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(Setting: Before Killerbee so Juugo’s still the big guy.)
Amegakure, 4.00 p.m
The heavy rain just stopped. The team let their raincoats go.
“Seriously, why’d we have to go to this freaking village just to talk to Chief-Sama??” complained Karin on the way to the “spot”.
“Nee, Sasuke-Kun?” Karin continued.
“Hn.”
Karin just frowned. Almost all the time she got almost no respond every time she flirts. Because of all those things that were going through her mind, she tripped on a stone and fell on a puddle. When she got up, her face was all dirty and rather muddy. Suigetsu laughed like crazy, Juugo grins and Sasuke snickered.
Karin pouted and vowed revenge on Suigetsu at heart, because he was the one who (obviously) laughed the loudest. So while they walked, she scanned her eyes for big puddles.
After a minute, she found one. A VERY big and dirty, muddy one. She tripped Suigetsu immediately and he fell down, yelling “Holy—“while falling. That’s the good news. The bad news is, Suigetsu is behind Sasuke, the distance between them is 4 centimetres and Suigetsu got his hand stretched forward while falling. As a result, Sasuke fell along with Suigetsu. The worse news is (Do you know that stains looked so obvious and clear on white shirts?), Sasuke’s wearing a white shirt.
“Holy shit, dude,” Suigetsu continued.
“Get off me you idiot!” Sasuke yelled.
“OK, OK... but I got tripped,” Suigetsu offended.
“Karin tripped him,” Juugo said plainly.
Karin went “Ehehehehe...” and Sasuke glared at her, thinking “bitch,”
Because it was so unlike him to let the person who piss him off live life in peace for once, this time it’s Sasuke who’s vowing revenge...on Karin. He waited for the right opportunity. And BANG Suigetsu was behind Karin and the distance is sooo right so Sasuke shoved him and (sorry) Suigetsu’s head landed right on Karin’s @$$. Before they knew it, Sasuke started making hand signals, as if telling Juugo to shut up.
When Karin got up, she thought it was Sasuke’s head that landed on her whatsoever, so she hugged and kissed the head owner and pulled away after she felt sharp, shark-like teeth. Immediately she shouted, “PERV!! HENTAIII!!!!” and kicked Suigetsu’s head. “Why is it always meee....” he thought. Both Sasuke and Juugo are laughing like crazy. “Cut it out, guys,” Sasuke said, still laughing while keeping his cool. “We’re going to the leader,” Suigetsu pouted, and he knew that it was Sasuke that shoved him. He vowed revenge at heart, but he thought of a more embarrassing way to get him back..but not the shoving prank!
Well, eventually without anything weird happening, they talked to Pain via Konan and were told to rest. At the location...........
Sasuke was washing his shirt (Well the shoving incident.) and Suigetsu got in a bucket full of water and Juugo, not knowing what’s in it, carried the bucket. When Juugo went past Sasuke, Suigetsu popped his face out of the bucket so quickly that Juugo cried “WTF!!???” and dropped the bucket...right on Sasuke’s head. And as you’d guess, Sasuke’s wet all over. But when Suigetsu tried to get out of the place because Sasuke’s yelling at Juugo using sarcastic words, he was busted while on watery form. Juugo and Sasuke looked at each other and nodded. They fetched a pitcher and....
3 hours later....
Karin looked at a table. On it is a glass of hot water. So hot that when Karin took the glass to drink the water, she screamed and dropped the glass. Immediately, Suigetsu popped out, running in circles in the room screaming “Hot! Hot! Hot!”
Again, Sasuke and Juugo laughed like crazy.
~***~
“Ah-choo!”
“Stop sneezing...”
“Ah-choo!”
“Did you hear me?”
“Ah-choo!”
“Are you DEAF!?”
“Ah-choo! Shut up! This is because of you, you idiot! Ah-choo!” Sasuke yelled.
“Oh yeah. Thanks to you, my pants got burned on the @$$.” Suigetsu offended.
“Shit, my head hurts,” Sasuke complained.
“Did you forget anything since that bump?” Juugo said plainly.
“Juugo! Quit being fucking lazy and help me over here!” Karin yelled while unscrewing the mess, picking up glass shards.
“Okay,” Juugo answered.
He picked up a glass shard near where Sasuke is sitting and accidentally crushed it. Sasuke sneezed and the “glass-dust” flew towards Juugo’s eyes.
“AAAHHH!!!” Juugo screamed. Strangely, he screamed like a girl. Soon enough, he ran around like crazy and kicked: Karin’s @$$, Suigetsu’s face and Sasuke’s stomach.
Inner Karin: “What’s with my @$$?!”
“Omigod....omigod....” Juugo said, panting while rubbing his eyes and then, he opened them and squealed: “I CAN SEE! OMIGOD I CAN SEE!” and ran around screaming “I CAN SEE I CAN SEE OMG LOLZ LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL” and stepped on Suigetsu’s foot.
“Aargh!” Suigetsu yelled in pain.
Sasuke laughed for just 5 seconds because his stomach hurts.
“Oww, this is shit!” complained Suigetsu.
Suddenly, Karin farted. A loud one. Everyone heard it.
‘Shit, this smells like fuckin’ shit!” Again, Suigetsu complained.
“Of course! Shit smells like shit! And THIS is SHIT!” Sasuke commented.
Juugo fainted and his big body fell towards Karin who farted once more. And because it stinks A LOT and it’s REALLY loud, Juugo regained his conciousness immediately and fainted again because the stink was like OMFG.
“**** this!” Suigetsu yelled.
“God!” Sasuke zipped his shirt up to the maximum.
“Man, I’m gonna get some aromatherapy after all this crap,” Suigetsu said, covering his face with his Akatsuki cloak.
“Not some. A lot..Ah-choo!” Sasuke responded, doing the same to his face.
“Duuude...you need tissue..” Suigetsu said.
Karin and Juugo are both out cold.
Suddenly, they heard a knock on the door.
“DON’T OPEN!!!!” yelled both Sasuke & Suigetsu.
The door-knocker opened anyway and it was Madara.
“Madara-San, don’t...” Sasuke was cut off. He fainted.
“STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLOSE THE DOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!” Suigetsu yelled.. then fainted.
Madara sniffed, screamed “****!!!” and slammed the door before running like Sonic The Hedgehog.
30 minutes later....
Suigetsu woke up first.
“Ahhh....fresh airrr............”
Sasuke woke up seconds later and saw Suigetsu.
“Suigetsu? Are we dead?” he asked, still stunned with the stink before.
But the feared thing happened. Karin farted AGAIN, STINKIER and LOUDER.
“Yes, we will die. We will. OK, I confess. I am gay and I want you to marry me,” Suigetsu said.
“Dude, you are so dead Suigetsu...” Sasuke responded.
“I lied,”
They laid down, waiting for death.
~END~
Amegakure, 4.00 p.m
The heavy rain just stopped. The team let their raincoats go.
“Seriously, why’d we have to go to this freaking village just to talk to Chief-Sama??” complained Karin on the way to the “spot”.
“Nee, Sasuke-Kun?” Karin continued.
“Hn.”
Karin just frowned. Almost all the time she got almost no respond every time she flirts. Because of all those things that were going through her mind, she tripped on a stone and fell on a puddle. When she got up, her face was all dirty and rather muddy. Suigetsu laughed like crazy, Juugo grins and Sasuke snickered.
Karin pouted and vowed revenge on Suigetsu at heart, because he was the one who (obviously) laughed the loudest. So while they walked, she scanned her eyes for big puddles.
After a minute, she found one. A VERY big and dirty, muddy one. She tripped Suigetsu immediately and he fell down, yelling “Holy—“while falling. That’s the good news. The bad news is, Suigetsu is behind Sasuke, the distance between them is 4 centimetres and Suigetsu got his hand stretched forward while falling. As a result, Sasuke fell along with Suigetsu. The worse news is (Do you know that stains looked so obvious and clear on white shirts?), Sasuke’s wearing a white shirt.
“Holy shit, dude,” Suigetsu continued.
“Get off me you idiot!” Sasuke yelled.
“OK, OK... but I got tripped,” Suigetsu offended.
“Karin tripped him,” Juugo said plainly.
Karin went “Ehehehehe...” and Sasuke glared at her, thinking “bitch,”
Because it was so unlike him to let the person who piss him off live life in peace for once, this time it’s Sasuke who’s vowing revenge...on Karin. He waited for the right opportunity. And BANG Suigetsu was behind Karin and the distance is sooo right so Sasuke shoved him and (sorry) Suigetsu’s head landed right on Karin’s @$$. Before they knew it, Sasuke started making hand signals, as if telling Juugo to shut up.
When Karin got up, she thought it was Sasuke’s head that landed on her whatsoever, so she hugged and kissed the head owner and pulled away after she felt sharp, shark-like teeth. Immediately she shouted, “PERV!! HENTAIII!!!!” and kicked Suigetsu’s head. “Why is it always meee....” he thought. Both Sasuke and Juugo are laughing like crazy. “Cut it out, guys,” Sasuke said, still laughing while keeping his cool. “We’re going to the leader,” Suigetsu pouted, and he knew that it was Sasuke that shoved him. He vowed revenge at heart, but he thought of a more embarrassing way to get him back..but not the shoving prank!
Well, eventually without anything weird happening, they talked to Pain via Konan and were told to rest. At the location...........
Sasuke was washing his shirt (Well the shoving incident.) and Suigetsu got in a bucket full of water and Juugo, not knowing what’s in it, carried the bucket. When Juugo went past Sasuke, Suigetsu popped his face out of the bucket so quickly that Juugo cried “WTF!!???” and dropped the bucket...right on Sasuke’s head. And as you’d guess, Sasuke’s wet all over. But when Suigetsu tried to get out of the place because Sasuke’s yelling at Juugo using sarcastic words, he was busted while on watery form. Juugo and Sasuke looked at each other and nodded. They fetched a pitcher and....
3 hours later....
Karin looked at a table. On it is a glass of hot water. So hot that when Karin took the glass to drink the water, she screamed and dropped the glass. Immediately, Suigetsu popped out, running in circles in the room screaming “Hot! Hot! Hot!”
Again, Sasuke and Juugo laughed like crazy.
~***~
“Ah-choo!”
“Stop sneezing...”
“Ah-choo!”
“Did you hear me?”
“Ah-choo!”
“Are you DEAF!?”
“Ah-choo! Shut up! This is because of you, you idiot! Ah-choo!” Sasuke yelled.
“Oh yeah. Thanks to you, my pants got burned on the @$$.” Suigetsu offended.
“Shit, my head hurts,” Sasuke complained.
“Did you forget anything since that bump?” Juugo said plainly.
“Juugo! Quit being fucking lazy and help me over here!” Karin yelled while unscrewing the mess, picking up glass shards.
“Okay,” Juugo answered.
He picked up a glass shard near where Sasuke is sitting and accidentally crushed it. Sasuke sneezed and the “glass-dust” flew towards Juugo’s eyes.
“AAAHHH!!!” Juugo screamed. Strangely, he screamed like a girl. Soon enough, he ran around like crazy and kicked: Karin’s @$$, Suigetsu’s face and Sasuke’s stomach.
Inner Karin: “What’s with my @$$?!”
“Omigod....omigod....” Juugo said, panting while rubbing his eyes and then, he opened them and squealed: “I CAN SEE! OMIGOD I CAN SEE!” and ran around screaming “I CAN SEE I CAN SEE OMG LOLZ LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL” and stepped on Suigetsu’s foot.
“Aargh!” Suigetsu yelled in pain.
Sasuke laughed for just 5 seconds because his stomach hurts.
“Oww, this is shit!” complained Suigetsu.
Suddenly, Karin farted. A loud one. Everyone heard it.
‘Shit, this smells like fuckin’ shit!” Again, Suigetsu complained.
“Of course! Shit smells like shit! And THIS is SHIT!” Sasuke commented.
Juugo fainted and his big body fell towards Karin who farted once more. And because it stinks A LOT and it’s REALLY loud, Juugo regained his conciousness immediately and fainted again because the stink was like OMFG.
“**** this!” Suigetsu yelled.
“God!” Sasuke zipped his shirt up to the maximum.
“Man, I’m gonna get some aromatherapy after all this crap,” Suigetsu said, covering his face with his Akatsuki cloak.
“Not some. A lot..Ah-choo!” Sasuke responded, doing the same to his face.
“Duuude...you need tissue..” Suigetsu said.
Karin and Juugo are both out cold.
Suddenly, they heard a knock on the door.
“DON’T OPEN!!!!” yelled both Sasuke & Suigetsu.
The door-knocker opened anyway and it was Madara.
“Madara-San, don’t...” Sasuke was cut off. He fainted.
“STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLOSE THE DOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!” Suigetsu yelled.. then fainted.
Madara sniffed, screamed “****!!!” and slammed the door before running like Sonic The Hedgehog.
30 minutes later....
Suigetsu woke up first.
“Ahhh....fresh airrr............”
Sasuke woke up seconds later and saw Suigetsu.
“Suigetsu? Are we dead?” he asked, still stunned with the stink before.
But the feared thing happened. Karin farted AGAIN, STINKIER and LOUDER.
“Yes, we will die. We will. OK, I confess. I am gay and I want you to marry me,” Suigetsu said.
“Dude, you are so dead Suigetsu...” Sasuke responded.
“I lied,”
They laid down, waiting for death.
~END~
