Tomato God
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- A Bounty hunting group. (The Baroque Works was a cover up) We know that there are lots of them out there. Do they all just suck at their jobs or are they retarded?
- A knife fighter. I mean i see people with knives. I have seen dudes sharpen knives (and then get into a fist fight with that freshly sharpened knife on their belt) and carry knives into battle. But never use them as their main weapon Sanji ****ed that Spaggetti guy up with a knife.
- An attack powered by Conquerors haki. Thats like "Hey want this really cool move that will knock out everyone that wasnt a threat in the first place?'
"Hell yea" Seems dumb... Really dumb. - A powerful gun based technique. (we have seen people shoot but no special shots NOT COUNTING MR. 5 AND HIS LAME ASS ATTACKS.)
Lots of Gun users. Benn beckman, yasopp, van agur. No named moves. Really weird.. - A Blacksmith. (The Guy Kietsu who made The Cursed swords was the only named blacksmith in the series) THERE ARE LOTS OF SWORDS! NO ONE WHO MAKES A SWORD.
- Any Living Mothers of the straw hats. (all the straw hats mothers are either dead or presumed to be dead) What the actual fuck oda? Is there a reason for this?!?
- A world noble that is nice. World nobles are all 100% dicks. There were slave owners irl that were somewhat nice to the people they owned. But in One piece if you were born a world noble you are also forced to be a D-Bag 100% of the time
- Someone go for the head shot in a fight. No one. Ever. Stabs/Shoots. Someone. In. The. Head. Shingan between the eyes is a perfect way to kill anyone. But nope. No Head shots. Lucky roo.
- A swordsman decapitate someone. (Which is weird cause Zoro alone killed a lot of dudes. Like a lot)
what the actual fuck oda? - Married Couples. (There are babies. There is families. No marriages though.)... No comment oh how dumb that is...
- A Queen that is/was married and still was alive. (all married Queens are dead. Real shit. Why you hate women oda?)
If she is single though she can live *cough* boa *cough* - Someone Cash in a bounty. I mean lots of criminals. With big ass bounties. No one ever cashes in.
- A fight in doors. (arlong's fight took place mostly outside and same with crocodile.) People go in doors. Bad guys go in doors. But for some reason they always end up outside when they fight... Lots of fights.
- an Assassin ASSASSINATE SOMEONE I mean robin is literally an assassin. But she has never stealth killed someone ever. Always an upfront fist fight. Never just a sneaky stab in the back. And the one time she does assassinate someone Luffy and Crew stop her and the CP9. NEVER EVEN HEARD ABOUT THAT SHIT! The CP9 a group of assassins never actually was talked about who they assassinated. Only when lucci murdered all those hostages.
- Someone get seriously hurt. By falling. I mean at one point they fell from the sky. Throw out of buildings. AND KICKED OFF OF BUILDINGS. But no... falling.. .means nothing... Usopp at the trial of balls
- A gun kill someone. Another you think we'd see all the time cause ya know we see shooting all the time. But nope. Nope. Fucking nope belemere.
- A aquatic (Land breathing) zoan. I mean fish are animals right? But you can't see a Turtle zoan for some reason. Cause thats not cool bruh.There was a turtle
Probably will add more later but for now thats the end of this rant.
Whats the actual fuck oda? This is all common stuff that should be a thing.
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