Predict the death of the person above you

[Scooby Doo]

You'll starve to death, being locked up in a cellar next year.

 

[Waindo]

You'll slip on a banana peel in 2017, and accidentally cut your jugular on some aluminium sticking out from the sidewalk.

 

[iNotorious]

You'll die in an accident (roller coaster) in 2060

 

[Waindo]

Wow I'll be going on a rollercoaster at 71. That's livin'
You'll die in 2076. A tiny rock propelled out of an airplane turbine will fall directly trough your head

 

[xPyschotic Echox]

Dies from axe murder in February of 2052

 

[Silico]

Gets swallowed by a hamster year 2666.

 

[Waindo]

Gets killed by a gangster in 1927.

 

[Dãrth1]

Gets killed by a fodder

 

[xPyschotic Echox]

Mauled by a penguin wielding a gun in 2189

 

[Scooby Doo]

Gets stabbed by a masked man.

 

[xPyschotic Echox]

Killed by Slender Man in ten minutes

 

[Dãrth1]

Gets sent to another dimension and stays there till death

 

[xPyschotic Echox]

Giant lizard eats you alive

 

[King Kendrick]

this thread is so depressing anyway ^ Being Poisoned, Shot In The Head, Shot Three More Times, Bludgeoned, Castrated, And Then Thrown Into A River Only For The Cause Of Death To Be Drowning

 

[xPyschotic Echox]

That's beautiful.

Murderer sneaks into your house and kills you in your sleep.

 

[King Kendrick]

Having A Stroke After Reading A Negative Premature Obituary Of Yourself

 

[xPyschotic Echox]

Chandelier collapsing on top of you.

 

[King Kendrick]

Sticking A Piece Of Whale Bone Through Your Urinary Tract To Clear A Blockage

 

[xPyschotic Echox]

Somehow ended up in a mosh pit and got pushed down and beat to death.

 

[King Kendrick]

gets teleported into a naruto manga chapter like you wished for but youre a villager when the nine tails attacks the village