Rap Thread-Winner Gets 70 Kumi

[NaruAwesome]

Rap Thread-Winner Wins 70 kumi
u can vote for more than 1 person

no multi posting
no spamming

POLLS WILL BE MADE ABOUT 24 HOURS FROM NOW,

winner wins title and kumi

for the sensitive people, this is not for u, if someone talks bout ya mama you don't cry or report them, you talk about them back in a rap

 

[NaruAwesome]

u guys ready

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

you already know whos winning this

and its not you......

a lil something light to start the thread off
i get a heads start before i start taking heads off

 

[NaruAwesome]

you already know whos winning this

and its not you......

a lil something light to start the thread off
i get a heads start before i start taking heads off

alright kid,
let me show u who's king
watch the throne kid
bitch kiss the ring
i'm about ta win,
cause ma flow is so hot
knock ya ass out
with a fuking stove pot

 

[Punk Hazard]

Sadpanda is gonna be pissed
when he sees we're doing this
gonna explode like art
or Homer with Bart
oh well, looks like rap is on demand
too bad its fake like the company by McMahon

 

[NaruAwesome]

Sadpanda is gonna be pissed
when he sees we're doing this
gonna explode like art
or Homer with Bart
oh well, looks like rap is on demand
too bad its fake like the company by McMahon

yeah, i asked the man to join
but he said he don't do rap
but rap is a way of speech
like two hands giving some dap
but don't mind him
lets keep rolling
man i'm getting spares and strikes
but i'm not even bowling

 

[Colonel Armstrong]

See ya, time to let him see a damn soldier
Flip your Landrover, I told ya I blam toasters
Gun pop off like the mouth of Ann Coulter
This is my gangsta religion
See I aim with precision, point blank the position
I'm black as them ancient Egyptians
Before European historians went and changed the description
I'm blamed for the 'caine in the kitchen
The C.I.A. playin with the pigeons, same pain that I'm pitchin

lol lol lol

 

[Awkward Linguist]

im ready im ready.

Now, who to rap with first .......

 

[NaruAwesome]

See ya, time to let him see a damn soldier
Flip your Landrover, I told ya I blam toasters
Gun pop off like the mouth of Ann Coulter
This is my gangsta religion
See I aim with precision, point blank the position
I'm black as them ancient Egyptians
Before European historians went and changed the description
I'm blamed for the 'caine in the kitchen
The C.I.A. playin with the pigeons, same pain that I'm pitchin

lol lol lol

i call upon you
and u answered my request
but bitch please
ya ass aint the best
ya girl can't get off me
like a drug addict and prescription
and when u asked who's her daddy
turns out that i fit the description
but enough is enough
sit ya ass down
cause you already know
that ya girl been around

 

[NaruAwesome]

im ready im ready.

Now, who to rap with first .......

damn you late
but still wanna join
ya ass jail bait
u die or live, let's flip the coin
but come on ,
i wanna see what u got
but at the end of it all
ya ass will rot

 

[SSW Imp]

Spit raps like Ricky Bobby
If you aint first you last
Get a hobby
Cause rapin' is not yo thing
So try something new Kemosabe
My raps will burn you
Just call them wasabi
You should just admit defeat
Don't be so snobby
Remember I'm the champ
I'm signin' autographs in the lobby

 

[Awkward Linguist]

i call upon you
and u answered my request
but bitch please
ya ass aint the best
ya girl can't get off me
like a drug addict and prescription
and when u asked who's her daddy
turns out that i fit the description
but enough is enough
sit ya ass down
cause you already know
that ya girl been around

hey NaruAwesome, y'all is going down on y'all ass,
just like ya fat mumma, wen she sat down too fast,
hey, did you know that you were a mistake,
everyday ur mum wishes the condom didn't break,
but now your here and it's too late,
for you to back down,
man, who is this clown,
u think u can flow,
but heres a little quid pro quo,
you think that your rap is crazy,
but you just sound lazy,
hit me back,
just wanna chat,
truly yours,
c all a ya whores!

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

alright kid,
let me show u who's king
watch the throne kid
bitch kiss the ring
i'm about ta win,
cause ma flow is so hot
knock ya ass out
with a fuking stove pot

lol ok...

cute

on my first victim
bout to whip the blade and stick him
call my 2 pits, tell um sick em
when hes laying cold and dead imma kick him
then throw him in the stove like a chicken
listen

you aint no king
no crown, no ring
you made this thread
but you aint gon' win

and just to inform
i mean no harm
but ya flows not hot
they barely luke warm

 

[NaruAwesome]

hey NaruAwesome, y'all is going down on y'all ass,
just like ya fat mumma, wen she sat down too fast,
hey, did you know that you were a mistake,
everyday ur mum wishes the condom didn't break,
but now your here and it's too late,
for you to back down,
man, who is this clown,
u think u can flow,
but heres a little quid pro quo,
you think that your rap is crazy,
but you just sound lazy,
hit me back,
just wanna chat,
truly yours,
c all a ya whores!

all shit, u think u got ryhmes
nigga i own the police
i make ya girl do time
i let her off her leash
and all over me see goes
how long will she do me
only the tootsie roll owl knows

 

[Awkward Linguist]

all shit, u think u got ryhmes
nigga i own the police
i make ya girl do time
i let her off her leash
and all over me see goes
how long will she do me
only the tootsie roll owl knows

my rhymes are sharp
ill play u like a harp
dont bother to spit u aint got shit
u think ur the best
let me start my quest
im the rap champ
il give u a cramp
go get a life
you didn't make my girl do time,
But last night i did ur wife.

 

[Colonel Armstrong]

i call upon you
and u answered my request
but bitch please
ya ass aint the best
ya girl can't get off me
like a drug addict and prescription
and when u asked who's her daddy
turns out that i fit the description
but enough is enough
sit ya ass down
cause you already know
that ya girl been around

how could you possibly stop the Apocalypse
When I’m atomic bombing the populous
Shock the metropolis hostile as a kid popping the Glock at his moms
And his pops then he hops in his drop with his iPod rocking his slaughterish
Documentation of lyrics I write with confidence
Write like a columnist slash novelist
I’m in this game to demolish, establish my dominance
Over prominent rappers you popping shit to ya opposite
I can spit ominous so spit politics
Now I’m a king with this you more like a riff raff genre, bitch!

 

[NaruAwesome]

lol ok...

cute

on my first victim
bout to whip the blade and stick him
call my 2 pits, tell um sick em
when hes laying cold and dead imma kick him
then throw him in the stove like a chicken
listen

you aint no king
no crown, no ring
you made this thread
but you aint gon' win

and just to inform
i mean no harm
but ya flows not hot
they barely luke warm[/QUOT



luke warm water
that shit just won't do
always saying ma name
nigga, i'm not caillou

but you got balls
to even say those words
i bet you watch little kids
ya nickname- perb

i'm never a vitcim
always the killer
rest in peace mj
master of the thiller

 

[NaruAwesome]

my rhymes are sharp
ill play u like a harp
dont bother to spit u aint got shit
u think ur the best
let me start my quest
im the rap champ
il give u a cramp
go get a life
you didn't make my girl do time,
But last night i did ur wife.

u did ma wife
but i'm not married
ya ass is such a kid
still waiting fa the tooth fairy

putting teeth under ya pillow
waiting for a quarter
nigga dis ma house
ya ass follow the king orders

call me your highness
or even my king
lucky this aint a boxing ring
knock ya ass out b4 the ding

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

my rhymes are sharp
ill play u like a harp
dont bother to spit u aint got shit
u think ur the best
let me start my quest
im the rap champ
il give u a cramp
go get a life
you didn't make my girl do time,
But last night i did ur wife.

ya ryhmes are dull
way to predictable
i think you should be rapping
with the handicapable
you cant compete in here with us
your incapable
unable
your internet connection should be disabled
real talk, true story, no fable
your just gonna lose, cuz youre a loser
thats your label
winning is an option
but its not available.... to you
its true

 

[NaruAwesome]

how could you possibly stop the Apocalypse
When I’m atomic bombing the populous
Shock the metropolis hostile as a kid popping the Glock at his moms
And his pops then he hops in his drop with his iPod rocking his slaughterish
Documentation of lyrics I write with confidence
Write like a columnist slash novelist
I’m in this game to demolish, establish my dominance
Over prominent rappers you popping shit to ya opposite
I can spit ominous so spit politics
Now I’m a king with this you more like a riff raff genre, bitch!

ma lyric are fresh
and ma ryhmes are hot
you can make bread with that
Apocalypse, more like not

it you're an apocalyse
then i'm the big bang
that's what ya girl said
ma name was what she sang

back the fuk back
ya breath wack as shit
ya girl want me ta do a booty call
give me an hour, let me destroy that bitch