[Psychology Counselling]

[Sterling Malory Archer]

:Rules upon entering the Clinic:
~Please maintain a sense of RP to your bio character~
~I do not charge people~
~I shall assist you as soon as I can~
~If you wish to become an assistant, please VM me~
~No Violence at all. Only Violence accepted is the treatment done by me and my assistants~
~You enter my clinic at YOUR own risk~

:Staff Listings:
-Head Psyche | ~CoOkie Monster~

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Welcome to my Clinic. My name is Patrick Jane.
I am here to help you...if you need it. Please state your case.​

 

[Omnom]

Kimimaro:

"I have an uncontrollable lust to kill people..."

 

[-Jiraiya-]

^ Jiraiya: I am Obsessed with boobs i have uncontrollable urge to peek at bathing girls

 

[Sterling Malory Archer]

Kimimaro:

"I have an uncontrollable lust to kill people..."

Where does this lust come from? If you've killed people, how did it make you feel? Relieved? or Stressed?

Treatment:

If it makes you feel:

Relieved: Take some time away from society. Try to find a new stress reliever, such as slicing up rocks. Find a substitute for normal people.

Stressed: Visit the kage. Stay new ninjas that you know are above your level and can easily defeat you. This will help relax your body and still your impulses.​

 

[mehmetcan]

naruto

im obsessed to be a hokage but im not even a chunnin yet..

 

[Urda]

Fumio Suzuki: "My toes go that way"

 

[Sterling Malory Archer]

^ Jiraiya: I am Obsessed with boobs i have uncontrollable urge to peek at bathing girls

That is because you grew up in an environment surrounded by men or toads.

It is perfectly natural to be attracted to breasts. You're a Sannin. You fought in a war. Your body and mind is used to taking opportunities when they arise .​

naruto

im obsessed to be a hokage but im not even a chunnin yet..

You have a very acceptable reason for still being a Chunnin.

As I've seen in Kishi's manga, your progress easily surpasses that of a Chunnin.

When the time is right, you will achieve your lifetime dream which was instilled by your parents.​

 

[-Jiraiya-]

That is because you grew up in an environment surrounded by men or toads.

It is perfectly natural to be attracted to breasts. You're a Sannin. You fought in a war. Your body and mind is used to taking opportunities when they arise .​

^ Jiraiya: But Dr., all the round spherical things seems like boobs to me. Although i did train with train with toads for sometime, i had flat chested Tsunade to keep me company but now i returned some time back to village and whoa.., Tsunade's have gotten bigger. And my obsession grew even more.... Is there any cure to lessen the thoughts or obsession?

 

[Rasnall]

I once punched a bear O_O and loved it

 

[Pervyy]

Natsu: I need a rival.... someone to get me fired up!!!

 

[Sterling Malory Archer]

^ Jiraiya: But Dr., all the round spherical things seems like boobs to me. Although i did train with train with toads for sometime, i had flat chested Tsunade to keep me company but now i returned some time back to village and whoa.., Tsunade's have gotten bigger. And my obsession grew even more.... Is there any cure to lessen the thoughts or obsession?

Do not think of it as something wrong. I am also in love with Tsunade's unnaturally humongous breasts that walk through doors before she does. Just enjoy the view and try not to get pulverized like last time.​

Natsu: I need a rival.... someone to get me fired up!!!

If you would like, I can organize an opponent to suit your flaming need to fight someone.​

 

[Alternative]

"I run an anti-foreigner faction to fight against those people who are conceited with the government, and I have a tendency for using many explosives. Those government dogs will be punish for running things wrongly!"

 

[Rasnall]

Natsu: I need a rival.... someone to get me fired up!!!

FIGHT ME!!!!! when I get home ^^

 

[-Jiraiya-]

Do not think of it as something wrong. I am also in love with Tsunade's unnaturally humongous breasts that walk through doors before she does. Just enjoy the view and try not to get pulverized like last time.​

^ Jiraiya: thankx for advice doc... I will continue with my research... "Hello excuse me ladies... Will you show me the way to sake bar..." eeewww... Aaaa... *censored*

 

[Zwei]

Jin:
I have a demon inside myself. and i cant seem to controll it..

 

[Sterling Malory Archer]

Jin:
I have a demon inside myself. and i cant seem to controll it..

We all have our inner demons young one.
My advice to you, is to try to strengthen what he uses to control you. Strengthen your mind through heavy meditation. Try a self-exorcism technique. Strengthen your mind to suppress the demon​

 

[Pervyy]

Do not think of it as something wrong. I am also in love with Tsunade's unnaturally humongous breasts that walk through doors before she does. Just enjoy the view and try not to get pulverized like last time.



If you would like, I can organize an opponent to suit your flaming need to fight someone.​

Natsu: Hell yeh!!! I'm all fired up!!!

 

[Zwei]

We all have our inner demons young one.
My advice to you, is to try to strengthen what he uses to control you. Strengthen your mind through heavy meditation. Try a self-exorcism technique. Strengthen your mind to suppress the demon​

Jin:
alright. The thing is...i got this demon-no, half of the demon..from my father.
the problem is, i want to end the bloodline of my family.

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-Ryu begins to randomly enters the clinic-

Ryu:
hello, sir. i have some problems. The thing is that i somehow always face so different opponents, from Comic heroes, to japanese anime characters, and simply other fighters such as people that uses the power of the devil. tell me, whats the cause of this? O_O​

 

[Sterling Malory Archer]

Jin:
alright. The thing is...i got this demon-no, half of the demon..from my father.
the problem is, i want to end the bloodline of my family.​

Ok Jin. There's no sugarcoating in my clinic. So the only option for you to be able to do what you desire is a Vasectomy. Or you can try to seduce Tsunade-sama to organize some kind of medical technique on you that could engineer your genetic codings​

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-Ryu begins to randomly enters the clinic-

Ryu:
hello, sir. i have some problems. The thing is that i somehow always face so different opponents, from Comic heroes, to japanese anime characters, and simply other fighters such as people that uses the power of the devil. tell me, whats the cause of this? O_O

Haha. That is because you are the Superman of Asia. You are the front cover to most fighting games. There's nobody that doesn't know you that plays street fighter. You are the main character.​

 

[Zwei]

Ok Jin. There's no sugarcoating in my clinic. So the only option for you to be able to do what you desire is a Vasectomy. Or you can try to seduce Tsunade-sama to organize some kind of medical technique on you that could engineer your genetic codings​

Jin:
O_O errgh. no thank you. i'd rather finish my parents off then finish myself off, or just die with no wife, girlfriend, on old age. ​

Haha. That is because you are the Superman of Asia. You are the front cover to most fighting games. There's nobody that doesn't know you that plays street fighter. You are the main character.​

Ryu:
But it suuuuucks! T^T i cant even enjoy some privacy without being challenged by a Blonde Ninja boy, or a Green gigantic muscular man, or a Family-Devillic-obsessed man!

Jin:
HEY! YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH,MM'KAY?

Ryu:
:T_T:

Jin:
>:[​