Rap Thread-Winner Gets 70 Kumi

Who had the best raps?


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ChrisWolf

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Ice? Dude I'm like Aokiji
leave you upset like 599 by Kishi
Breath is hot cuz I spit fire
When you talk to me, call me sire
cuz I rule when it comes to rap on NB
You can only hope to have envy

Aokiji? B1tch please, I'm like all of cp9 with ace in the hole
599 just proved me right, it's what I been sayin all along its been foretold
The only heat yo breath packin is mornin BO, you always slackin
When I talk to you I'll call you d1cky ricky, and you'll say yes sir? Give my balls a licky?
Then I'll :flaw: the shit outta you and say stop bein gay
You know I rule the base everyday
 

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Aokiji? B1tch please, I'm like all of cp9 with ace in the hole
599 just proved me right, it's what I been sayin all along its been foretold
The only heat yo breath packin is mornin BO, you always slackin
When I talk to you I'll call you d1cky ricky, and you'll say yes sir? Give my balls a licky?
Then I'll :flaw: the shit outta you and say stop bein gay
You know I rule the base everyday

Im gay, yet your asking me to suck your d*ck
Dude, get outta here with that shit
My BO smells better dirty than you do clean
i came up with a Tobiti theory when I wasn't even a teen
rule the base? You forgot the "ment" suffix
You rap? I rather hear the muppets.
Stick to your "intelligent" theories
That was sarcasm btw, cuz i know thinking aint easy
for a guy like you
Youre Yamcha, Im Ultimate Buu
 

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Im gay, yet your asking me to suck your d*ck
Dude, get outta here with that shit
My BO smells better dirty than you do clean
i came up with a Tobiti theory when I wasn't even a teen
rule the base? You forgot the "ment" suffix
You rap? I rather hear the muppets.
Stick to your "intelligent" theories
That was sarcasm btw, cuz i know thinking aint easy
for a guy like you
Youre Yamcha, Im Ultimate Buu

the first line had me laughing +repxd
 

ChrisWolf

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Im gay, yet your asking me to suck your d*ck
Dude, get outta here with that shit
My BO smells better dirty than you do clean
i came up with a Tobiti theory when I wasn't even a teen
rule the base? You forgot the "ment" suffix
You rap? I rather hear the muppets.
Stick to your "intelligent" theories
That was sarcasm btw, cuz i know thinking aint easy
for a guy like you
Youre Yamcha, Im Ultimate Buu

I said you'll ask to lick my balls can't you read?
It's ok man Ik when it comes to 5th grade reading your in serious need
Yeah you gay......more gay then haku holdin hands with mr.2 on a Sunday afternoon
More gay then oro bitin sasugays neck under kimimarus bed, yeah where you give juugo head
Don't even compare me to you....your ton-ton in naruto in real life qwazzemoto
I'm like Whiz kalifa sober in naruto kishimoto
 

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hey rikerslade
me and u one on one
the other bitches gone
so let have some fun
 

Punk Hazard

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I said you'll ask to lick my balls can't you read?
It's ok man Ik when it comes to 5th grade reading your in serious need
Yeah you gay......more gay then haku holdin hands with mr.2 on a Sunday afternoon
More gay then oro bitin sasugays neck under kimimarus bed, yeah where you give juugo head
Don't even compare me to you....your ton-ton in naruto in real life qwazzemoto
I'm like Whiz kalifa sober in naruto kishimoto

I love the way this barely made sense
i never knew you were this dense
i really think you should spitting
cuz this has no difference from when your shitting
ass hole tendencies? Youre the whole anus
no wonder you post shit, even as I say this
Stop rapping against me, youre just a rookie
Quasimodo? Youre as attractive as a Wooki
 

ChrisWolf

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I love the way this barely made sense
i never knew you were this dense
i really think you should spitting
cuz this has no difference from when your shitting
ass hole tendencies? Youre the whole anus
no wonder you post shit, even as I say this
Stop rapping against me, youre just a rookie
Quasimodo? Youre as attractive as a Wooki

B1tch that rap was weak simply because it was too far from the truth, good fight tho I'm goin to bed now we continue some other time

Yo naruawesome nvsg send me a friend request.
 

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B1tch that rap was weak simply because it was too far from the truth, good fight tho I'm goin to bed now we continue some other time

Yo naruawesome nvsg send me a friend request.

yeah, cool:cool:
 

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Damn, I'm reading all these lame raps and shit,
But let truth be told neither one of all can really spit,
I really think most of ya'll have ya panties in a twist,
TheJokerXIII, that's me, is the one with gift,

I'm gonna wreck another day another dawn, no FlareBlitz,
COLONELJJ81 you ain't a villian,
you say ya pen spillin,
but the only you thing that be spillin' is ya blood,
when your dead, the cops ask me questions,
I just shrug,

And who the F**k is Shinobi Train?,
I can guess he's a lame, and has no game,
You say your inside my head,
But I say I'm The Boogeyman beside ya bed,

Let's face it, I've one, and you lost,
Ya'll late, like NarutoBoss,

One more thing, I drowned someone in the Mexican Gulf,
I think he went by ChrisWolf.
 
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LBeezy

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Yo NarutoVsGoku.. tell me how every time I hop on the thread, its dead..
I said I was gonna kill it when it hit page 9 and when it hit page 9 only me and one other person was on -__-

Moral of the story is..... I was late. Lol xd
 

NarutoVsGoku

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aww man there was mad times where you could have hopped on.. especially when i was stealing the show man... what should i have gave you an open invitiation? lol i should have just called you out...

wait i think i did like 3 times
 

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Lol damn bro!

I was just waiting for a group of members to be viewing...

But look right now for instance, its just you and me. Lmao I swear every time I'm on its dead man..



I was finna kill it on page 9 too!!! That was finna be my page! xd lol
 

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Why is Lord Vader on the list(Poll)? He din't Rap Shit.
LBeezy got 3 votes? WTF is this.
 

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Oh you mad cause you only got 2 votes?

xd

That's cool.. That's cool..
 

NarutoVsGoku

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Lol damn bro!

I was just waiting for a group of members to be viewing...

But look right now for instance, its just you and me. Lmao I swear every time I'm on its dead man..



I was finna kill it on page 9 too!!! That was finna be my page! xd lol

Something my old high school wrestling coach used to tell me "he who waits, masterbates"...

You should have let loose... If you go back to page 9 I think I stole the show...

Yo btw your opinion how I do in this thread?


Why is Lord Vader on the list(Poll)? He din't Rap Shit.
LBeezy got 3 votes? WTF is this.
It's funny cuz LBeezy didn't spit at all and got more votes then you lol.. if you only knew how good LBeezy was you would be rejoicing that you were trailing him in votes man...
 

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Aight.. Aight.. Its time for me to kill this Rap Thread..
If yall say your rhyme's sick then my sh*t must be passed dead..
I'm gettin dough quick, you could call it fast bread..
And when it comes to the hoes I'm tryna "catch em' all" like Ash said..
I f*ck a b*tch til she rash-red.. Smash on her Dads bed..
Laughin til the action ends, then watch all the cash spread..
My flow's sick. It comes with attached Meds..
My wallet's Hulk big, while yours looks like a crack head..
I go hard! I'm hated by mad Feds..
I bet you're softer than the stuff that would come out if I stabbed Ted..
No Seth McFarlane, please pardon my swag..
I'm on the attack.. You lookin like you wanna get smacked..
I read what you said, homie are you callin that rap?..
Now I aint callin you out bwoi, I'm just callin you wack!..
No frontin, I'm up front, while you all in the back..
Bad b*tch on my sack.. She got my name for a tatt..
I got game that's a fact.. I am the best that's a wrap..

-LBeezy

:scorps:
 

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Something my old high school wrestling coach used to tell me "he who waits, masterbates"...

You should have let loose... If you go back to page 9 I think I stole the show...

Yo btw your opinion how I do in this thread?

LMAO! Your coach was hilarious!!! Lol I like that saying. xd

And oh man, is that even a question?! You was rippin it bro! (I can tell you were chillin, taking it easy on everybody though) but yeah man nice job as always..
 
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