In a mansion at the heart of NBdom, resided the wealthiest individual there, Emperor. Now Emperor was also one of the most-well liked people of NBdom, especially by women, but he had a secret life...he was also, the one and only PLANTMAN !
Oh, and he had a sidekick, of course. A rather nondescript chap, with not much going for him, named ... dammit, I forgot >.< Wait...wait...it's coming back to me...Caliburn ! Or Swordbiter, as his hero name was.
Emperor: Now, Caliburn, you will see where all my years of experience have given me a sixth sense about crime.
Caliburn: How's that, Emperor ?
Emperor: Wait, wait...an image is forming...I can sense it ! There's a new criminal mastermind in NBdom arising...and he's going to try and take over the world !
Caliburn: That's amazing
wease: How did you know that ?
Emperor: Once you've seen enough of these nutjobs, you'll realize all they want to do is take over the world. Take over the world, take over the world...it's an unhealthy obsession with them. You'd think they'd go on towards simpler goals, like building a giant cupcake, or even beating penguins in fistfights, but no they have to go and -
Caliburn: I meant, how did you know there's a criminal mastermind ?
Emperor: Oh that ? Elementary, my dear Caliburn. I saw this. *shows Caliburn a poster* It was stuck all over NBdom.
Villains wanted
New mastermind is going to take over the world
Contact 1800-BIG EVIL for details on joining our organization
P.S. Death to Plantman !
Caliburn: -__-"
Emperor: To the PlantCave !
- One quick dress changing punctuated by shouts of "This zipper's caught my ARRGHH !" and "Why did we even choose spandex !" later -
EmperorPlantman: To the PlantMobile !
CaliburnSwordbiter: Get a new dialogue, will you ?
Plantman: Here we are, then ! The bravest and boldest of them all, Plantman, unaided by all has reached the summit of evil, where he will destroy -
Swordbiter: This is our garage -.-
Plantman: I know. There's nothing eviler than an infestation of Auto Insurance Agents. If you look quick, you'll see one scurrying past that rock there, and if you open that cupboard, you'll find a whole nest of 'em.
Swordbiter: -.-
Plantman: To the PlantMobile !
Plantman: 'Ere, start pedalling.
Swordbiter: Say what ?
Plantman: Do it >.O
- One gruelling journey to the District of Evil ( popularly called Nexustopia ) of NBdom -
Swordbiter: *huff* *puff*
Plantman: Look at the signs !
Swordbiter: Signs of what ?
Plantman: No, I mean literally. Look at the signs. They're stuck on the walls.
*numerous signs are stuck on the dark walls*
Plantman: Oh, no..if I'm reading the signs right, then...
Swordbiter: You can read them ? They look perfectly unintelligible to me O___O
Plantman: I meant figuratively -.- Now, if I'm reading the signs right, then this means the most deadliest of criminals has arisen...one who will stop at nothing to establish his dominance over the world, as well as ridding it of all grammar and savaging the English language and sensibility...this is his initial salvo.
Swordbiter: His name ?!
Plantman: His name is -
- Elsewhere in a dark castle, an eerie figure sits on a throne and begins laughing -
???: HAHAHAHAHAHAH !
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Reps to anyone who guesses who the "mastermind" is. Bolded sentences give clues
- Enjoy
Emperor xd
Oh, and he had a sidekick, of course. A rather nondescript chap, with not much going for him, named ... dammit, I forgot >.< Wait...wait...it's coming back to me...Caliburn ! Or Swordbiter, as his hero name was.
Emperor: Now, Caliburn, you will see where all my years of experience have given me a sixth sense about crime.
Caliburn: How's that, Emperor ?
Emperor: Wait, wait...an image is forming...I can sense it ! There's a new criminal mastermind in NBdom arising...and he's going to try and take over the world !
Caliburn: That's amazing
wease: How did you know that ?Emperor: Once you've seen enough of these nutjobs, you'll realize all they want to do is take over the world. Take over the world, take over the world...it's an unhealthy obsession with them. You'd think they'd go on towards simpler goals, like building a giant cupcake, or even beating penguins in fistfights, but no they have to go and -
Caliburn: I meant, how did you know there's a criminal mastermind ?
Emperor: Oh that ? Elementary, my dear Caliburn. I saw this. *shows Caliburn a poster* It was stuck all over NBdom.
Villains wanted
New mastermind is going to take over the world
Contact 1800-BIG EVIL for details on joining our organization
P.S. Death to Plantman !
Caliburn: -__-"
Emperor: To the PlantCave !
- One quick dress changing punctuated by shouts of "This zipper's caught my ARRGHH !" and "Why did we even choose spandex !" later -
EmperorPlantman: To the PlantMobile !
CaliburnSwordbiter: Get a new dialogue, will you ?
Plantman: Here we are, then ! The bravest and boldest of them all, Plantman, unaided by all has reached the summit of evil, where he will destroy -
Swordbiter: This is our garage -.-
Plantman: I know. There's nothing eviler than an infestation of Auto Insurance Agents. If you look quick, you'll see one scurrying past that rock there, and if you open that cupboard, you'll find a whole nest of 'em.
Swordbiter: -.-
Plantman: To the PlantMobile !
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Plantman: 'Ere, start pedalling.
Swordbiter: Say what ?
Plantman: Do it >.O
- One gruelling journey to the District of Evil ( popularly called Nexustopia ) of NBdom -
Swordbiter: *huff* *puff*
Plantman: Look at the signs !
Swordbiter: Signs of what ?
Plantman: No, I mean literally. Look at the signs. They're stuck on the walls.
*numerous signs are stuck on the dark walls*
"join youll in car beta insurance for bste effort"
"i dont like fat so i usd thin-kwik"
"death to grammar"
"i dont like fat so i usd thin-kwik"
"death to grammar"
Plantman: Oh, no..if I'm reading the signs right, then...
Swordbiter: You can read them ? They look perfectly unintelligible to me O___O
Plantman: I meant figuratively -.- Now, if I'm reading the signs right, then this means the most deadliest of criminals has arisen...one who will stop at nothing to establish his dominance over the world, as well as ridding it of all grammar and savaging the English language and sensibility...this is his initial salvo.
Swordbiter: His name ?!
Plantman: His name is -
- Elsewhere in a dark castle, an eerie figure sits on a throne and begins laughing -
???: HAHAHAHAHAHAH !
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Reps to anyone who guesses who the "mastermind" is. Bolded sentences give clues
- Enjoy
Emperor xd
