Pondering Thoughts

[Kai NB]

1) If I hit myself and it hurts, am I strong, or am I weak?

2) If I try to fail, and I succeed, which did I do?

3) If I'm waiting for a waiter, am I the waiter?

4) Why do noses run, and feet smell?

5) Why do I bake cookies, and cook bacon?


Please help me, and share any questions you may have

 

[NarutoB]

Damn those first 2 are doozies

 

[PyRoxGoD]

1. Ur stupid to hit yourself
2. U got bad luck
3. Learn what a synonym is
4.cause they are two seperate things that do two different purposes
5. U can cook cookies and bake bacon so ur question is self contradicting

 

[ItachiDaSoloKing]

The vast amount of Paradox created from a shitty Language known as English.

 

[Gyakusetsu]

How do they make nonstick surfaces stick to pans?

 

[Rokudaime Hokage Naruto]

1) If I hit myself and it hurts, am I strong, or am I weak?

2) If I try to fail, and I succeed, which did I do?

3) If I'm waiting for a waiter, am I the waiter?

4) Why do noses run, and feet smell?

5) Why do I bake cookies, and cook bacon?


Please help me, and share any questions you may have

1) You can't tell just by that
2) You did both
3) You are the waiter in one sense of the word
4) Obvious
5) I fry bacon but each to his own.