Chapter One:
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Dear readers,
Please note! No Pokemon, humans, or any other existent creature was injured by any means during the process. Any or all of the information in the fan fiction is entirely made-up. Facts, ages and so on, are all based on the state of mind. Therefore, I discourage the questioning of belief in this fan fiction. Thank you and enjoy.
The Author,
Taka
Taka
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Credits to Uchiha Minato
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Chapter Two: Gobi the Viking!
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Narrator: Previously on "Pokemon ~ The Legacy of Nexus", the hater of all pokemon, Nexus, joined forces with an oven pokemon, Takachu!
Takachu: Black Lightning!
Narrator: Yeah sure, whatever Gokachu. Anyways, after their team was formed, word came to them that Nexus's sister, JB (As in Jupiter Bomb, yet she's called Justin Beiber), was seen in the next city up ahead, Gub Gub town. Gub Gub town is known to have been invaded my mad men viking within the recent years, and ruler of these vikings, also Gub Gub's gym leader, is the famous Gobi Gublett. Gobi has viking type pokemon, and has serious mental challenges, because he believes he himself is a pokemon. He claims that if he were defeated, he'd be able to return to his pokeball, The Gub ball. In each city, a pokeball named after the city can be found. The Gub ball is meant only to catch viking type pokemon.
Thus, the new Nexychu squadron-
Nexus: Nexus and his sidekick, Takachu you bastard.
Takachu: Who said I was your sidekick! Wasn't that supposed to be you?
Narrator: I'm explaining, just shut up and listen! So yes, the Nexychu team set out to find JB, just for one cause... JB is a trainer at the seventh gym, and so Nexus would like to challenge her to a battle (knowing nothing about "Leveling" his pokemon). Let's see where this story moves into place...
-Along Route 1-
Nexus: Takachu, hand me a smoke, will you?
Takachu: Sure, catch. * Takachu throws a pack of Winston to Nexus* you puff Winston, don't you?
Nexus: Not often, but I'll take it. Got a lighter on you?
Takachu: I don't smoke, so no.
Nexus: THEN WHY DID YOU HAVE A PACK OF WINSTON WITH YOU?
Takachu: Found it in yo mamma's purse.
Nexus: That *****! She said she doesn't smoke! Whatever. Anyways, how am I supposed to light this up?
Takachu: Be resourceful, there's pokemon all over with different elemental powers. Try finding a fire type!
Nexus: Well, we've been walking for minutes along this path, and I still haven't seen any pokemon.
Takachu: You're new to this pokemon thing, huh? Listen up, you see those magical grass patches over there? You run inside of them! A few seconds later, a pokemon will magically pop up, and you get sent into a 2D dimension, with four options for me, your pokemon, to use. You have "Bag", "Fight", "Run" and "Harass". Try them out sometime.
Nexus: I sooo want to be a 2D block head! *Nexus dives into the magical grass patch and walks in circles, or rather, squares.*
Bumdubumdudubumbum!
(Battle Song:
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) -Magical 2D dimension appears out of a pokeball! OH NO! It's a wild CHARMANDER! Nexus send out, TAKACHU!-
Fight!---Bag!
Run!-----Harass!
-Nexus chooses: Harass!-
Nexus: I harass you! Takachu! You're a freaking monkey shit! You can't cook nothing the right way! Who smokes, and doesn't carry a lighter!?
Takachu: You cow face I said I don't smoke!
-Nexus end his turn! Wild Charmander chooses: Run!..., ..., ..., Wild Charmander flees!-
Nexus: The hell? Wait! Taky! You thinking what I'm thinking?
Takachu: Already on it Nexy! *Takachu chases behind the wild charmander* Lightning wave!
-Wild escaping Charmander is stunned!-
Takachu: Nexus! Now's our chance! Catch it!
Nexus: To hell with that! I need to light this shit up! *Nexus grabs the wild Charmander by the tail, brings the tail flames closer and lights the cigarette. Ah, finally. I can enjoy this day now that I have my smoke. You can leave now Charmander.
Takachu: I have to admit, that was pretty... resourceful, although, your head is on fire, you got the living torch too close.
Nexus: WAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
-In Gub Gub Town-
???: Gobi, is everything ready for his arival?
Gobi: GIHATIHOHUNARAHA! (Maniac laugh) YES CAPTAIN! HE WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT 'EM!
???: Very well. Just make sure you don't over due it, he's pretty popular.If public hear about this, you're in serious trouble.
Gobi: BABYY, BABYY, BABYY OOOOH!
???: ...Been practicing, ey? I'll take my leave... bastard.
Gobi: BABYY, BABBY, BABBY NOOOO
-Meanwhile-
Nexus: Ah, so this is the town of Gub Gub. Pretty decent for a viking town.
Gub Gub Town!
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Takachu: Wow! Look at this town! I can't believe they even have restaurants! This is a dream town!
Nexus: This is enormous! I've never seen a city just like it! I can't wait to check out the RadioShack store!
Takachu: By the way, how are we planning on finding Justin Beiber?
Nexus: Jupiter Bomb.
Takachu: No Justin Beiber!
Nexus: HER NAME IS JUPITER BOMB!
Takachu: THEN WHY IS SHE CALLED JB!?
Nexus: IT'S HER DAMNED INITIALS!
Takachu: NO IT'S JUSTIN BEIBER'S INITIALS!
Nexus: DO YOU REALLY WANN GO THERE!?
Takachu: Baby, Baby, Baby ooooh!
Nexus: Look! What's that huge round dome building?
Takachu: Oh that? That's a gym. Only the toughest people can make it through. We stand no chance, especially since their gym leader is Gobi Goblett. He's feared region wide. He used to be fourth in the elite four, until one day, his pokemon went overboard. It refused to obey him, and broke his leg. That was his most powerful pokemon, Rozef. Since his incident, he made a peg-leg and became a viking. He caught new, but weaker viking type pokemon. Even so, he's still out of our league.
Nexus: Let's go check it out, maybe JB is there!
*As Nexus approaches the door, a woman with light brown hair runs out the door crying.*
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Takachu: OH MY FREAKING GOD! IT'S JUSTIN FREAKING BEIBER! I SO FREAKING TOLD YOU!
Nexus: THE HELL? THAT'S HILARIOUS!
*A man in a viking helmet, walks out*
GOBI
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***: Male
Pokemon: 4
Pokedex Number: 194 'National'
Badges: 1 (Viking Badge)
Other: GUWIHANOKILOHAWAKOGEHE!
Gobi: I wanted JB as in Jupiter Bomb! Not Justin Beiber! DO'NT EvER cOmE BacK! A-KA-PEESH?
Nexus: Are you Gobi?
Gobi: UKIKITIHAKOGENAWALO! YES I AM! I AM GLAD YOU HAVE HEARD OF ME FROM OTHER TOWNS! ARE YOU NEXUS?
Takachu: Nexus. This isn't Gobi.
Gobi: WHO SAID THAT? I AM SURELY GOBI!
Takachu: Nexus, let's roll.
Nexus: I'm lost.
Gobi: IT'S SIMPLE! I iS GoBi!
Takachu: Not really, you're ditto. Gobi can talk straight and clear. I know that, because...
*That sudden surprised eye stare where the pupils widen*
Takachu: I read it in a book!
Gobi: AHOHEHAHKILUPA! YOU GOT ME! GOBI IS NOT BEING HERE RIGHT NOW! BUT SINCE YOU CAME FROM SO LONG, WHY NOT CHALLENGE ME TO BATTLE!? I WILL USES MY FIREY POKEMON TORCH! GOOOO, CHARMANDER!
Takachu: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Gobi: WHAT IS FUNNY!?
Nexus: Is that really tour pokemon?
Gobi: YES IT IS!
Nexus: M'kay. I saw him not too long ago in the magical grass patches. He lit my cigarette up for me. Then it ran away.
Gobi: ...He still hasn't noticed it yet. I'll give him some time to put things into place. For now, I'll let him have some fun! YOU'RE SMART! I GIVE YOU THAT! BUT CAN YOU BEAT IT A SECOND TIME!?
-Gobi chooses: Fight!-
Flamethrower!
-Nexus Chooses: Fight!-
Takachu! Use Cigarette Deflection!
Takachu: I have no such move...
Nexus: THEN LEARN IT!
*Takachu throw an oversized cigarette at the flames*
-Nexus's cigarette is lit!-
Nexus: Hmph... now that I've eaten, I'm all revved up! *Rotates shirt, revealing a headless chef!* I'm going to abuse your pokemon!
Takachu: It's illegal to use human combat on pokemon.
Nexus: LIKE I CARE? I'm a freaking pokemon slayer!
Gobi: YOU PLAN ON WHACKING MY POKEMON!?
Nexus: No. I'm going to kill it!
Gobi: FINE I GIVE I GIVE!
Nexus: TOO LATE! *Nexus grabs onto the defenseless Charmander as Gobi calls it back.* Wa-Waaaaaah!! *Nexus gets pulled into the pokemon world.
Gobi: I hate to do this. Takachu... it's best you leave.
Takachu: No...
Gobi: Do you want to get hur-
Takachu: I FREAKING SAID NO! BRING NEXUS BACK RIGHT THIS INSTANT!
Gobi: I'm afraid I can't do that. At least not now.
Takachu: YOU BASTARD! IF YOU WON'T DO IT, THEN I FREAKING WILL! GIMME THAT POKEBALL!
Gobi: I'm sorry... Takachu. Go! Rozef! Vulcan fury!
Takachu: R-R-Rozef!? Impossible! *Takachu has fainted*
Gobi: ...Sad to have to do this.
???: Don't feel regret. You know what would've happened otherwise.
Gobi: Yeah... I do. I'm sorry... R~~~~~~
*A mature teenage girl lands in front of Gobi with a pissed off expression and eyes in anger.
JB: Gobi. Release my brother this second, or face defeat.
Gobi: J-Jupiter Bomb!?
To Be Continued.
And so Nexychu has finally made it to Gub Gub Town, but why? Why has Gobi, or better yet, the imposter run mad? What is his story with Rozef? And What is going to become of his disposal now that Nexus's sister, the seventh gym leader, Jupiter Bomb has arrived to his rescue? Find out next on Pokemon ~ The Legacy of Nexus: Chapter Three: Jupiter no Bomb!
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