this one's not actually dumb, but made me laugh
"Yeah, yeah, Sasuke is the God of all Creation, the only true God! He will get Sharinnegan in a platinum plate, will get Mokuton, will get Uzumaki clan's long lifespan and turn it into immortality and eternal youth because he's Sasuke, will get 9000 gates instead of 8 and won't die for opening any, will get Hyouton (Haku's ice ability), will get Guren's Shouton (Crystal release) even if it's not canon, but as he is Sasuke, he will get it, he will get Orochimaru's unsealed snake-d*ck, will get a death note, will get a baseball bat, will get Sakura's whole, will be able to create Jupiter-sized planets from Chibaku Tensei, will be able to use Katon to spit out Suns, will be able to create thunderstorms throughout the universe with Raiton and in the end he'll fall down some stairs, break his neck and f*cking kill himself! --'"
this one's not actually dumb, but made me laugh
"Yeah, yeah, Sasuke is the God of all Creation, the only true God! He will get Sharinnegan in a platinum plate, will get Mokuton, will get Uzumaki clan's long lifespan and turn it into immortality and eternal youth because he's Sasuke, will get 9000 gates instead of 8 and won't die for opening any, will get Hyouton (Haku's ice ability), will get Guren's Shouton (Crystal release) even if it's not canon, but as he is Sasuke, he will get it, he will get Orochimaru's unsealed snake-d*ck, will get a death note, will get a baseball bat, will get Sakura's whole, will be able to create Jupiter-sized planets from Chibaku Tensei, will be able to use Katon to spit out Suns, will be able to create thunderstorms throughout the universe with Raiton and in the end he'll fall down some stairs, break his neck and f*cking kill himself! --'"
