Post a puncline

[-Cerberus-]

Post any punchline you heard from a song.

here's one.
'' If you wanna be my queen then you better get your chess out''

 

[Narubro]

you're just somebody that I used to know

 

[-Cerberus-]

Told This Chick Off Twitter Ima F-U, What You Think Happened When I CENA.

I Put my TOWER in between her TWINS , make her comPLANE till I BLOW UP

 

[-S-]

Let's go on a date

 

[-Cerberus-]

And after my giggs they usually wanna party i take em to the park then i get inside the nani back to the villa creaming already am far from xavi(chavvy) but i leave the bed messi

 

[sagatexplus]

you can only thouch my ring but can't touch the crown...

 

[madvillain]

got a few from the late grate Big L

"a tech nine is my utensil fillin n*ggaz with so much lead they could use their d*ck for a pencil"


"i jumped out the lincoln left him stinking, put his brains to the street now you could see what he was just thinking"

"fighting me is like fighting a gorrilla in a phone booth"

"i wasnt poor i was PO, i couldn't afford the O-R"

i got allloooot more just can't think of em right now, after all Big L is the punchline king of rap

 

[-Cerberus-]

If i dont wear glove she a keeper

 

[Ryuu..]

I got seven Mack 11's, about eight 38's
Nine 9's, ten mack tens, the sh*ts never ends
You can't touch my riches
Even if you had MC Hammer and them 357 bitches

 

[-Cerberus-]

If i get this chick anna in my PAD im givin ANNE a LOG

 

[Yondaime Namikaze]

A fly can fly but a bird cant bird

 

[Killeya]

oh, you want me to watch my mouth?
how? take my fu cking eyeballs out and turn'em around?


dont blame me when lil eric jumps off the terrace
you should have been watching him,
appearently your aint parents

hey its me, versace
whoops somebody shot me
when is was just checking the mail.
get it ? checking the male

 

[Rozzy]

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you cant pick your friends nose

 

[-Cerberus-]

'I Can Get A *****, I'll Just Give Her A Punchline And She'll Know Exactly What I Met-a-phor.'

 

[Killeya]

Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
it'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fu ck
if this chick was my own mother
I'd still fu ck her with no rubber
and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?

 

[-Cerberus-]

this aint EASTENDERS and i aint STACEY but they CAT the swag cause my JEANS are CRAZY.
For those of you who watch eastenders

 

[Smirk]

Your an OVER ACHIEVER cause all you do is SUCK-SEED(Succeed)
-Childish Gambino

 

[Killeya]

I used to, get punked and bullied on my block
'til I cut a kitten's head off and stuck it in this kid's mailbox

 

[-Cerberus-]

too busy getting ED (head) and i aint sheeran (sharing)

 

[Killeya]

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five