Hasisas
Member
- Joined
- Jun 8, 2010
- Messages
- 293
- Reaction score
- 44
After long time I diceded to write another prediction. Hip hip hooray!
Sry for bad english ;(.
Warning/achtung/предупреждение haters, I am getting tired of you neg repping me so if you come here just to do I'll just ask to get out. I dont mean to say anything bad about you favs, so just take it lightly.
*Chapter starts with Madara powering up*
Madara: I finally undertood everything! Now I have ultimate power!
*Madara power ups and his hair becomes yellow!*
Madara: I finally obtained saiyan DNA, now you stand no chance.
*Naruto and Sasuke be like*
[video=youtube;pWJkpdXmjqY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWJkpdXmjqY[/video]
*flashback of Kaguya*
Alien ship crashes into earth and we see young Kaguya.
Kaguya hits her head while atempting to get out of ship.
She wakes up in bed with Don Kononji(she is naked and most likely banged)
*9 months later*
She gives birth to Hagomoro and Shinigami(Father had to do some stuff with spirits).
*Don Kanonji runs away*
Kaguya is angry and wants to destroy everything!
Her power level is over 9000!!!
*Flashback ends*
Everyone cant believe that they see.
Madara becomes hermaphrodite.
Sasuke: damn it, he is sexy.
Naruto: we dont have time for this, we gotta kill him.
Sasuke: but, but...
Naruto: enough, after we kill him I'll make clones with chakra hands and stuff so you can play with them all night long.
Sasuke: wohoo!
Madara(thinking): they remind me and Hashirama in yound days. I used to play with his wood...oh old good days...
Naruto: hey, whats that thing in your pants growing?
Sasuke: be careful Naruto, I can see a lot of chakra in his pants, its probably some rinnegan jutsu.
Madara starts to collect energy for spirit bomb no jutsu!
Naruto: Saiken, I need your power!
Saiken: k boss!
Naruto: sticky slime rasenshurinken!
*Sasuke becomes wet*
Naruto: take dat, you bastard!
Sasuke: it's my time to use new techniques!
Sasuke: Rinnegan genjutsu. Double penetration. In this genjutsu I can break your mind and body, 1 second is equal to 1 month!
Madara: What? Its like Tsukyomi but better!
Sasuku: Now youre dead man!
*2 Sasukes **** Madara but sudenly everything changes*
Madara: How do you like it now? Ha.
Sasuke ends genjutsu.
Sasuke: bastard.
Naruto: dat spirit bomb, we got to stop it!
Madara: it's too late, I will destroy whole planet!
Naruto/Sasuke: No way!(look above)
*Madara pushes spirit bomb into planets core*
Madara: It's over now whole planet will be destroyed after 10 mins. MUHAHAHA!
(10 mins will be about 40-50 chapters)
Naruto: Tobirama/Dad teleport everyone into Kamui dimension or planet Namek, we have no other choice.
Tobirama/Minato: aye boss.
*Tobirama teleports to Kamui dimension*
Tobirama: oh boy, this is... Obito what the **** are you doing?
We see unconsious Sakura with Rin photo on her face naked and gettin ****ed by Obito!
Obito: I can explain everything!
Lets skip whole Madara getting defeated thing.
*1 year later*
Most of shinobis died.
In planet Namek.
Rock Lee: we fianlly did it! We collected all 2 so6p balls, now we can bring back our planet and ressuruct our saviors Naruto and his less useful boyfriend Sasuke!
*God is summoned*
God: I cant bring Naruto back he is still Alive!
Everyone: no way!(look above)
*Naruto manga ends but end means new begining*
*Kishi starts new Naruto Z manga!*
Sry for bad english ;(.
Warning/achtung/предупреждение haters, I am getting tired of you neg repping me so if you come here just to do I'll just ask to get out. I dont mean to say anything bad about you favs, so just take it lightly.
*Chapter starts with Madara powering up*
Madara: I finally undertood everything! Now I have ultimate power!
*Madara power ups and his hair becomes yellow!*
Madara: I finally obtained saiyan DNA, now you stand no chance.
*Naruto and Sasuke be like*
[video=youtube;pWJkpdXmjqY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWJkpdXmjqY[/video]
*flashback of Kaguya*
Alien ship crashes into earth and we see young Kaguya.
Kaguya hits her head while atempting to get out of ship.
She wakes up in bed with Don Kononji(she is naked and most likely banged)
*9 months later*
She gives birth to Hagomoro and Shinigami(Father had to do some stuff with spirits).
*Don Kanonji runs away*
Kaguya is angry and wants to destroy everything!
Her power level is over 9000!!!
*Flashback ends*
Everyone cant believe that they see.
Madara becomes hermaphrodite.
Sasuke: damn it, he is sexy.
Naruto: we dont have time for this, we gotta kill him.
Sasuke: but, but...
Naruto: enough, after we kill him I'll make clones with chakra hands and stuff so you can play with them all night long.
Sasuke: wohoo!
Madara(thinking): they remind me and Hashirama in yound days. I used to play with his wood...oh old good days...
Naruto: hey, whats that thing in your pants growing?
Sasuke: be careful Naruto, I can see a lot of chakra in his pants, its probably some rinnegan jutsu.
Madara starts to collect energy for spirit bomb no jutsu!
Naruto: Saiken, I need your power!
Saiken: k boss!
Naruto: sticky slime rasenshurinken!
*Sasuke becomes wet*
Naruto: take dat, you bastard!
Sasuke: it's my time to use new techniques!
Sasuke: Rinnegan genjutsu. Double penetration. In this genjutsu I can break your mind and body, 1 second is equal to 1 month!
Madara: What? Its like Tsukyomi but better!
Sasuku: Now youre dead man!
*2 Sasukes **** Madara but sudenly everything changes*
Madara: How do you like it now? Ha.
Sasuke ends genjutsu.
Sasuke: bastard.
Naruto: dat spirit bomb, we got to stop it!
Madara: it's too late, I will destroy whole planet!
Naruto/Sasuke: No way!(look above)
*Madara pushes spirit bomb into planets core*
Madara: It's over now whole planet will be destroyed after 10 mins. MUHAHAHA!
(10 mins will be about 40-50 chapters)
Naruto: Tobirama/Dad teleport everyone into Kamui dimension or planet Namek, we have no other choice.
Tobirama/Minato: aye boss.
*Tobirama teleports to Kamui dimension*
Tobirama: oh boy, this is... Obito what the **** are you doing?
We see unconsious Sakura with Rin photo on her face naked and gettin ****ed by Obito!
Obito: I can explain everything!
Lets skip whole Madara getting defeated thing.
*1 year later*
Most of shinobis died.
In planet Namek.
Rock Lee: we fianlly did it! We collected all 2 so6p balls, now we can bring back our planet and ressuruct our saviors Naruto and his less useful boyfriend Sasuke!
*God is summoned*
God: I cant bring Naruto back he is still Alive!
Everyone: no way!(look above)
*Naruto manga ends but end means new begining*
*Kishi starts new Naruto Z manga!*
