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This is the list of ppl sasuke will arrest IMMEDIATELY after becoming chief officer:
1. Naruto: For promoting the usage of sexy no jutsu. and for teaching it to a little kid (konohamaru)
2. Hinata: For using her byakugan to stalk naruto 24/7 and violating others privacy.
3. Choji: For commiting gluttony and binge eating on a regular basis.
4. Tobi: For being emo.
5. Madara: for being an evil and selfish douche (wants to collect the tail beasts, put everyone in his genjutsu, foreplay during fights, stealing Hasirama's DNA without consent, unauthorized cloning of white zetsus, manipulating little kids, and more).
6. Shino: For promoting poor hygiene & uncleanliness (he probably hasn't showered in ages considering all those bugs on his body)
7. Shikamaru: For being lazy and unproductive
8. orochimaru: For lust for power and little boys's bodies. Inhumane experimentation on living beings. Oh, and the countless dirty things he has done with his tongue.
9. Kiba: For being a furry
10. Kakashi: For copy right infringement (Illegally copied over 1,000 jutsus)
11. Temari: For causing unatural violent wind storms and hurricanes.
12. Sakura: for physically abusing naruto all the time, and terrible bitchy attitude.
13. TSunade: For illegally defying her age. And causing other kunoichi to consider breast implants.
14. TenTen: Stealing all the village's weapons & putting them in her damn scrollsssss.
15. Kabuto: For being an international spy. a nasty little bitch. Sacrificing human beings and messing with the dead. & more.
16. Itachi's dead body: for ****ing up Sasuke's childhood.
17. Lee: For over training and harming himself. And underage drinking.
18 Sai: For sexually harassing Naruto about his penis size.
19. Neji's dead body: For dying and making everyone cry.
20. Ino, Karin, Sakura: For lusting for Sasuke's d*ck.
21. Gaara: For carrying inappropriate things in public (The ballsack looking sand container that he always carry on his back)
22. Kankuro: For wearing too much make up.
23. Raikage: For having anger managemnt problems.
24. Mizukage: For constantly threatening to kill others when they mention her marriage.
25. Tsuchikage: For disobeying the law of physics.
26. Juugo: For his bi-polar disorder.
27. The Ramen guy: For raising addictions to Ramen.
28. Bee: Can't talk without rapping.
29. Akamaru: For Urinating on others without consent.
30 Shizune: For fun.
1. Naruto: For promoting the usage of sexy no jutsu. and for teaching it to a little kid (konohamaru)
2. Hinata: For using her byakugan to stalk naruto 24/7 and violating others privacy.
3. Choji: For commiting gluttony and binge eating on a regular basis.
4. Tobi: For being emo.
5. Madara: for being an evil and selfish douche (wants to collect the tail beasts, put everyone in his genjutsu, foreplay during fights, stealing Hasirama's DNA without consent, unauthorized cloning of white zetsus, manipulating little kids, and more).
6. Shino: For promoting poor hygiene & uncleanliness (he probably hasn't showered in ages considering all those bugs on his body)
7. Shikamaru: For being lazy and unproductive
8. orochimaru: For lust for power and little boys's bodies. Inhumane experimentation on living beings. Oh, and the countless dirty things he has done with his tongue.
9. Kiba: For being a furry
10. Kakashi: For copy right infringement (Illegally copied over 1,000 jutsus)
11. Temari: For causing unatural violent wind storms and hurricanes.
12. Sakura: for physically abusing naruto all the time, and terrible bitchy attitude.
13. TSunade: For illegally defying her age. And causing other kunoichi to consider breast implants.
14. TenTen: Stealing all the village's weapons & putting them in her damn scrollsssss.
15. Kabuto: For being an international spy. a nasty little bitch. Sacrificing human beings and messing with the dead. & more.
16. Itachi's dead body: for ****ing up Sasuke's childhood.
17. Lee: For over training and harming himself. And underage drinking.
18 Sai: For sexually harassing Naruto about his penis size.
19. Neji's dead body: For dying and making everyone cry.
20. Ino, Karin, Sakura: For lusting for Sasuke's d*ck.
21. Gaara: For carrying inappropriate things in public (The ballsack looking sand container that he always carry on his back)
22. Kankuro: For wearing too much make up.
23. Raikage: For having anger managemnt problems.
24. Mizukage: For constantly threatening to kill others when they mention her marriage.
25. Tsuchikage: For disobeying the law of physics.
26. Juugo: For his bi-polar disorder.
27. The Ramen guy: For raising addictions to Ramen.
28. Bee: Can't talk without rapping.
29. Akamaru: For Urinating on others without consent.
30 Shizune: For fun.
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