Rap Thread-Winner Gets 70 Kumi

[NarutoVsGoku]

Well I will destroy everyone simultaneously at a time

usually id say hey goku we just met
but b*tch im chidori you into a football net
cant reply i guess your watching porn and ur hermaphadite private's wet
ur mom my take you but we dont accept gays in the naruto sect
ur american pie first 60minitues never to get laid
and your like dog your never gonna bathe
im sorry n*gga you dont make the grade
youll end up like every1 who fought me ... slaid
dont worry gay n*gga awesome will fix up your ass call it first aid

Starting with you
I guess you were addressing me with this rhyme
First of all its not "goku"
It's NvG
As you can see
Everyone in here envies me
It's most likely
Probably possibly
Cuz my chances of winning
Is possible and probable
Compared to dudes and fools like you
Who are inhighly improbable
Tryna prove yaself with wack rhymes
Unprovable
I'm Naruto plot jutsuing through the competition
Unstoppable

Wtf you spittin bro? Ima hippy you say?
B1tch please, I run this show nigga you gay
If I'm a hippy then call me Charlie manson, your just a fukin pric ballerina dancin
You bring a lyric I bring a ryhme, you bring a knife I bring a gun every time
You say I don't fit in, but you can't matchup in the end
My d1cks like an anaconda long, thick and got your girl in a hold
Yo d1cks like a broken curly fry, small and soft cant be sold

No obstacle
Everything you just said Chris was fallible
And if you dont know what that means
That means it wasnt true
Fool
You don't run this show
You can't even walk it
Rapping bout guns man
All you do is talk it
You not anaconda thick
You earthworm limp
Thick chick on my dck and she thinks I'm a pimp

return of the resurgence
bash on anything then re-hurt it
this time this is tru no rehearsing
body any rap act on this thread aint no rebirthing

take a life without permission and not a single fvck was giving
too much single mothers and lonely children cold without no symptoms
i am something of what this thread is missing
beat you all up no dissin we just eating good on my side will broken dishes

yeah with the eyes of a killa money getting long;too strong skyscrappers
prolly go have kids with sanaa lathan later
gotta spit that real like lupe on lazers
takin names and crushing everything till im major

Now I'm on to another wimp
Just finished my apetitizer
But I'm ordering another shrimp
I'm owning another prick
I know he getting nervous
But he barely serves a purpose
So I promise it'll be quick
Faster then you can blink

Look
You not seeing me if you see me
Hearing me if you hear me
Or feeling me if you feel me
Feel me?
Well imma keep filling up my cup
And keep feasting on these noobs
Till I feel the hiccups
Big ups
To the realest nigga doing this
NvG
The realest nigga doing this

That wasn't bad at all.
___________________________
man ur rap wack
man go back for eatin a big mac
or wat eva u do
cuz hommie right here aint the place for you
and wat eva u are that aint cool
maybe u wer always the king but hommie when i am in the air i rule

You think you can fck my mom?
You think you can fck her in the bom?
You + my Mom + Bed? you fcking prat,
You can't fck, you just fat
U ripped your trousers because you sat.
It's more like me and your mom, going at it,
Taking it sloow, bit by bit,
Squeezing her nipples, sucking her left tit,
Then when i'm done with her, making her eat my shit.

Bitch.

Who this?
Another rhyme another noob
Another line I have to use
Everytime you see a dime
Or a chick you feel confused
You ain't never fckd a bitch or even sucked a boob
Ya likely to pay for ***
Or suck **** for a plate of food
You trick you stupid fool
Failing life I'm living good
You strife to be me
And you try but never could
Your a lie and I'm the truth
I eat fine you getting chewed
You could never measure up
Cuz on top is where I stood

ya raps long as hell
no need to be read
ya ass so broke
you stole free bread
wassup bro, i see you're in it to win
but i'm going to win first place
10 out of 10 it
like killer bee
ma raps are freshest
like so6p
man i'm the best
like kakashi
i see everything coming
like orochimaru
i got niggas running

Last but not least
Last course of my rap feast
Say I rap long cuz you fail to compare to my rap feats
The reason I rap long cuz my dck is long
The reason you rap short....
Well you know where I'm going
Gay parade coming soon and I heard that you going
Plenty dcks for you so I know you'll be blowing
Ya momma be hoeing
My condoms be glowing
But I like to go raw cuz my seeds I be sowing
And you know I fill her up
So ha cooch over flowing
And speaking of flows
My flow level is Asian
I owned 5 dudes
In way that's so amazing
And you know them white dudes, or "Caucasians"
Would say "sweet bro"
Id say yea "sweeter then raisins"
Stop hating
Quit debating
Ya already know who won this thread

LBeezy fck with me...

 

[10023213]

man, 1002 whatever aint shit
so many numbers to say
that i even forget
the man couldn't spell
so he had to use numbers
he's so bad
he woke me from ma slumber
but now the beast is up
and everyone is in fear
i'm feeling kinda horny
protect ya girls front and rears
but let me stop playing
when i start rapping
u nigga better start praying
ask for forgiveness
cause i'm about to kill
and leave no witness

am i supposed to reply to this
lol you replied to Chris but it sounds like it was aimed at me

 

[ChrisWolf]

am i supposed to reply to this
lol you replied to Chris but it sounds like it was aimed at me

Hes too much of a b1tch to reply to me
You both pu$$ys as we all can see
I'm the king
Diamond ring
Sects machine
You a worm
Below the norm
Abnormal merely livin what's been made formal
Check yo wallet nothin in it dust check yo fender its all rust
Me I'm fresh, new and approved fuk the rest
You try to take me you got no chance
Under any circumstance
You can be denyin what I'm supplyin, main this thread my bed
Now your girl
Will give me head

 

[NaruAwesome]

NaruvsGoku,
u wait till i leave
to grab the mic
and rap about me
i know i'm good
fuk that i'm great
the fact that i won
cancels the debate
u can't kick it with the big dog
u can't hang with the wolfs
u can't to shit
got that , understood

 

[10023213]

Hes too much of a b1tch to reply to me
You both pu$$ys as we all can see
I'm the king
Diamond ring
Sects machine
You a worm
Below the norm
Abnormal merely livin what's been made formal
Check yo wallet nothin in it dust check yo fender its all rust
Me I'm fresh, new and approved fuk the rest
You try to take me you got no chance
Under any circumstance
You can be denyin what I'm supplyin, main this thread my bed
Now your girl
Will give me head

lol you not no king
im da *** machine......beat yo girl up like badaboom bada bing
either i'll rip you to shreads, murder you, or humiliate you......no scratch that it's probably all of the above
so i guess you can say that sometimes love hurts
but if you wanna beat me thats something you should only dream of
checked yo girl....lifted up that skirt
now i bet your in awe of
someone leaving the king with his head in the dirt

excuse me i had to leave for a sec and had to make this rap kind of quick

 

[10023213]

naruAWESOME im gunna just respond to your other rap

 

[ChrisWolf]

If you do a poll and I don't win I hope either digits or naruawsome wins

 

[NaruAwesome]

I made the poll. vote for the people that u thought we good.

 

[NaruAwesome]

naruAWESOME im gunna just respond to your other rap

bring it

 

[10023213]

NaruvsGoku,
u wait till i leave
to grab the mic
and rap about me
i know i'm good
fuk that i'm great
the fact that i won
cancels the debate
u can't kick it with the big dog
u can't hang with the wolfs
u can't to shit
got that , understood

why you not responding.....you must know im bout on fire
almost done suckin da life outta you....call me vampire
you should have left this thread.......so dumb.....trippin on a cordless wire
im hot like smoke.....and im only gettin higher
you probably are top dog
lmao sometimes im also a liar
poppin yo girl p*ssy......like im poppin a zit
girl was so wet.....so i let her blow me.....call that blowdryer
murderin all these bitches.....somebody grab da medical kit

 

[NaruAwesome]

you can vote for more than 1 person

 

[NaruAwesome]

why you not responding.....you must know im bout on fire
almost done suckin da life outta you....call me vampire
you should have left this thread.......so dumb.....trippin on a cordless wire
im hot like smoke.....and im only gettin higher
you probably are top dog
lmao sometimes im also a liar
poppin yo girl p*ssy......like im poppin a zit
girl was so wet.....so i let her blow me.....call that blowdryer
murderin all these bitches.....somebody grab da medical kit

hey bro let battle
i'm getting kinda bored
let's handle this shit
ya raps kinda sore
but lets get serious
cause it game over
holy shit, you're delirious
unlucky like a 3 leaf clover
looking like some shit
i'll find in my toilet
looking like some bitch
but let's go, i'm for it

 

[10023213]

hey bro let battle
i'm getting kinda bored
let's handle this shit
ya raps kinda sore
but lets get serious
cause it game over
holy shit, you're delirious
unlucky like a 3 leaf clover
looking like some shit
i'll find in my toilet
looking like some bitch
but let's go, i'm for it

0=0 thats how much of a chance you have of beating me so you do the math
maybe i shouldn't have wrote that cuz you probably don't even know geometry
its game over?......bitch please don't make me laugh
im lookin like shit?......you've already been defeated so my win is already history
how bad should i humiliate you........and thats the only mystery
you spittin out shit faster than i can blink
she took me to her room.....then she gave me a little entertainment
beat up dat***** til daat shit turn pink
your in for embarrasement.........i made a minor arrrangment
somebody prepare the funeral
nobody can stand up to me
your only one of several
your just road kill............a ranover squirrel

 

[10023213]

im tired

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

I like to eat pie, ain't it sweet,
I like 'em more that any girl's teats,
They fill my tummy, they rock my world,
I eat and eat until I wanna hurl,

Pie is the greatest, there ain't no denying that fact,
They're larger and curvier than any girl's rack,
Pie has no equal, it is without a peer,
If you don't like pie you're just a bit queer,

Pie, pie, pie, it makes the world go round,
Humanity's greatest invention, a find so profound,
An edible art form that has no flaw,
You can eat with pudding, cream or just plain raw,

A thousand flavors, they never taste the same,
Pie is the best, the greatest, a golden brown lion's mane,
A delicacy that I eat three times a day,
And when I'm finally full, I go, hip hip hoora - FUS ROH DAH!
[/QUOTE]

Lmaoo all this dude did was rap about pie?!?! Someone give that guy a Grammy!!! He got my vote lol

Hey believe it,
I'm Uzumaki Naruto,
Oh, I'm late for class,
I gotta go,
I was Born with the Nine Tails Fox,
So Nobody can top my chakra flow,
I don't eat veggies,
but I eat alot of Ramen yo, ungh,
I will never give up, that's my nindo,
I ain't rich, but I got a lot Yen though,
I got some friends and alot a foes,
To be Hokage is my dream, if you wanna know,
oh, and if we ever spar
I'll use shadow clones, you'd think you seen a mirage,
and when you're guard is down,
I'll end the fight with a Uzumaki Barrage!

Lol he rapped like he was naruto lmfaoo give that guy a nominee!!!

Took you years to answer, hold up lemme trim ma beard
You wanna unleash the wolf that all of NB has feared?
How can i put this....
Your gay as hell
Anyone could tell
Dumb as shit
Can barely spell
Can't rhyme worth shit
Yo lines don't fit
So fat you ordered the menu
Then covered the venu
Too poor for a trash can heater
So ugly yo dawg want touch you either
You tryin to take me on with your mediocre retired old rap?
Or just lookin for a nigga to help you fap

Lol this whole rap went in liked it

Luckier than a four-leaf clova,
top down, range rova,
Somebody shoulda told ya,
no rocks, only boulda's,
I did no wrong, so what's with the cold shoulda,
I got black grizzly's, no pola's,
Keisha with me, smell her aroma,
wait, wait, betta yet, let me give ya'll a link. My rap name is A-Pauk, short for my real name Anthony Paukune. My Profile is TheJokerXIII.

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Lol again this dude killed it

NaruvsGoku,
u wait till i leave
to grab the mic
and rap about me
i know i'm good
fuk that i'm great
the fact that i won
cancels the debate
u can't kick it with the big dog
u can't hang with the wolfs
u can't to shit
got that , understood

I was working when I made that
So you can say I was working on ya
Was getting paid to rap
While I was working on ya

Lol my brain is spent
Hard to stay so innovative and creative every time I ryhme

 

[ChrisWolf]

im tired

Ready for bed after seein my lead on the poll?
I warned you man, back off slow your roll

 

[10023213]

Ready for bed after seein my lead on the poll?
I warned you man, back off slow your roll

almost
still not done yet though

EDIT:good battle btw....couldn't tell who won

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

Why isn't the scion of hentai on the poll!?! That dudes rap about pie on page 8 had me rolling!!!

 

[ChrisWolf]

Why isn't the scion of hentai on the poll!?! That dudes rap about pie on page 8 had me rolling!!!

Lol yea that was funny shit

 

[10023213]

lol can't believe i only have 2 votes