Positive, productive uses for jutsu other than battle if jutsus were real

[slayerdanger]

As the title says, I'm going to tell you some positive/productive uses for jutsu other than battle if jutsus were real

1. Tsukuyomi - get someone who's knowledgeable to use tsukuyomi on you, and he can help you cram multiple days worth of study in 1 second for a test or just to learn.

2. Shadow clones - Build houses, make clones to help you feed the homeless, or just make a bunch of clones to work for you and make a ton of cash.

3. Sexy jutsu/Harem jutsu - do guys who have never seen a naked chick's body a favor and finally let them see what they want, or make all your sexy clones work at a strip club and make a ton of cash just like with regular shadow clones.

4. Suigetsu's arm expansion jutsu - please the ladies with your huge ass fingers

5. Obito's kamui - use the dimension as your own personal storage place and hideout, nobody will ever find your collection of adult media or catch you fapping again.

6. Genjutsu - get someone to genjutsu you into a world of your choosing, any fantasy you have would become true, if you know what I mean :snick:

Leave some of yours down below, be creative, I left out a couple of cool ones so you could write them.

I guess the sage of six paths was wrong, jutsu has more uses than just battle.

 

[take it easy]

kage bumshin+henge+sexy jutsu=big orgy

 

[slayerdanger]

kage bumshin+henge+sexy jutsu=big orgy

I'd sign up for that orgy in a flash.

 

[Fuzzy Panda]

Three most useful imo:

- Shadow clone
- Transformation jutsu
- Kamui.

Just imagine all the shit you can do.

 

[Dantе]

kamui = easy drug smuggling
hashi cells = regenerate sperms just after fapping (takes a day normally)

 

[slayerdanger]

Three most useful imo:

- Shadow clone
- Transformation jutsu
- Kamui.

Just imagine all the shit you can do.

I'd turn into Arnold Schwarzenegger when he was in his prime and just plow tons of bishes.

 

[slayerdanger]

kamui = easy drug smuggling
hashi cells = regenerate sperms just after fapping (takes a day normally)

Regenerating sperms with Hashi level regeneration? Does that mean infinite sexy time? That'd be awesome, I'd have a raging boner 24/7, I'd be a *** god.

 

[naru998]

yamanaka clan's jutsu is useful.....u can connect minds with friendsduring exams and just discuss

 

[Fuzzy Panda]

kamui = easy drug smuggling
hashi cells = regenerate sperms just after fapping (takes a day normally)

Actually if you fap you should still have a butt load of sperm left over. To empty your sperm count, you have to ejaculate around 30 times. But it will be restored in 48 hours.

 

[Gerkak]

Most useful in real life.

Kamui
shadow clones
Genjutsu

 

[A$AP Wap]

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Thugs would escape from five-o every time by Shadow Clones.
Do you realize how more dangerous criminals would get? Police would have to all be trained and at least ANBU Rank.

You could use Pokemon Cards and transform them into Hunnit Dolla Bills and some more illegal shit.​

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[Narutoga]

Kamui - no need of waisting time using shadow clone to make tons of cash....teleport to the strong room in a bank...teleport the cash straight to your dimension...no hussle involved.....you will easily phase through bullets if required...you can even survive natural disasters like earthquake tsunami's , volcanic eruption...etc
you can easily go to any place of your choice in an instant...so many possibilities
naruto level healing : 100% healthy for ever, restore limbs....cut off cancerous tissue and regenerate like it never occured...and restore damaged organs
shadow clone- help in homeworks...house chores..etc

 

[FourthSmokage]

I just want Fire Style so I can stop running out of lighters...

Or Mokuton to help my plants grow

 

[SkyGodHorus]

1) water style could enrich top soil and plant life

2) Fire style could be used for campfires, cooking, lamps, heating, etc.

3) wind style could be used boost fire and blow dirt away

4) Ninshuu as naruto and Hagoromo used it connects people's hearts and minds, allowing them to understand each other.

5) several shinobi tools could be used for gardening and convenience. That's pretty much what all shinobi tools originally were. peasants and pilgrims during the sengoku era were the first shinobi who used their tools as weapons.

6) earth style could be used to create dams and protect towns from water, landslides or other disasters

7) shadow clones could be used to build things as well as gain knowledge as they are used in the series

 

[Yuse]

shadow clone jutsu the possibilities are endless

 

[slayerdanger]

1) water style could enrich top soil and plant life

2) Fire style could be used for campfires, cooking, lamps, heating, etc.

3) wind style could be used boost fire and blow dirt away

4) Ninshuu as naruto and Hagoromo used it connects people's hearts and minds, allowing them to understand each other.

5) several shinobi tools could be used for gardening and convenience. That's pretty much what all shinobi tools originally were. peasants and pilgrims during the sengoku era were the first shinobi who used their tools as weapons.

6) earth style could be used to create dams and protect towns from water, landslides or other disasters

7) shadow clones could be used to build things as well as gain knowledge as they are used in the series

Very thorough explanation Extremely good uses for jutsu.

 

[Curteth]

Ice KKG = ice scatting/hockey convince

Lava KKG = castle mote of epic win.

Mind transfer Jutsu = know what it feels like to be a female... (or male?) Or be president for a day

Not having too worry about being struck by things via Gaara's sand...

Edit no jutsu: do I deserve repz naoz ?

 

[Curteth]

nopone else stepping up-?

 

[Musashi Uchiha]

Too many beta ***s in here.

#ironyoutta10

 

[Your Creepy Stalker]

Kamui is obviously the most practical In real life, Up there with Kage Bunshin and Perfect Susanoo Transformation.