Putin Banned From 'Mighty Taco' Restaurant

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BUFFALO, N.Y. (AP) — Hey Putin, don't even think about ordering a Super Mighty in Buffalo.

Mighty Taco, a Buffalo-based chain of Mexican fast-foot restaurants, has banned Russian President Vladimir Putin from all of the company's 23 locations in western New York.

The company known for its quirky ads announced on social media this week that effective immediately, Putin is banned from Mighty Taco for seizing Crimea from Ukraine. Mighty Taco's posting says Putin may be ordering around Crimea, but he won't be ordering a Super Mighty, one of the chain's most popular menu items.

The posting, which features a red-tinted photo of a gesticulating Putin, says he'll be "welcomed back" at Mighty Taco when he stops acting like a bully and "picking on people."
 

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What the hell you on about?.
 

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Oh jeez,they didn't know what they did...
Ww3 battle for the mighty taco.
As the power given to the mighty taco went to its head.
It continued banning important people from countries.
Now,the whole world has created a alliance against the plan of the mighty taco.
The mighty taco needs to ban the 9 most important people in the world.
With only 2 left,the queen of the uk and barrack Obama,once the mighty taco banned all 9.
A mythical creature will be born,the 10 flavoured taco.
It will cast a massive ban upon the world,causing nobody to be able to eat tacos ever again.
 

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Oh they funny. Next is McDonald.

No McChicken for Putin!!!!!

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where's the taco place's uber kawaii prosecutor?
 

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#realtalk putin senpai is gonna win all of em over by unleashing natalia-chan.
 

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Okay, I live in America and have never heard of this place. I'm sure Putin in Russia isn't losing any sleep over this.
 

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Better have self respect and do whatever is good for you than doing what pleases murica.
crimea > random taco
 

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These sanctions are getting scary

 
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