Proof That Goku Shits on Superman

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Alright, NB fans, I'm about to lay down some math shit to definitively find out who the is the strongest. Unlike most of these posts, I'm not gonna rely on "how much they can lift" bullshit. I'm gonna go off of PUNCH FORCE. Let's start with some FACTS
>The average human has a powerlevel of 5
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>The average person weighs about 175 pounds and can punch with about 40 lbs of force (or 392 Newtons for all you physics types)
>Superman weighs 225 lbs (102.3 kg)
>Superman can accelerate his punches to the speed of light (299,792,458 m/s)

Let's say that supes flys at you at light speed with his fist aimed right at you:
F=ma
F=102.3*299,792,458
F=30,668,768,351.1 N

Using the points (0,0) and (5,392) we'll make a quadratic regression. Linear regressions are for idiots who think that powerlevels go in a straight line. This could not POSSIBLY be true, because that would imply a huge mess with the relationship of strength.

Now we have the equation: F=15.68PL^2 (easy, right?)
Let's test the new formula on Hercule from the cell games. While trying to show off for everybody (Cell included) Hercule tries to smash through a bunch of standard martial arts tiles. he makes it through 14, to be exact. Each standard tile is made to withstand up to 80 lbs (355.857728 N) of force. This all adds up to about 4982 N necessary to break through 14.

4982=15.68PL^2
317.729591837=PL^2
PL=17.825 Sounds about right, doesn't it?

Time to plug Supes into the equation:
30,668,768,351.1=15.68PL^2
1,955,916,348.92=PL^2
PL=44,225.75

Here's the final tally:
>Average Joe: 5
>Hercule: 18
>Radditz: 1,200
>Superman: 44,226
>Krillin: 75,000
>Normal Goku: 3,000,000
>Frieza: 120,000,000
>Super Saiyan Goku: 150,000,000


Superman would lose to Krillin :kaito:
 

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I had no idea that there was a need for proof for anyone to believe goku shits on superman even kids in Africa know this lol


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Goku is behind God.
 

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Holy hell. Thats some math 0.o But Goku rapes the whole entire justice leaugue
 

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I had no idea that there was a need for proof for anyone to believe goku shits on superman even kids in Africa know this lol


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^ this. but your logic is frankly infallible. serious rep dude
 

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This is just sad. Sorry, I know you put effort and everything but was this thread really needed? They're two different heroes man.
 

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Shitty thread, every one knows this.
 

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I've read statistics that prove that base goku beasts pre crisis superman. And pre crisis superman is what the arguments usually refer to, which is a fair fight to be honest. Most people who say goku shits on him don't even know what pre crisis means.
 

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HERE I COME TO DISPROVE MY OWN THREAD!

 

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broly destroys the galaxy both of them die. just sayan
 

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Superman wins this. We discussed this before. Superman can tank everything Goku throws at him, Superman towed 100 planets at the same time? Don't piss me of. Superman travelled faster than the speed of light for crying out loud!
 

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How do you know it's a quadratic function instead of a cubic function? How do you know such a function even exists?

I WANT SOLID PROOF, DAMNIT!
 

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mind if i use this?
and thank you for the detailed explanation +rep
 

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Well Goku winning was obvious, but your mathematics work was great and well done. +rep
 

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It depends on which Superman, if we use Superman and Goku at their strongest forms Superman Prime 1 million defeats Goku no diff.

Pre-Crisis also defeats him low diff.
 
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