1) The fanboy solution. Be A fanboy of the following: Madara Uchiwa, Hashiramen, Tobimaru, Minado, etc.
2) Fanboy solution part II: ALWAYS make a vs between the people above. If you choose to be a Minado fanboy, troll your ass off. Oh, and be ready to take some hits from the Uchiwa fanboys.
3) Make A religion thread. Can't get enough of those.
4) As soon as A new chapter comes out, immediately make A thread about it, preferably about Hashiramen's face in Madara's boob.
You my son, are ready for the harsh realities of this place.