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obito uchiha the wraith

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Normally my friends and i just call this pick up. The objective of the game is to try to get the most numbers from girls and you win whatever was waged food..money..respect or whatever. Heres how you play go to somewhere theres a lot of people like the mall you and your friends take turns trying to get different girls numbers by saying the corniest or smoothest pick up lines you can think of. If its corny the numbers worth two if youget it. If you dont get it its ok its just a game cant get all the girls but your friends will laugh mercilesly in the distance. I normally use my old reliable. "He excuse me but are you a model?" *blush* umm noo...? "Oh.... so when did you quit?* it normally works especially on cocky pretty girls and shy girls... what would you guys use?
 

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I don't think that corny pickup line would ever work.

Pickup lines don't work.
 

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Somehow try to end up in a specific question. That being is..

Her: "Oh, so we're friends now?"
Me: "Well I won't tell anyone if you don't"
Her: "Who do you think you are?"
Me: "I'm Neonian yaa bishh!"
Her: "... :|"
 

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Never really had the courage to ask a girl her number much less ask her out.

But if I were to go pick up girls, the shy types are an easy target.

''Hey, have I met you before?''

she replies, ''N-no, I-I don't th-think so. W-why?''

''Wanna meet with me now?''

pretty lame but trust me it works most of the time. lol
 

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What the heck this has to do with Naruto discussion?:vincent:
Anyways, there are many pick up lines.
For example,
He:Girl, I saw you somewhere, have we met before?
She:I don't remember meeting you before.
He:Ah now I remember you were the beautiful angel, I met yesterday in my dreams.:ilu:
 
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I usually just wing it honestly, depends on what type of vibe I get from the girl will govern what I say.

I don't use pick up lines though, usually either a really bad joke or a really funny one to break the ice. Me and my friends use to do this in high school too lol
 

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I don't think that corny pickup line would ever work.

Pickup lines don't work.
They do thats the point of the game we all normally get at least 5-10 numbers of crap like this of course we dont just say the pick up and go GIMMIE NUMBER PLOX. but its funny to watch and wouldnt you feel good if you could get a cute persons number by starting the conversation of by *pulling a dime from htheir ear* and saying "youre the only dime i see." Lmao its corny but thats hthe point a show of turning crap into something meaningful with charisma and courage! Plus you have to have balls of steel to say something so stupid infront of a pretty girl.. their words hurt
 

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Well i am a girl
I never ask guys (too shy and i hate doing it)
But the best thing guy can say to me

"Hi i am sasusaku fan .And you ? "
 

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Pick-up lines are cheesy and lame in my opinion. I prefer guys to come and tell me something face to face, rather than hiding behind those lines U_U Maybe because i'm not the shy type of girl, but still..
 

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im very straightfarward - if i want smth I'll just say it besides i know girls hate pickup lines

see that face in my sig - thats usually what i do

thats my Let's go face.
 

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Wanna fu**?

No but seriously, trust me, the best line is: Hi, my name is... What's your name?

As simple as that...
 

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Some whisky usually helps drown down that nervousness.
 
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