guy:this girl walked up to me and said wanna make out
other dude:that's what she said
That is smart! I did not get that at first, but then i got it!
ANYWHO-
Person- So the instructions on google say to insert the rod into the hole an-
Pervert- THATS WUT SHE SAID!!!!!!
Person- HEY! That wasnt even that funny... here is a funny one-
I was in Blockbuster with my roommate and his girlfriend a couple weeks ago. We found the movie we wanted and he was paying, so he slid his credit card and was looking for the pen to sign his name. It was a touch screen, so the female cashier said "use your fingers." I was standing right next to them, and with no more than 3 seconds passing by, "THATS WHAT SHE SAID"
Person- HAHA!! See, now that is comedy.
Pervert- I have one too!
He doubts she could have done what they claimed she did.
That's what SHE said!
Yes, I mean she said that during ***. Yes, it was a little weird.
Person- How can you do that without an expression on your face?
Pervert- THAT is what SHE said!!