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Guys help me. >.>

How to argument further on when someone tells you to calm your tits while you aren't even slightly angered? ~_~

OR

When they ask; Are you on your period?



I feel insulted and speechless when both sentences are being used against me. ( ._.)
 

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Guys help me. >.>

How to argument further on when someone tells you to calm your tits while you aren't even slightly angered? ~_~

OR

When they ask; Are you on your period?



I feel insulted and speechless when both sentences are being used against me. ( ._.)

"Are you on your period?" ---> "Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe **** yourself" =D

"Calm your tits" ---> " How could I ever be even agitated by something the likes of you said" huehuehue
 

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Can I also use that irl? Like against emo guys and dumb blondes? >_>

I can easily go offline or skip to another thread on here! :scorps:
 

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Idk about using that in real life, only makes you sound mad...
 

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Can I also use that irl? Like against emo guys and dumb blondes? >_>

I can easily go offline or skip to another thread on here! :scorps:

Of course. Just say it in a calm way to piss them off huehuehue

Idk about using that in real life, only makes you sound mad...

It's all about how you say what you say.
 

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^ L- Like Franky does! :x3:

I can see where you got that laugh from! xD

Idk about using that in real life, only makes you sound mad...

Ikr. >.> After that it makes me pretty angry. Lol

But he meant in a sarcastic way. I now get it! :p
 

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"Are you on your period?" Stop stealing your doctor's lines, gender bender.

But that only works if it's a boy. ( ._.)

Though you can always just ignore them.
 
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"Are you on your period?" Stop stealing your doctor's lines, gender bender.

But that only works if it's a boy. ( ._.)
That is a nice one. ( ._.)

So .. You were here like twelve minutes here and wrote less than 3 lines? >.>
Something wrong Yama? U-U

OT; I know most of the people using one of those sentences are trying to find a way to get out of an argument.
How do I keep them argumenting without challenging anyone by going off-topic?

These lines are OK and really good. But I don't wanna *****-fight. :shy:
 

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That is a nice one. ( ._.)

So .. You were here like twelve minutes here and wrote less than 3 lines? >.>
Something wrong Yama? U-U

OT; I know most of the people using one of those sentences are trying to find a way to get out of an argument.
How do I keep them argumenting without challenging anyone by going off-topic?

These lines are OK and really good. But I don't wanna *****-fight. :shy:

Then it's simple --> "I am perfectly calm. You on the other hand are trying to escape the argument. Don't you have any arguments?"

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That is a nice one. ( ._.)

So .. You were here like twelve minutes here and wrote less than 3 lines? >.>
Something wrong Yama? U-U

OT; I know most of the people using one of those sentences are trying to find a way to get out of an argument.
How do I keep them argumenting without challenging anyone by going off-topic?

These lines are OK and really good. But I don't wanna *****-fight. :shy:


Calm your tits:

Did you go "Oh!" when you said that? Now that you're old enough to say the word tit, I bet it feels good now that it's one less thing off your chest. One more to go go. x)

Only works if it's a boy. It's more effective if it's a boy. (._. )

Calm your tits:

I bet both your balls popped when you said tit, stay calm and let mommy explain.

Are you on your period:

Why? Are you a tramp vamp?

^ That's the girl version.




Some things are very easy to retort, some not. But don't talk to me about time-limit, I just woke up and decided to try and come up with something good to help you! :dafq: And of course, there's no way I'm doing other things. :rolleyes:


Also, that all depends on what that person says next. It's a bit difficult to retort without going off-topic, cause you're going to be going off-topic. ._.
 
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Are you on your period?

"no, you are just extermly pathetic"

Calm your tits!

"Grow some balls!"

or

"i can't, their laughing cause you're never gonna see them"

if its a girl i have no idea what to say lol
 

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"Are you on your period?" Even my period is more original than you are, at least it occurs once a month, your joke occurs once an hour.
 

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That is a nice one. ( ._.)

So .. You were here like twelve minutes here and wrote less than 3 lines? >.>
Something wrong Yama? U-U

OT; I know most of the people using one of those sentences are trying to find a way to get out of an argument.
How do I keep them argumenting without challenging anyone by going off-topic?

These lines are OK and really good. But I don't wanna *****-fight. :shy:

'Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is' - this used to be my signature line lol. But it was stolen.

But if it's a girl 'The only positive thing about you is your HIV status' - though I don't insult them.

If you wish for comebacks in arguement, can't do. I never really argue that much, I only say few words and then the person shuts up. My curse is my beautiful tongue.​
 

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Do what my sister does.

She smiles, almost maniacally and words the choiciest abuses humanely possible, smiling innocently all the way.
 

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For first tell them, that 'yes they are ice cold, why don't you just try them out', on second tell them,' that Yes I am you want to lick that nice thingy?"
I hope this insult was enough.:skorm:
 

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i've always used this don't get mad get even.

people who bash other people are just plain ignorant c u next tuesday's and there parents should have beaten some respect into them and manners.
 
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