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This is a fun thread. I tried my best to make you laugh. Hope you like it 
No ill-feelings towards the characters
No ill-feelings towards the characters( ) : Actions
[ ] : Thoughts
( scene shows Manda version 2 slithering through the battlefield towards the big tree )
( Team taka, Orochimaru and Kabuto are shown standing on the Manda )
( Sasuke's rinnegan is shown )
Sasuke : [ who's that? ]
( OST : a pervy music )
( a girl is shown in bikini with wind brushing through her hair )
( the girl is sitting on a huge pot )
Girl : ( gets down. shows thumb in the front direction ) Lift!! Lift!!
Karin : Who's that weirdo?
Suigetsu : ?!!
Juugo/Oro/Kabuto : ....
Sasuke : She's.... (Sasuke blinks his eyes three four times )... Tenten?
Tenten : ( in clothes with two ponys on her head ) Sasuke, take me with you
Sasuke : ?!!
Karin : WTF? How dare you speak so directly with my Sasuke? Sasuke, how the fvck you know her?
Sasuke : .... Kabuto!! what did you do to me?
Kabuto : Kukukukukuku....XD Nothing. U_U
Oro : What happened Sasuke-kuuuuuun?
Sasuke : Don't come close to me!! I can see through your body lust.
Oro : OK ( sits in one corner ) [ plan B.... ]
Tenten : Sasuke, this is the sage's tool which can seal Madara's aSs, I can use it efficiently.
Suigetsu : ?!!
Sasuke : But I.... I just awakened my new Rinnegan?
Tenten : So? Even I trained to master this tool until you arrived. YOLO
Sasuke : ?!!!
Suigetsu : You what? You mastered Sage's tool?
Karin : Hey weirdo, you dare talk to my Sasuke like that!!!
Juugo : Karin, she haven't replied your previous comment. Take this ( Juugo hands over Reds Bull and ties Karin's hand to Manda's horn )
Tenten : Sasuke, did you mastered the six techniques of the rinnegan?
Sasuke : There are SIX abilities of Rinnegan?!! I didn't know that.
Suigetsu : She even knows that. Hey babes, Wanna sign this contract?
Tenten : ( looks at the contract ) Seven Ninja Swordsmen Night Club?
Suigetsu : You can show off your swordsmanship while pole dancing as well.
Tenten : Really?!! ( bites her finger and puts the blood mark )
Suigetsu : Haven't you learned how to sign?
Tenten : .....
Suigetsu : Never mind
Karin : (still drinking the red bull while looking at Sasuke) Gulp gulp (angry face but still drinking )
( Sasuke is sulking with lack of knowledge over rinnegan )
Sasuke : ( stands up ) Tenten, teach me the rinnegan techniques.
Tenten : Shaaaaadddddaaaaaapppp. I'm gonna seal Madara.
Sasuke : Okkk but atleast tell me...
Tenten : Nahh I ain't have time for that.
Karin : gulp gulp gulp gulp
Suigetsu : [ She's talking back at Sasuke? Sasuke? Sasuke? She's good. I might fell in love with her ] Umm... Ten.. ten
Sasuke : But I want to know...
Tenten : I said NO
Karin : gulp gulp gulp gulp
Sasuke : how this sealing pot works? That's what I wanna know.
Tenten : Oh. that. I can tell you that.
Karin : ( slams the Can on the sealing pot ) Sasuke!!
Sasuke : Ka- UMMMMMMMM
( Tenten suddenly shuts his mouth with a deep long kiss )
Suigetsu : ?!! ( falls )[ My future wife!!! ]
Juugo : ?!! ( jumps from Manda and dies under Manda's feet )
Oro : Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Kabuto : My job's done. Kukukukukuku. Orochimaru, you lost.
Karin : ?!!!! ( crushes the can ) You damn b1tch!!!!
( tenten continues kissing Sasuke )
Sasuke : Ummmmmmmmm ( widens rinnegan and mistakenly uses Bansho tenin on tenten ) ?!!
( Karin walks towards Sasuke and tenten and tries to pull each other away but fails )
Tenten : Ummmmmm....
( finally they gets separated )
Oro : ( slams his fist on sealing pot ) Kill that damn leaf lesbo! Karin
Karin : Right!
( Karin is pulled into the pot and seals away )
Sasuke : ?
Suigetsu/Oro : ?!
Sasuke : ( looks at tenten ) you? you saved me before?
Tenten : yeah so?
Sasuke : I'm in debt. ( cries a bucket of tears )
Suigetsu : You damned b1tch, you ditched me!!
Tenten : chill out crybabies. I wanted Sasuke's rinnegan and his body as a bait to lure Madara's Homo-mode for his response to seal his ass.
Oro/Suigetsu : ?!!
Oro : You dare make that move using my Sasuke!!
Suigetsu : You're so twisted!!!
Oro : (place hand on the pot) Let's seal her Suigetsu
Suigetsu : (places hand on the pot) On the mark!
Oro : three!!
( both of them gets sealed )
Sasuke : What the fvck?
Tenten : Ok, that's enough training for you. Now don't fail in the real test. Haaiiiii ( stamps her leg on Manda to speed up )
[ ] : Thoughts
( scene shows Manda version 2 slithering through the battlefield towards the big tree )
( Team taka, Orochimaru and Kabuto are shown standing on the Manda )
( Sasuke's rinnegan is shown )
Sasuke : [ who's that? ]
( OST : a pervy music )
( a girl is shown in bikini with wind brushing through her hair )
( the girl is sitting on a huge pot )
Girl : ( gets down. shows thumb in the front direction ) Lift!! Lift!!
Karin : Who's that weirdo?
Suigetsu : ?!!
Juugo/Oro/Kabuto : ....
Sasuke : She's.... (Sasuke blinks his eyes three four times )... Tenten?
Tenten : ( in clothes with two ponys on her head ) Sasuke, take me with you
Sasuke : ?!!
Karin : WTF? How dare you speak so directly with my Sasuke? Sasuke, how the fvck you know her?
Sasuke : .... Kabuto!! what did you do to me?
Kabuto : Kukukukukuku....XD Nothing. U_U
Oro : What happened Sasuke-kuuuuuun?
Sasuke : Don't come close to me!! I can see through your body lust.
Oro : OK ( sits in one corner ) [ plan B.... ]
Tenten : Sasuke, this is the sage's tool which can seal Madara's aSs, I can use it efficiently.
Suigetsu : ?!!
Sasuke : But I.... I just awakened my new Rinnegan?
Tenten : So? Even I trained to master this tool until you arrived. YOLO
Sasuke : ?!!!
Suigetsu : You what? You mastered Sage's tool?
Karin : Hey weirdo, you dare talk to my Sasuke like that!!!
Juugo : Karin, she haven't replied your previous comment. Take this ( Juugo hands over Reds Bull and ties Karin's hand to Manda's horn )
Tenten : Sasuke, did you mastered the six techniques of the rinnegan?
Sasuke : There are SIX abilities of Rinnegan?!! I didn't know that.
Suigetsu : She even knows that. Hey babes, Wanna sign this contract?
Tenten : ( looks at the contract ) Seven Ninja Swordsmen Night Club?
Suigetsu : You can show off your swordsmanship while pole dancing as well.
Tenten : Really?!! ( bites her finger and puts the blood mark )
Suigetsu : Haven't you learned how to sign?
Tenten : .....
Suigetsu : Never mind
Karin : (still drinking the red bull while looking at Sasuke) Gulp gulp (angry face but still drinking )
( Sasuke is sulking with lack of knowledge over rinnegan )
Sasuke : ( stands up ) Tenten, teach me the rinnegan techniques.
Tenten : Shaaaaadddddaaaaaapppp. I'm gonna seal Madara.
Sasuke : Okkk but atleast tell me...
Tenten : Nahh I ain't have time for that.
Karin : gulp gulp gulp gulp
Suigetsu : [ She's talking back at Sasuke? Sasuke? Sasuke? She's good. I might fell in love with her ] Umm... Ten.. ten
Sasuke : But I want to know...
Tenten : I said NO
Karin : gulp gulp gulp gulp
Sasuke : how this sealing pot works? That's what I wanna know.
Tenten : Oh. that. I can tell you that.
Karin : ( slams the Can on the sealing pot ) Sasuke!!
Sasuke : Ka- UMMMMMMMM
( Tenten suddenly shuts his mouth with a deep long kiss )
Suigetsu : ?!! ( falls )[ My future wife!!! ]
Juugo : ?!! ( jumps from Manda and dies under Manda's feet )
Oro : Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Kabuto : My job's done. Kukukukukuku. Orochimaru, you lost.
Karin : ?!!!! ( crushes the can ) You damn b1tch!!!!
( tenten continues kissing Sasuke )
Sasuke : Ummmmmmmmm ( widens rinnegan and mistakenly uses Bansho tenin on tenten ) ?!!
( Karin walks towards Sasuke and tenten and tries to pull each other away but fails )
Tenten : Ummmmmm....
( finally they gets separated )
Oro : ( slams his fist on sealing pot ) Kill that damn leaf lesbo! Karin
Karin : Right!
( Karin is pulled into the pot and seals away )
Sasuke : ?
Suigetsu/Oro : ?!
Sasuke : ( looks at tenten ) you? you saved me before?
Tenten : yeah so?
Sasuke : I'm in debt. ( cries a bucket of tears )
Suigetsu : You damned b1tch, you ditched me!!
Tenten : chill out crybabies. I wanted Sasuke's rinnegan and his body as a bait to lure Madara's Homo-mode for his response to seal his ass.
Oro/Suigetsu : ?!!
Oro : You dare make that move using my Sasuke!!
Suigetsu : You're so twisted!!!
Oro : (place hand on the pot) Let's seal her Suigetsu
Suigetsu : (places hand on the pot) On the mark!
Oro : three!!
( both of them gets sealed )
Sasuke : What the fvck?
Tenten : Ok, that's enough training for you. Now don't fail in the real test. Haaiiiii ( stamps her leg on Manda to speed up )
