Rap Thread-Winner Gets 70 Kumi

Who had the best raps?


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LBeezy

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Wow bruh.. Where did everybody go?
 

LBeezy

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idk maybe i kilt em.......or they just forgot

EDIT: btw how was my last rap

It was NICE man!

I liked that "word to the honeysickle" line! Lol
 
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It was NICE man!

I liked that "word to the honeysickle" line! Lol

yeah i laughed at my own line before i wrote that
and smack dat ass, now watch it ripple
 

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yeah i laughed at my own line before i wrote that
and smack dat ass, now watch it ripple

Ok ok don't toot your own horn, your not bad
But for rappin I was born, So bro....you mad? :cool:
 

LBeezy

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yeah i laughed at my own line before i wrote that
and smack dat ass, now watch it ripple

Lol Only the realest, nicest, fattest of asses ripple when you smack it!! G sh*t! Lol xd

I love those types of asses.. :eek:
 

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Who the fuk are you? Yo names all digits
Compared to me in the world of ryhme your prolly just another midget
I be fukin you ho
Fukin yo mom
Fukin yo sista
And taken her ta prom
I clear the table when I roll the dice
You go for the cheese and get trapped with the mice
How do I handle this....you too fat to drop to easy to fool
Too pu$$y to rock and a useless tool
You wanna step up then spit your rhymes, while I fuk yo momma for 2 dimes
 

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Who the fuk are you? Yo names all digits
Compared to me in the world of ryhme your prolly just another midget
I be fukin you ho
Fukin yo mom
Fukin yo sista
And taken her ta prom
I clear the table when I roll the dice
You go for the cheese and get trapped with the mice
How do I handle this....you too fat to drop to easy to fool
Too pu$$y to rock and a useless tool
You wanna step up then spit your rhymes, while I fuk yo momma for 2 dimes

my name is digits cause thats all i get
you made a less then horrible rap.....clap clap clap for the handicap
you said you fvckin my mom and im like pause
for you to get any girl or even create a descent rhyme is against this worlds natural laws
i gave yo girl a gift of love
call me santa claus
you think you can beat me.....please put on your thinking cap
your like rat and im a cage.....your running straight into a trap
im beatin yo ass bad......mercyless
you don't stand a chance against me........called that helplessnes
cream all over yu girls face......playin wit my balls then said baby watch me hurdle dis
like how i beat dat P*ssy up......no forget dat i just murdered dis
 
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TheJokerXIII

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Hey believe it,
I'm Uzumaki Naruto,
Oh, I'm late for class,
I gotta go,
I was Born with the Nine Tails Fox,
So Nobody can top my chakra flow,
I don't eat veggies,
but I eat alot of Ramen yo, ungh,
I will never give up, that's my nindo,
I ain't rich, but I got a lot Yen though,
I got some friends and alot a foes,
To be Hokage is my dream, if you wanna know,
oh, and if we ever spar
I'll use shadow clones, you'd think you seen a mirage,
and when you're guard is down,
I'll end the fight with a Uzumaki Barrage!
 

NaruAwesome

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silence
the king is back
respect me
or u shall get smack
niggas i'm about to kill
no need to run
going after ya ass
gotta get this job done
once i came
ya nigga went quiet
walking into the room
niggas better stop the violence
 

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my name is digits cause thats all i get
you made a less then horrible rap.....clap clap clap for the handicap
you said you fvckin my mom and im like pause
for you to get any girl or even create a descent rhyme is against this worlds natural laws
i gave yo girl a gift of love
call me santa claus
you think you can beat me.....please put on your thinking cap
your like rat and im a cage.....your running straight into a trap
im beatin yo ass bad......mercyless
you don't stand a chance against me........called that helplessnes
cream all over yu girls face......playin wit my balls then said baby watch me hurdle dis
like how i beat dat P*ssy up......no forget dat i just murdered dis

you got the digits
as ya nb name
what u can't spell
let me bring this pain
gotta stick up ya ass
and a bat to the back
ma **** up ya girl
and she got a nice rack
nigga wanna rap
but they didn't make the cut
if i'm the dog catcher
then ya bitches are mutts
 

ChrisWolf

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my name is digits cause thats all i get
you made a less then horrible rap.....clap clap clap for the handicap
you said you fvckin my mom and im like pause
for you to get any girl or even create a descent rhyme is against this worlds natural laws
i gave yo girl a gift of love
call me santa claus
you think you can beat me.....please put on your thinking cap
your like fish and im a cage.....your running straight into a trap
im beatin yo ass bad......mercyless
you don't stand a chance against me........called that helplessnes
cream all over yu girls face......playin wit my balls then said baby watch me hurdle dis
like how i beat dat P*ssy up......no forgetdat i just murdered dis

Took you years to answer, hold up lemme trim ma beard
You wanna unleash the wolf that all of NB has feared?
How can i put this....
Your gay as hell
Anyone could tell
Dumb as shit
Can barely spell
Can't rhyme worth shit
Yo lines don't fit
So fat you ordered the menu
Then covered the venu
Too poor for a trash can heater
So ugly yo dawg want touch you either
You tryin to take me on with your mediocre retired old rap?
Or just lookin for a nigga to help you fap
 

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silence
the king is back
respect me
or u shall get smack
niggas i'm about to kill
no need to run
going after ya ass
gotta get this job done
once i came
ya nigga went quiet
walking into the room
niggas better stop the violence

lol you said the jobs already done
but in reality we all know im the only one killin these bitches fa fun
like i said-killin these bitches fa fun.....call dat my addiction
you could never get the job done......just thought that was something i should mention
you said the king is back
call dat science fiction
so lets separate opinion from fact
i fvcked yo girl......please don't overeact
but this rap thread minus you is how one should properly subtract
 

TheJokerXIII

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Luckier than a four-leaf clova,
top down, range rova,
Somebody shoulda told ya,
no rocks, only boulda's,
I did no wrong, so what's with the cold shoulda,
I got black grizzly's, no pola's,
Keisha with me, smell her aroma,

wait, wait, betta yet, let me give ya'll a link. My rap name is A-Pauk, short for my real name Anthony Paukune. My Profile is TheJokerXIII.
 

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Took you years to answer, hold up lemme trim ma beard
You wanna unleash the wolf that all of NB has feared?
How can i put this....
Your gay as hell
Anyone could tell
Dumb as shit
Can barely spell
Can't rhyme worth shit
Yo lines don't fit
So fat you ordered the menu
Then covered the venu
Too poor for a trash can heater
So ugly yo dawg want touch you either
You tryin to take me on with your mediocre retired old rap?
Or just lookin for a nigga to help you fap

man, 1002 whatever aint shit
so many numbers to say
that i even forget
the man couldn't spell
so he had to use numbers
he's so bad
he woke me from ma slumber
but now the beast is up
and everyone is in fear
i'm feeling kinda horny
protect ya girls front and rears
but let me stop playing
when i start rapping
u nigga better start praying
ask for forgiveness
cause i'm about to kill
and leave no witness
 

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Took you years to answer, hold up lemme trim ma beard
You wanna unleash the wolf that all of NB has feared?
How can i put this....
Your gay as hell
Anyone could tell
Dumb as shit
Can barely spell
Can't rhyme worth shit
Yo lines don't fit
So fat you ordered the menu
Then covered the venu
Too poor for a trash can heater
So ugly yo dawg want touch you either
You tryin to take me on with your mediocre retired old rap?
Or just lookin for a nigga to help you fap

for the last time YOU ARE NOTHING
im like a kion king......your nothin but a puppy
anyone could tell....that you should run home.......suck on her titty and cry to yu mummy
my lines do fit.......just like my d1ck
into yo girls mouth.....and she said yummy to my tummy
you comin back fa more but you can't do shit........call that a big dummy
embarresment is all you gettin from me
all of your rhymes<my one verse
and when it comes to your rhymes....lets just say that there the worst
 
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