(I was gonna have a Gallade :T_T: )
Daisuke: *making his way to Ecruteak City when Youngster Joey steps up to him*
YJ: Hey! I have a Rattata in the top-
*Daisuke, without saying a word, motions to Scizor. It performs an X-Scissor that OHKOs the Rattata. Daisuke then proceeds to kick Joey against a tree, taking all his money and leaving him sitting there, sore and defeated*
Daisuke: *continues to walk with Murkrow and Scizor* thinking: jeez, how annoying...
(and rattata is now in therapy, talking to dr. Slowking about that time he got raped.)
Maxxi looks out from the stage in his base and addresses his people.
"This world, this beautiful world, was created with us in mind. land was created for us to live on, for pokemon to live on. and the sea, well... it was created to be used. to nourish us. but in the end, iit was built to hinder us! it is time for humanity and pokemon alike to expand! Life will find a way! and i... have found our way!"
with a flourish of his wrist, he brings out a Master Ball, its purple color almost glittering in the artificial light.
"this ball, stolen from a Devon company man in petalburg woods, will get us what we want. Groudon, the legendary Pokemon that embodies our hopes, dreams, and ambition, will get us the expansion we need. we will drain the oceans, raise the land, and turn this world into a world of land lovers. and humanity will finally expand to all of earth!"
with a mighty roar, Team Magma members cheered for Maxxi, as he began his crusade against the ocean, and ultimately, the destuction of earth...