Rap Thread-Winner Gets 70 Kumi

[NarutoVsGoku]

Aight.. Aight.. Its time for me to kill this Rap Thread..
If yall say your rhyme's sick then my sh*t must be passed dead..
I'm gettin dough quick, you could call it fast bread..
And when it comes to the hoes I'm tryna "catch em' all" like Ash said..
I f*ck a b*tch til she rash-red.. Smash on her Dads bed..
Laughin til the action ends, then watch all the cash spread..
My flow's sick. It comes with attached Meds..
My wallet's Hulk big, while yours looks like a crack head..
I go hard! I'm hated by mad Feds..
I bet you're softer than the stuff that would come out if I stabbed Ted..
No Seth McFarlane, please pardon my swag..
I'm on the attack.. You lookin like you wanna get smacked..
I read what you said, homie are you callin that rap?..
Now I aint callin you out bwoi, I'm just callin you wack!..
No frontin, I'm up front, while you all in the back..
Bad b*tch on my sack.. She got my name for a tatt..
I got game that's a fact.. I am the best that's a wrap..

-LBeezy

:scorps:

Lol see this.. I hate this lol... How is it that the flow is so consistent... Mines changes like every couple of measures lol

LMAO! Your coach was hilarious!!! Lol I like that saying. xd

And oh man, is that even a question?! You was rippin it bro! (I can tell you were chillin, taking it easy on everybody though) but yeah man nice job as always..

Lol thanks man nobody really wanted it after that with the exception of naruawesome lol but yea your right I was just havin fun

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

Yo, no tonton but,

A ninja went ham on this thread
...but...
6 votes that's all a nigga gets?
12 pages had no competition
I think this threads hacked
Yo sign the petition
But I ain't bitchin
Listen
Somethings in the waters floating
That shits bullshits and this thread is full of it
Down by 2 votes yo I think a niggas losing it
Yo I ripped quotes
And theres really no denying that
Rap songs
Yo I was supplying that
Yo I raped dudes quit a few
Straight nutted on all of you
Pause........
But
A nigga gets no applause
I had the thread on lock like a wrestling move
Tell me the main reason I dont get credit and dues?
Everything I said was original
Meanwhile..
Most people were rapping to the same ol tune
Except for that one guy
Who rapped about pie
Shit had me rolling
Hurting on my sides
But yo I rapped songs
No one can deny
And I pwned 5 dudes at the exact same time
It was so fly. Im..
too high on the podium
Flow like drugs... call that shit opium
That's why ya came back
so ya can see me work these garbage ass niggas like custodians
Yo
The only competition in this thread is LBeezy
But tell me why the only competition
Is still no competition?
To be frank quit frankly I have no opposition
Cuz everyone is chicken better yet ya pigeons
Ya voted for for yaselves like that was the only choice given
Ya kittens
I meant pssies
All of ya some wussies
Ya softer then Ted? No ya softer then cookies!!!!

I'm done.... Mayne fck this thread!!!

Lol nah I'm good tho

 

[NaruAwesome]

wassup guys

 

[Awkward Linguist]

Well I will destroy everyone simultaneously at a time


Who this?
Another rhyme another noob
Another line I have to use
Everytime you see a dime
Or a chick you feel confused
You ain't never fckd a bitch or even sucked a boob
Ya likely to pay for ***
Or suck **** for a plate of food
You trick you stupid fool
Failing life I'm living good
You strife to be me
And you try but never could
Your a lie and I'm the truth
I eat fine you getting chewed
You could never measure up
Cuz on top is where I stood

:ice:
_____________

man ur rhymes are from a five year old nursery rhyme book
man i will give u a hook
embarrassed thats how imma make u look
ur future aint no rapper ur future is........ sry i ended ur career
man ma name is UchihaMadara, back out even ghosts fear
bitch u aint nthn i'll make that clear
let me give u an advice dear
turn ur ASS AROUND AND GET OUT OF HERE

:scorps:

 

[NaruAwesome]

:ice:
_____________

man ur rhymes are from a five year old nursery rhyme book
man i will give u a hock
embarrassed thats how imma make u look
ur future aint no rapper ur future is........ sry i ended ur career
man ma name is UchihaMadara, back out even ghosts fear
bitch u aint nthn i'll make that clear
let me give u an advice dear
turn ur ASS AROUND AND GET OUT OF HERE

ya a
you suk
you get no

 

[Awkward Linguist]

ya a
you suk
you get no

Dude, i don't know wtf you on about

 

[NaruAwesome]

Dude, i don't know wtf you on about

lol, just wanted to see your response

but fa real man
you call that shit a rap
looks like something
elmo would crap
got no line bars
no ryhme, no pace
just accept defeat
you already lost the race
you're giving advice
but u need to uses yours
bow down to me
got ya ass on the floor

 

[Awkward Linguist]

You Bitches Dont Really Wanna Battle
Your The Snake Without The Rattle
Your The Boat Without The Paddle
Your The Duck Without The Waddle
Your The Horse Without The Saddle
Your The Ranch Without The Caddle
Your The Day Without The Shadow
The only thing you do is blaable and blaable

Fck, i'm owning this thread,
Before you know it i'll be with your mom in bed,
F@ggots, Don't bother rapin against me, go get a girl instead,
Ma bars will be so hard, it'll crack ya head,
Hey lil' jimmy, have you been fed?
Good for you, what have you eaten? whole meal bread?
I'll be the first to break your wifes hymen, blood will come out, dark red

so please niggaz gtfo of here and go to bed.

:flaw: :flaw: :flaw:

 

[10023213]

ITACHI should have been in this battle to

 

[10023213]

You Bitches Dont Really Wanna Battle
Your The Snake Without The Rattle
Your The Boat Without The Paddle
Your The Duck Without The Waddle
Your The Horse Without The Saddle
Your The Ranch Without The Caddle
Your The Day Without The Shadow
The only thing you do is blaable and blaable

Fck, i'm owning this thread,
Before you know it i'll be with your mom in bed,
F@ggots, Don't bother rapin against me, go get a girl instead,
Ma bars will be so hard, it'll crack ya head,
Hey lil' jimmy, have you been fed?
Good for you, what have you eaten? whole meal bread?
I'll be the first to break your wifes hymen, blood will come out, dark red

so please niggaz gtfo of here and go to bed.

:flaw: :flaw: :flaw:

holy shit you used my rap

 

[Awkward Linguist]

holy shit you used my rap

Since when?

 

[10023213]

Since when?

since the 11th post on this page

You must be registered for see links

btw don't laugh this was my first rap on nb

 

[Awkward Linguist]

lol, just wanted to see your response

but fa real man
you call that shit a rap
looks like something
elmo would crap
got no line bars
no ryhme, no pace
just accept defeat
you already lost the race
you're giving advice
but u need to uses yours
bow down to me
got ya ass on the floor

ok guys i think this guy is truyin to show off
ooooh dont be hard on him his life is tough
being bullied all his and now his tryin to be a jhon cena wanna be
now he's looking at me
ooook i bet his ganna dislike me
i maybe need a doctor but u surely need 2
go shit your dippers, then eat your poo
'cos i'm sure you've realized nobody needs u.

 

[Awkward Linguist]

since the 11th post on this page

You must be registered for see links

btw don't laugh this was my first rap on nb

wtf you talking about, i've known this rap for years.

 

[10023213]

wtf you talking about, i've known this rap for years.

so you didn't just make that rap up or use it from my post?
i wasn't serious i was just pointing out that i made a rap almost just like that a little while ago

 

[NaruAwesome]

You Bitches Dont Really Wanna Battle
Your The Snake Without The Rattle
Your The Boat Without The Paddle
Your The Duck Without The Waddle
Your The Horse Without The Saddle
Your The Ranch Without The Caddle
Your The Day Without The Shadow
The only thing you do is blaable and blaable

Fck, i'm owning this thread,
Before you know it i'll be with your mom in bed,
F@ggots, Don't bother rapin against me, go get a girl instead,
Ma bars will be so hard, it'll crack ya head,
Hey lil' jimmy, have you been fed?
Good for you, what have you eaten? whole meal bread?
I'll be the first to break your wifes hymen, blood will come out, dark red

so please niggaz gtfo of here and go to bed.

:flaw: :flaw: :flaw:

u have to hold ya mama hand b4 u cross the street
u have ta sneek out the house just to clean and swept
this fool quesy
made u go mute
put ya camera phones up so u can post this on u tube
ya ass got a screw loose
u terrific the bus
so light wieght that i can blow u over with a gust
weak like 7 days
u deserve booze
u should walk around in high heel shoe
u should rock pig tails and a skirt
you're shaking in ya boots
are ya feeling getting hurt
maybe i should hurt more than ya feelings
make i should tear the roof off of the theater ceiling
and u should start kneeing
and ya eyes getting histy
you so weak
if u were me u continue diss me
kissy kissy lil bitch
did ya ass miss me
i'll take ya girl out fa dinner
when i finish eating her *****
and when we're on vacation
i'll let ya ass house sit
heres a couple bucks bitch
buy ya self a better outfit

jk, boy u call that a rap
more like shit
using let it shine stuff
riding disney channels dik

 

[Awkward Linguist]

so you didn't just make that rap up or use it from my post?
i wasn't serious i was just pointing out that i made a rap almost just like that a little while ago

Ofcourse.

I don't copy peoples rap.

That's not my style >_>

 

[NaruAwesome]

Ofcourse.

I don't copy peoples rap.

That's not my style >_>

u think cause
u watched that movie
that u can be like tyler
tryin to over do me
nigga get off
i'm the sheriff in this bitch:noc:
steal another rap
and i'll bust ya ass dip shit
getting shit off let it shine
i was playing along
got ya ass caught up
shot u down like king kong

 

[The Scion of Hentai]

I think you brothers still don't get the meaning of my words,
For pie has no equal, such nonsense I refuse to let be heard,
You must all fall to your knees for this world now has a lord,
And pie rules supreme as Naruto Base's God,

The tasty, filly, creamy delight that pie has rightly become,
It brings about peace, its national anthem we should hum,
For pie is all that is glory, a dazzle so profound,
It unifies the world, it makes the Earth go friggin' round,

Let my words be spread, let the world hear my chant,
For pie is pure greatness, this ain't no bloody rant,
I dare you all to find a treat that even equals pie,
And I swear on my grave, if you do I might go bloody die,

I end my rap battle with these few mediocre words,
Pie has no true equal so respect it you friggin' turds.


Sorry for the insult at that last bit, I couldn't find anything cool enough to rhyme with words. Lol, I know I suck at rapping, BUT PIE WILL BE RESPECTED ^^

 

[NaruAwesome]

I think you brothers still don't get the meaning of my words,
For pie has no equal, such nonsense I refuse to let be heard,
You must all fall to your knees for this world now has a lord,
And pie rules supreme as Naruto Base's God,

The tasty, filly, creamy delight that pie has rightly become,
It brings about peace, its national anthem we should hum,
For pie is all that is glory, a dazzle so profound,
It unifies the world, it makes the Earth go round,

Let my words be spread, let the world hear my chant,
For pie is pure greatness, this ain't no bloody rant,
I dare you all to find a treat that even equals pie,
And I swear on my grave, if you do I might go bloody die,

I end my rap battle with these few mediocre words,
Pie has no true equal so respect it you friggin' turds.


Sorry for the insult at that last bit, I couldn't find anything cool enough to rhyme with words. Lol, I know I suck at rapping, BUT PIE WILL BE RESPECTED ^^

bro, i'll ice you like cake
give me a couple of seconds
cause you still gotta bake
boy, you're still half done
like a criminal you're on the loose
got ya ass on the run
here's a rare candy
give yourself a boost
be like a poke'mon
use the move roost
if you're good
then why am i better
you got no swagg
light like a feather
looking like a clown
red nose, face paint
but you still got a frown