pickup lines gone wrong

[Belphegor]

once i approached to a girl that works in a restaurant and said "did it hurt?" she said "what did hurt?" then i said "did it hurt falling from heaven ?" then she did this :flirty1: no I'm kidding she said "whats ur order?" cuz she had a boyfriend and he was the manager :flaw: xd

What were the pick up lines that went wrong for you? Have you tried using hilariously funny pick up lines on anyone?

 

[Cigbeast]

Lol mann, sadly i havent had that done to me before

 

[Moss]

Watch this, it's hilariously relevant.

 

[Belphegor]

u mean getting rejected ?

Lol mann, sadly i havent had that done to me before

 

[Belphegor]

Watch this, it's hilariously relevant.

ooooh shit man i would kill myself if i have been rejected 100 times in a row ,number 96 just made my day and made me lmao xd

 

[Cigbeast]

I died at 89

 

[Husky]

I'll try to act as classy and subtle as possible. Use a gem like:
"I want to take you to bed and perform every known sexual act imaginable, and only conclude until my penis falls off from pure exhaustion and force, emitted from every pelvic thrust...................................................if you know what I mean."

 

[saaaaaadpanda]

Well, I used the classic "My **** just died. Can I bury it in your vagina?". Your mom loved it.

 

[Voltron]

Well, I used the classic "My **** just died. Can I bury it in your vagina?". Your mom loved it.

panda is a boss!!! xd

 

[Voltron]

Well, I used the classic "My **** just died. Can I bury it in your vagina?". Your mom loved it.

panda is a boss!!! xd