can be sold.
Bronze for 10 bucks? You got a deal.
Now I get a foot long and a happy meal.
Any of you fools want silver? I'll sell it for twenty.
Use that money for fun, cuz i've got plenty.
Ur defense is like Gaara's? Dog we've seen that fail.
Plus I've got more power than Obama sip'n the Holy Grail.
Just read and enjoy, kid you're done.
I'll see what you reply with - have fun.
Oh well I just saw he made a poll to vote.
Oh well this was fun, *waves bye emote*