Lunar Jack:
*runs straight forward not thinking about where we'll end up and when the water is a mere puddle under my feet I slow down to a walk.*
Idea...
*I open up her bag and dig around in it until I find a rope, then through whatever means necessary I wrap the rope around her waist and mine while she is leaned on my back. Successfully tying her to my back.*
This'll be easier to carry you around...
*arches my back a little letting you lie down on my back and I turn back in the direction of where we were walking and walk off in that direction*